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ยป Best trained Human mixed martial artist with highest IQ vs A silverback gorilla?

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post 1645821943 08-27-2021, 04:27 AM
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Best trained Human mixed martial artist with highest IQ vs A silverback gorilla?

Human stats - 6'5 260 12% bodyfat with 200 iq (20 more than highest recorded IQ in humans)

Fedors & Mark hunts chin + Anderson Silva's bjj + Khabib & DCs wrestling + yoshihiro sexyyama's judo + Anderson Silva and Jon Jones Muay Thai + Petr yan & McGregors boxing + Derrick lewis, Francis ngannou striking power + Cain & Nick Diaz gas tank

All this combined with 10+ years of training and sharping those skills more with every peds possible

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A silverback gorilla (untrained in any martial arts) with IQ slightly less than humans that existed 3 mil years ago (proven, today's gorillas IQ is only slightly less than human ancestors of 3 mill years ago)



Stats - 440 all muscle, can lift upto 4000 pounds

No weapons, bare hands
Who gon win and how long will fight last? And how it will go down?
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post 1645822053 08-27-2021, 04:32 AM
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Depends on the scenario. If it's a direct 1v1 fight in a Cage the gorilla will toss around ur chadmaxxed superhuman like a toy. No wat in hell a human can stand a chance to the sheer physical strength of a primate. Let alone a gorilla.
post 1645822073 08-27-2021, 04:34 AM
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if the gorilla loses it mind, its over in about 2.5 seconds, if its mildly pssd off maybe 4
post 1645822103 08-27-2021, 04:35 AM
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so the best mixed martial artist crippled by having an autistic level of intelligence?
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The only way Gladius Chadix is lasting more than 5 seconds, is if the gorilla decides to violate his anoose first.
*htc*
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Always confuse to and too
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post 1645822173 08-27-2021, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted By ninetynine8
so the best mixed martial artist crippled by having an autistic level of intelligence?
You know what I meant ****gitt
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post 1645822203 08-27-2021, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra
Depends on the scenario. If it's a direct 1v1 fight in a Cage the gorilla will toss around ur chadmaxxed superhuman like a toy. No wat in hell a human can stand a chance to the sheer physical strength of a primate. Let alone a gorilla.
So like hulk vs loki?
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post 1645822243 08-27-2021, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted By brahnotah
The only way Gladius Chadix is lasting more than 5 seconds, is if the gorilla decides to violate his anoose first.
Lmao, dominance asserted
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth
if the gorilla loses it mind, its over in about 2.5 seconds, if its mildly pssd off maybe 4
How u think it will go down
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post 1645822323 08-27-2021, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Saiyanbrahh
You know what I meant ****gitt
it's called fight IQ for a reason... It becomes a negative past a certain point
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Originally Posted By Saiyanbrahh
How u think it will go down
likely frenzied punching , biting and tearing , chad will not get one shot off and will likely be frozen in fear, overwhelming force applied
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Originally Posted By ninetynine8
it's called fight IQ for a reason... It becomes a negative past a certain point
Well what if it was just EXACT perfect IQ for fighting
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth
likely frenzied punching , biting and tearing , chad will not get one shot off and will likely be frozen in fear, overwhelming force applied
You think chaddeus will go in trauma mode because of pain factor? Dangggg that's brutual way to go out for such a epic human
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If you believe this is real, then assume that a human vs gorilla would last less than 2 seconds as it would rip off your arms and legs without a thought....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4
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Originally Posted By JPF82
If you believe this is real, then assume that a human vs gorilla would last less than 2 seconds as it would rip off your arms and legs without a thought....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4
Lmao hold up, They said "She"? God dangggg, female Orangutan played with sumo like a toy and ain't even a male Just lul
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Originally Posted By Saiyanbrahh
You think chaddeus will go in trauma mode because of pain factor? Dangggg that's brutual way to go out for such a epic human
have you ever been close to a gorilla or large animal like a lion,tiger, bear

there is a reason we learned to make weapons and hunt in groups because we are basically just blood bags wrapped in skin in comparison to these things....
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LMAO this cannot be a srs bread.

Gorillas can lift and throw 800 kg, have a bite strength of 1400 psi (more than a great white shark), and can run 25 mph.
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
LMAO this cannot be a srs bread.

Gorillas can lift and throw 800 kg, have a bite strength of 1400 psi (more than a great white shark), and can run 25 mph.
What if gorilla ain't gonna use bite force?
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth
have you ever been close to a gorilla or large animal like a lion,tiger, bear

there is a reason we learned to make weapons and hunt in groups because we are basically just blood bags wrapped in skin in comparison to these things....
Mane we dun goofd if silverbacks starts grouping up
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Y'all think any elite tier bantamweight can beat Francis ngannou rn?
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Originally Posted By JPF82
If you believe this is real, then assume that a human vs gorilla would last less than 2 seconds as it would rip off your arms and legs without a thought....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4
Looked that up further more, that ain't real apparently but I doubt ape gon have any problems pulling sumo
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Most retarded thread of all time. The human would have zero chance, absolutely none. He may as well tear his own dink off and hand it to the gorilla, a long with his eyes, nose and limbs.
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It lasts as long as the gorilla wants it to. At the most maybe the human can convince the gorilla he's a big threat and scare him off, but that's about it. Barring a sick gorilla, no number of humans could win in a fight against one I think - the gorilla would eventually just decide not to fight against a large group, fearing us more than would be needed.

Ie maybe 3 people together would scare a gorilla off, but in truth he could bludgdeon them to pulps.
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Originally Posted By TheJimmyRustler
It lasts as long as the gorilla wants it to. At the most maybe the human can convince the gorilla he's a big threat and scare him off, but that's about it. Barring a sick gorilla, no number of humans could win in a fight against one I think - the gorilla would eventually just decide not to fight against a large group, fearing us more than would be needed.

Ie maybe 3 people together would scare a gorilla off, but in truth he could bludgdeon them to pulps.
Lmao u wot. I don't think silverback gorilla be scared from peasant hooman race bruh unless they armed
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The human still has no way to significantly hurt a gorilla unless he is allowed to use weapons and traps.
Originally Posted By Saiyanbrahh
A silverback gorilla (untrained in any martial arts) with IQ slightly less than humans that existed 3 mil years ago (proven, today's gorillas IQ is only slightly less than human ancestors of 3 mill years ago)
That's total bullsh*t no matter where it was written down. We don't any way to reliably administer IQ tests to primates let alone people, who have been dead for millions of years.
It might be possible guessworkfrom their skull structures, but it is far from proven.
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Originally Posted By I3igAl
The human still has no way to significantly hurt a gorilla unless he is allowed to use weapons and traps.



That's total bullsh*t no matter where it was written down. We don't any way to reliably administer IQ tests to primates let alone people, who have been dead for millions of years.
It might be possible guessworkfrom their skull structures, but it is far from proven.
https://www.up.ac.za/anatomy-physiol...lion-years-ago

That's what "studies" shows but yea most of these studies bullchit anyway
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Gorilla will charge use Judo to subdue it. Whiles it's on the ground gouge it's eyes out. Without sight it I'll go crazy. Be careful, pick your shots and slowly wither down the gorilla. When it's exhausted bruised beaten and battered, choke it until it dies. Easy win do Chad spartan warrior.
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Originally Posted By taskmob
Gorilla will charge use Judo to subdue it. Whiles it's on the ground gouge it's eyes out. Without sight it I'll go crazy. Be careful, pick your shots and slowly wither down the gorilla. When it's exhausted bruised beaten and battered, choke it until it does. Easy win do Chad spartan warrior.
Lmao
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Originally Posted By Saiyanbrahh
Lmao u wot. I don't think silverback gorilla be scared from peasant hooman race bruh unless they armed
That's what I'm saying, though - they'll probably overestimate what the person can do. You seen that vid of the guy getting charged at by a gorilla and just stands his ground? The gorilla stops in it tracks, keeps shouting and schit but leaves him alone.

Animals aren't like people, they don't have medical care etc, they know if they get into a fight that it could kill them even if they don't die outright from it. They generally avoid fighting and prefer to posture up with eachother.

If the gorilla in question has been injected with some rage steroid/virus which makes it go batschit then the humans are fcked, but otherwise their best hope is to have enough guys who stand together and don't look shook so the gorilla gets scared/doens't wanna try it and leaves. Anything beyond that, I can't see how unarmed people can beat a to-the-death gorilla in a fight. God knows how many people it'd take to be able to overpower one.
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The Gorilla will win 10/10 times.
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