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» Girl I'm recently dating just lost her father last week....
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post 1645808093 08-26-2021, 08:39 PM
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Girl I'm recently dating just lost her father last week....

We had sex last night and she ended up calling me by her dad's name by mistake. Should this bother me?
post 1645808433 08-26-2021, 08:43 PM
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visit his place tell mom you need to take some clothes from his closet, to just trust you because you have a surprise to cheer her up. take any cologne he has too


then put on his clothes in the middle of the night, with your penis hanging out through the fly pant and start try humping her in the middle of night, wake her up and slide it in while shes still drowsy and whisper in her ear "daddys home"


shes either going to love it or hate it, no inbetween on this one.
post 1645808493 08-26-2021, 08:44 PM
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Tell her “u call me that again, Ima send u where ur dad is since u miss him that much dumb bich”
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post 1645808793 08-26-2021, 08:50 PM
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Worst troll thread of 2021.


You can’t be an incel and claim you’re dating a girl and just had sex, everyone’s going to know you’re lying.
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post 1645808803 08-26-2021, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987
visit his place tell mom you need to take some clothes from his closet, to just trust you because you have a surprise to cheer her up. take any cologne he has too


then put on his clothes in the middle of the night, with your penis hanging out through the fly pant and start try humping her in the middle of night, wake her up and slide it in while shes still drowsy and whisper in her ear "daddys home"


shes either going to love it or hate it, no inbetween on this one.
She already made me do that before he passed
post 1645808853 08-26-2021, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By KingBert
Worst troll thread of 2021.


You can’t be an incel and claim you’re dating a girl and just had sex, everyone’s going to know you’re lying.
You seem like a lot of fun at parties.
post 1645809513 08-26-2021, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot
So is he really dead like the fat kunt in your avi or are you just having a giggle...
Dude don't get angry at me just because bb.com makes it impossible for someone to figure out how to change their avi.
post 1645810333 08-26-2021, 09:19 PM
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suchis life for a chad
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post 1645810393 08-26-2021, 09:20 PM
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this happened
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post 1645810523 08-26-2021, 09:22 PM
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You should help her find him
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post 1645810813 08-26-2021, 09:28 PM
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Hope he gets well soon.
post 1645811043 08-26-2021, 09:33 PM
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If she's fantasizing about her dead Dad while you're smashing her...

...I have some bad news for you.

But, at least her mom is now available.
post 1645811133 08-26-2021, 09:34 PM
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post 1645811283 08-26-2021, 09:36 PM
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You can’t be an incel and claim you’re dating a girl and just had sex, everyone’s going to know you’re lying.
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1645812993 08-26-2021, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987
try humping
Picturing OP "trying" to hump but failing somehow
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1645813143 08-26-2021, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916
You can’t be an incel and claim you’re dating a girl and just had sex, everyone’s going to know you’re lying.
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post 1645822453 08-27-2021, 04:48 AM
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She is feeling sad and vulnerable right now. time for anal.
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