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You have 25 points max to construct your realistic dream girl’s appearance!
08-20-2021, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By GrimGram⏩
Tall lanky females are super unattractive. The dumbest thing about this whole thing is how fake tits, and especially ass, cost more points.Lmao @ assigning points to race, height, weight, or eye color. Just put 6'1 and 150 lbs. Manlets, when will they learn.
Also lol @ smal/med teddies being more expensive than big natty
Just max out on hips/azz and face aesthetics and enjoy.
Brb amazonian HBB
Also lol @ smal/med teddies being more expensive than big natty
Just max out on hips/azz and face aesthetics and enjoy.
Brb amazonian HBB
08-20-2021, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By basedcap⏩
Because of gravity?Why are big natty tits worth less than small/medium
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08-20-2021, 10:22 AM
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08-20-2021, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Fake tits are so damn hot. With fake tits, you know the girl is likely well off and has high aspirations in life, at least beauty wise. She won’t let herself go easily. Fake tits are perfect in shape, size, perkiness, and chicks who have fake tits don’t usually wear bras because they don’t need the support since fake tits don’t really sag and plus they love to show off their goods. Not to mention fake tits tend to permanently erect nipples. Fake tits are a huge bonus. Most guys just don’t know it yet since they haven’t been with a fake titty goddess. Same can be applied with ass to a lesser extent.Tall lanky females are super unattractive. The dumbest thing about this whole thing is how fake tits, and especially ass, cost more points.
08-20-2021, 10:46 AM
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Damn, how am I supposed to get to 25 points when all the categories have negative numbers?
08-20-2021, 11:10 AM
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1 – Other Race (middle eastern/Persian)
2 - 5’2 Height
5 – Under 120 lbs
3 – Small/Medium Natty boobs
1 - Small natty ass
1 – Narrow hips
1 – other eyes
3 – straight teeth
8 - face
= 25 pts
super cute face, straight teeth, nice perky medium natural breasts, petite body...after that who cares about hips, race, eye color.
2 - 5’2 Height
5 – Under 120 lbs
3 – Small/Medium Natty boobs
1 - Small natty ass
1 – Narrow hips
1 – other eyes
3 – straight teeth
8 - face
= 25 pts
super cute face, straight teeth, nice perky medium natural breasts, petite body...after that who cares about hips, race, eye color.
08-20-2021, 11:12 AM
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08-20-2021, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
I wonder how people would configure their numbers if you gave people 30 points, and added in a girls sexual history. i.e. virgins cost 7, slay count of 3 costs 5, slay count of 10 costs 3 pts, and 20+ costs 0. (or something like this)hips are important man
08-20-2021, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Contribution05⏩
It’s weird how guys value virgins the highest. I think slay count around 10 is perfect and normal once she’s around 23. Virgins of any gender at that age are usually weird af.I wonder how people would configure their numbers if you gave people 30 points, and added in a girls sexual history. i.e. virgins cost 7, slay count of 3 costs 5, slay count of 10 costs 3 pts, and 20+ costs 0. (or something like this)
08-20-2021, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
Let's see...How would you choose her attributes?
Race:
White - 5
Latina - 3
East Asian - 2
Other - 1
Height:
5’4”-5’8” - 3
5’0”-5’3”, 5’9”-6’0” - 2
Other - 1
Weight:
Under 120 lbs - 5
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Over 140 lbs - 1
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Small/Medium Natty - 3
Big Natty - 2
Completely Flat - 1
Ass:
Fake - 3
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Small Natty - 1
Hips:
Wide - 3
Medium - 2
Narrow - 1
Eyes:
Blue/Green - 3
Hazel - 2
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Slightly Crooked - 2
Significantly Crooked - 1
Face:
1/10 - 1
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10/10 - 10
Race:
White - 5
Latina - 3
East Asian - 2
Other - 1
Height:
5’4”-5’8” - 3
5’0”-5’3”, 5’9”-6’0” - 2
Other - 1
Weight:
Under 120 lbs - 5
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Over 140 lbs - 1
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Small/Medium Natty - 3
Big Natty - 2
Completely Flat - 1
Ass:
Fake - 3
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Small Natty - 1
Hips:
Wide - 3
Medium - 2
Narrow - 1
Eyes:
Blue/Green - 3
Hazel - 2
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Slightly Crooked - 2
Significantly Crooked - 1
Face:
1/10 - 1
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10/10 - 10

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White/Latina mix = 4
5'4"-5'8" = 3
120lbs-140lbs = 3
Big natty boobs = 2
Medium butt = 2
Hips medium = 2
Hazel eyes = 2
Straight teeth = 3
9/10 face = 9
= 30 points = Charisma Carpenter clone
So, I'd take a slightly less pretty face (-1 pt), slightly taller (-1 pt), light brown eyes (-1 pt), slightly crooked teeth (-1 pt) and slightly heavier than 140lb (-1 pt) to meet Opie's goal.
30 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 = 25 points
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08-20-2021, 11:29 AM
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White - 5
5'0" - 5’3” - 2
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Boobs: Completely Flat - 1
Ass: Small Natty - 1
Hips: Narrow - 1
Eyes: Blue/Green - 3
Teeth: Significantly Crooked - 1
Face: 8/10
then put her on a treadmill and get her braces lmao
5'0" - 5’3” - 2
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Boobs: Completely Flat - 1
Ass: Small Natty - 1
Hips: Narrow - 1
Eyes: Blue/Green - 3
Teeth: Significantly Crooked - 1
Face: 8/10
then put her on a treadmill and get her braces lmao
08-20-2021, 11:32 AM
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latina - 3
height 5'10 - 2
weight - 120lbs - 3
boobs - completely flat - 1
hips wide - 3
medium ass - 2
eyes other - 1
teeth slightly crooked - 2
eyes other - 1
face - 7
terrible value on the boobs bro, gotta go flat
height 5'10 - 2
weight - 120lbs - 3
boobs - completely flat - 1
hips wide - 3
medium ass - 2
eyes other - 1
teeth slightly crooked - 2
eyes other - 1
face - 7
terrible value on the boobs bro, gotta go flat
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08-20-2021, 11:34 AM
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Did anyone even bother trying to construct a good girl or just bitch about the point system for breasts?
Latina (3)
5'3" (2)
121lbs (3)
Small Natty breasts (2) [fuk OP, I'm only paying 2pts for small natty breasts, eat a dick]
Big ass (2)
Medium hips (2)
Brown eyes (1)
Straight teeth (3)
Face (7)
So, a 5'3" 121 lb Latina with brown eyes, nice ass, small firm breasts, normal hips, straight teeth and a 7/10 face. In today's world, with Walmart Hags weighing 250-400lbs on average, purple haired soyfeminists screaming and such -- that's about a 8/10 overall.
Latina (3)
5'3" (2)
121lbs (3)
Small Natty breasts (2) [fuk OP, I'm only paying 2pts for small natty breasts, eat a dick]
Big ass (2)
Medium hips (2)
Brown eyes (1)
Straight teeth (3)
Face (7)
So, a 5'3" 121 lb Latina with brown eyes, nice ass, small firm breasts, normal hips, straight teeth and a 7/10 face. In today's world, with Walmart Hags weighing 250-400lbs on average, purple haired soyfeminists screaming and such -- that's about a 8/10 overall.
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08-20-2021, 02:31 PM
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Latina- 3
5'10"- 2
Over 140lbs- 1
Medium Natty Boobs- 3
Big Natty Ass- 2
Hips Wide- 3
Brown eyes- 1
Straight Teeth- 3
7/10 Face- 7
Very happy with how that turned out, lol.
5'10"- 2
Over 140lbs- 1
Medium Natty Boobs- 3
Big Natty Ass- 2
Hips Wide- 3
Brown eyes- 1
Straight Teeth- 3
7/10 Face- 7
Very happy with how that turned out, lol.
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08-20-2021, 02:34 PM
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Plump lips above all else


08-20-2021, 02:59 PM
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OP should get creative with this make-a-girl scenario, like add in negs that give you more points
- Bad breath +1 point
- Horrible breath +2 points
- Addicted to social media +1 point
- incurable STD +2 points
- Trannie +2 points
- Leaky bladder +1 point
- Only friends are creepy fat female nerds +1 point
- Hardcore feminist/Woke/SJW +3 points
- Biopolar +2 points
- Will cheat on you no matter what +1 point
.... etc etc etc, would like to see what fuked up Frankenstein's Monster women the misc makes when you throw in disads like that.
- Bad breath +1 point
- Horrible breath +2 points
- Addicted to social media +1 point
- incurable STD +2 points
- Trannie +2 points
- Leaky bladder +1 point
- Only friends are creepy fat female nerds +1 point
- Hardcore feminist/Woke/SJW +3 points
- Biopolar +2 points
- Will cheat on you no matter what +1 point
.... etc etc etc, would like to see what fuked up Frankenstein's Monster women the misc makes when you throw in disads like that.
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08-20-2021, 03:30 PM
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08-20-2021, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
dont you have any other topic of conversation you pathetic simp cuck cant wait til you are redHow would you choose her attributes?
Race:
White - 5
Latina - 3
East Asian - 2
Other - 1
Height:
5’4”-5’8” - 3
5’0”-5’3”, 5’9”-6’0” - 2
Other - 1
Weight:
Under 120 lbs - 5
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Over 140 lbs - 1
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Small/Medium Natty - 3
Big Natty - 2
Completely Flat - 1
Ass:
Fake - 3
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Small Natty - 1
Hips:
Wide - 3
Medium - 2
Narrow - 1
Eyes:
Blue/Green - 3
Hazel - 2
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Slightly Crooked - 2
Significantly Crooked - 1
Face:
1/10 - 1
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10/10 - 10
Race:
White - 5
Latina - 3
East Asian - 2
Other - 1
Height:
5’4”-5’8” - 3
5’0”-5’3”, 5’9”-6’0” - 2
Other - 1
Weight:
Under 120 lbs - 5
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Over 140 lbs - 1
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Small/Medium Natty - 3
Big Natty - 2
Completely Flat - 1
Ass:
Fake - 3
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Small Natty - 1
Hips:
Wide - 3
Medium - 2
Narrow - 1
Eyes:
Blue/Green - 3
Hazel - 2
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Slightly Crooked - 2
Significantly Crooked - 1
Face:
1/10 - 1
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10/10 - 10
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08-20-2021, 06:42 PM
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A few problems with this atm
Height disparity is a function of both heights so her height should be framed relative to the man's e.g. From -6 to 0 inches of your height
The reason manlets don't get tall girls is more to do with social convention and HER rejection of manlets, not his choosing. If this constructed woman will like him no matter what then the manlet may well rate the tall girl highly (or just girl taller than guy - see above).
A lot of men would prefer a flat chest to fake boobs in their wife. Wife judged different to slut.
Height disparity is a function of both heights so her height should be framed relative to the man's e.g. From -6 to 0 inches of your height
The reason manlets don't get tall girls is more to do with social convention and HER rejection of manlets, not his choosing. If this constructed woman will like him no matter what then the manlet may well rate the tall girl highly (or just girl taller than guy - see above).
A lot of men would prefer a flat chest to fake boobs in their wife. Wife judged different to slut.
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08-20-2021, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
True but fake tits are still superior.A few problems with this atm
Height disparity is a function of both heights so her height should be framed relative to the man's e.g. From -6 to 0 inches of your height
The reason manlets don't get tall girls is more to do with social convention and HER rejection of manlets, not his choosing. If this constructed woman will like him no matter what then the manlet may well rate the tall girl highly (or just girl taller than guy - see above).
A lot of men would prefer a flat chest to fake boobs in their wife. Wife judged different to slut.
Height disparity is a function of both heights so her height should be framed relative to the man's e.g. From -6 to 0 inches of your height
The reason manlets don't get tall girls is more to do with social convention and HER rejection of manlets, not his choosing. If this constructed woman will like him no matter what then the manlet may well rate the tall girl highly (or just girl taller than guy - see above).
A lot of men would prefer a flat chest to fake boobs in their wife. Wife judged different to slut.
08-20-2021, 06:49 PM
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race: middle eastern - 1
height: 6'1" -1
weight: over 140 lbs - 1
boobs - medium natty - 3
ass - big natty - 2
hips: wide -3
eyes - brown - 1
teeth - straight - 3
face: 10/10 - 10
total: 25
hope i did the math right but bam thats how u get an ideal 10/10 with only 25 points
height: 6'1" -1
weight: over 140 lbs - 1
boobs - medium natty - 3
ass - big natty - 2
hips: wide -3
eyes - brown - 1
teeth - straight - 3
face: 10/10 - 10
total: 25
hope i did the math right but bam thats how u get an ideal 10/10 with only 25 points
08-20-2021, 08:37 PM
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the point distributions are severely biased towards what OP likes. my ideal was 30 points and i refuse to make changes
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White - 5
5'10 - 2 (7)
Weight over 140 - 1 (8)
Boobs Big natty - 2 (10)
Ass Big Natty - 2 (12)
Hips Medium - 2 (14)
Eyes Other - 1 (15)
Teeth Slightly Crooked - 2 (17)
Face - 8 (25)
Hnnnnnnnnng
5'10 - 2 (7)
Weight over 140 - 1 (8)
Boobs Big natty - 2 (10)
Ass Big Natty - 2 (12)
Hips Medium - 2 (14)
Eyes Other - 1 (15)
Teeth Slightly Crooked - 2 (17)
Face - 8 (25)
Hnnnnnnnnng
08-20-2021, 09:12 PM
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I'm surprised that almost no one else than me went with a 10 for face. Why is that? Why wouldn't you pick perfection if you could? Is it cope?
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Originally Posted By wolfofmarkcity⏩
lol east asian with a 10/10 faceI'm surprised that almost no one else than me went with a 10 for face. Why is that? Why wouldn't you pick perfection if you could? Is it cope?
08-20-2021, 10:00 PM
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Race:
Other - 1
Height:
6’1” - 1
Weight:
Over 140 lbs - 1
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Ass:
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Hips:
Medium - 2
Eyes:
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Face:
9
Other - 1
Height:
6’1” - 1
Weight:
Over 140 lbs - 1
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Ass:
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Hips:
Medium - 2
Eyes:
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Face:
9
08-20-2021, 11:03 PM
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Race:
White - 5
Latina - 3
East Asian - 2
Other - 1
Height:
5’4”-5’8” - 3
5’0”-5’3”,5’9”-6’0” - 2
Other - 1
Weight:
Under 120 lbs - 5
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Over 140 lbs - 1(141lbs at 5'9" is still thin/muscular)
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Small/Medium Natty - 3
Big Natty - 2
Completely Flat - 1
Ass:
Fake - 3
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Small Natty - 1
Hips:
Wide - 3
Medium - 2
Narrow - 1
Eyes:
Blue/Green - 3
Hazel - 2
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Slightly Crooked - 2
Significantly Crooked - 1
Face:
1/10 - 1
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10/10 - 10
7/10 face
Damn, sucks
White - 5
Latina - 3
East Asian - 2
Other - 1
Height:
5’4”-5’8” - 3
5’0”-5’3”,5’9”-6’0” - 2
Other - 1
Weight:
Under 120 lbs - 5
120 lbs - 140 lbs - 3
Over 140 lbs - 1(141lbs at 5'9" is still thin/muscular)
Boobs:
Fake - 5
Small/Medium Natty - 3
Big Natty - 2
Completely Flat - 1
Ass:
Fake - 3
Medium/Big Natty - 2
Small Natty - 1
Hips:
Wide - 3
Medium - 2
Narrow - 1
Eyes:
Blue/Green - 3
Hazel - 2
Other - 1
Teeth:
Straight - 3
Slightly Crooked - 2
Significantly Crooked - 1
Face:
1/10 - 1
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10/10 - 10
7/10 face
Damn, sucks
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