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post 1645536713 08-23-2021, 08:38 AM
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LMFAO, female dating strategy reddit is pure comedy gold jimmy!

https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/

Fck reddit but holy fck, this reddit is like the incel equivalent for females.

Love how they also copy incel speak and call guys moids, etc.
post 1645536963 08-23-2021, 08:44 AM
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I would bet all my money that every single girl posting there is fat
post 1645537053 08-23-2021, 08:46 AM
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never forget this baldcel hapa


.:Foot Fetish Club:.
post 1645537203 08-23-2021, 08:49 AM
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jfl, reading a couple of those threads, I'm surprised more than 50% of women aren't outright lesbian, but the trend is going the way of that statistic. sloots overanalyze attraction and hetero dating dynamics more than a gender studies PhD candidate
post 1645537213 08-23-2021, 08:49 AM
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LMAO @ women srs.
post 1645537393 08-23-2021, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By sennas⏩
I would bet all my money that every single girl posting there is fat
if Murican its a minimum of 7/10 fat or obese statistically
post 1645537463 08-23-2021, 08:53 AM
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Theyre all whales that are worthless to society, guaranteed
post 1645538513 08-23-2021, 09:11 AM
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If you consider what the cross section of standard redditors looks like you can assume the following:

1) they are fat fukin whales
2) the smell... can you imagine the smell?
post 1645538923 08-23-2021, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By donalduck⏩
If you consider what the cross section of standard redditors looks like you can assume the following:

1) they are fat fukin whales
2) the smell... can you imagine the smell?
Absolutely.

Imagine being a female and already play on tutorial mode an still lose, that's when you end up at reddit.
post 1645539393 08-23-2021, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By donalduck⏩
If you consider what the cross section of standard redditors looks like you can assume the following:

1) they are fat fukin whales
2) the smell... can you imagine the smell?
3. They’re fat, smelly Reddit dudes pretending to girls for attention?
post 1645539843 08-23-2021, 09:30 AM
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What’s a “pickme”?!
post 1645539853 08-23-2021, 09:30 AM
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Can you even begin to imagine how repulsive a regular on /femaledatingstrategy has to look?

If you're a woman who needs reddit for dating, you completely lost the genetic lottery. You know those women you glance at and immediately look away from so your forget what you just saw? These must be them.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1645540053 08-23-2021, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Lunu⏩
What’s a “pickme”?!
A sloot who tries to get male attention in the hopes of securing a relationship.

It's basically the sloot equivalent of a simp.
post 1645540103 08-23-2021, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Lunu⏩
What’s a “pickme”?!
a sloot who has low esteem who wants a guy to 'Pick Me'
post 1645540113 08-23-2021, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By gtg⏩
never forget this baldcel hapa


All it would take is an average looking guy to get chatting to her at a party and he could bed her. Just lol @ relying on online dating to meet girls
post 1645540413 08-23-2021, 09:37 AM
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female dating strategy is funny, but if you really want an insight into autistic females...

Spoiler!
https://crystal.cafe/feels/catalog
post 1645540443 08-23-2021, 09:38 AM
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Like some others have already said, if you're a woman (playing the dating game on easy mode with cheat codes) and still end up on reddit bytching about it on a forum like that, well...
post 1645540733 08-23-2021, 09:42 AM
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Disgusting, fat whores. They deserve to LDAR all alone
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post 1645541163 08-23-2021, 09:48 AM
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1) date ahole
2) bish about ahole on reddit
3) keep dating aholes
4) go back to step 1
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post 1645541253 08-23-2021, 09:49 AM
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We should schedule a meetup between them and the red pill reddit.
post 1645541633 08-23-2021, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By gtg⏩
never forget this baldcel hapa


That girl admits she only swipes on very handsome men and yet STILL has a match rate of over 50%.

Its over.
post 1645541883 08-23-2021, 09:56 AM
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Reading through this, holy fuk they're narcissistic ****s.

Cracking up how half of them acknowledge how socially and emotionally damaging OnlyFans is for women, though.
post 1645542163 08-23-2021, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
Reading through this, holy fuk they're narcissistic ****s.

Cracking up how half of them acknowledge how socially and emotionally damaging OnlyFans is for women, though.
Most of them are against porn and are against even their partners watching it.
post 1645542273 08-23-2021, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Can you even begin to imagine how repulsive a regular on /femaledatingstrategy has to look?

If you're a woman who needs reddit for dating, you completely lost the genetic lottery. You know those women you glance at and immediately look away from so your forget what you just saw? These must be them.
Women have a different issue w/ dating:getting commitment from a quality man.

Getting sex from an attractive man is easy, a complete non-achievement, contrary to what slut feminists might claim.
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post 1645542493 08-23-2021, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
Most of them are against porn and are against even their partners watching it.
Yeah, a broken is clock is right twice a day too brah.

These women view men as absolute sub-humans who should be making beaucoup beta buxx for them, delivering 20 orgasms a week, and "high-value" in the sense that they have an extremely specific set of physical characteristics. Absolutely none of them talk about building a life with their partner-- just extracting the most from him as humanly possible.

Meanwhile "toxic, sexist, oppressive" men want a modest girl, who tries hard to be pleasant, looks after herself, and prides her ability to create a good family environment at home.
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I ****ing LOVE this for them. Enjoy being a strong independent female for life.
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Love this for them
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isnt the average reddit female the kind of girl you'd see wearing cat ears at your local community college while playing magic the gathering in the public lounge?
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
isnt the average reddit female the kind of girl you'd see wearing cat ears at your local community college while playing magic the gathering in the public lounge?
The average reddit female is a tranny I'm pretty sure.
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LOL at the COPE on this one!https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatin...inally_did_it/
I finally broke up with this ****er. After months of a faux relationship, which was actually very pleasing while it happened, a fight made me finally have enough strength powered by disappointment to pull the trigger and be done with him.

Yesterday, I went over to his place and we had a wonderful time. At night while we were making out, I made a comment about his lips that he was offended about but didn't tell me until the next day (today), but that isn't the issue- the issue is that when we started stripping, I checked my phone for 0.5 seconds because someone was spamming me with text messages. I checked out of reflex, didn't even bother reading any of it nor the name, just confirming if it was social media or not. Well, this completely killed his mood. He told me he wanted to go wash his hands and when he came back he was like a different person. Distant, not in the mood anymore, cold. He told me he couldn't do it today, and I smiled, kissed his forehead, and said that was perfectly fine. We didn't have to do anything if we don't want to, and we could just watch something or go to sleep if he wanted.

Next morning, he was like a stranger. Didn't talk to me until I did, didn't look me in the eye. Just got on his phone and didn't direct a word to me. I excused myself to go get dressed and decided to not bring it up since he's been dealing with a lot of stress (boohoo) and I assumed it was just that. So, instead, I was possessed by all the devils of Pickmeishaism and spent the whole day trying to make him feel better. It was pathetic. I massaged his shoulders and back while the food I ordered for us was on its way. I bought him snacks for him to munch on while he works. I kept running my fingers through his hair and kissing his forehead because I was afraid he thought I was upset with him over him losing his erection. He barely smiled back at me, but closer to the end of the day before I left to go back home he started perking up. Kissing my hand while I held his, things like that.

Well, today, which is a good few hours after I left his apartment, I brought up the issue. An issue I thought was simply him feeling depressed and/or stressed. But no, he said he felt that way because of "what I did" the night before. We argued about it, quite coldly, because of how disappointed I felt this was a problem to him. After everything I've done for him, all the things I've forgiven. I called him insecure and accused him of projecting his exes on me, and he defended himself. He changed the narrative of what happened to accommodate his story and not once considered he might be wrong. This all happened just an hour ago and all I feel is tremendous disappointment and some grief over the person I believe him to be. It didn't end in insults but I don't know how I am going to deal with this loss, we created so many memories together. We had plans for the future. Places to go. All that is down the drain and I don't how to deal with that loss. Any advice is welcome, I want to focus on me.
Cliffs:
Dude was about to break up with her, but she did it first. Though, not until after her stage 5 clinger attempts to make him happy failed.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

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