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post 1645956683 08-29-2021, 05:43 AM
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went to a gay bar and got sucked off

I think getting hit on by gay men is pretty CHADLY boyos


Went to a gay bar called troupe429 in Connecticut with my gf and a gay friend of hers and another chick (ded fkn Srs)

Actually a decent amount of straight chicks there


There was a drag show and where some fat ******* got dressed up as a chick


We knew the DJ so stayed til midnight dancing and ****.

Lot of skinnyfat twinks, fat ****gos, fem-****s, and just generic ****s


We’re about to leave and some jacked handsome **** (NO HOMO) taps me on the shoulder and asks my name.

Could legit feel this **** looking my direction most of the night

I talk to him for 15 seconds and then my gf walks up and puts her arms around me. You can see the disappointment in this ****s eyes as he asks “oh is this your GF”?

He proceeds to say how she’s a lucky girl etc and we bounce

It’s like a switch went off in my gfs brain because no longer than 10 min later I’m getting blown in the car

I wasn’t that into it so I had to think of getter_done’s forearms to finish in her mouth (ded fkn Srs)

CLIFFS:
bring chicks to a gay bar so you can get hit on and sucked off



~focus on what you can control crew~
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~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1645956833 08-29-2021, 05:48 AM
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post 1645956883 08-29-2021, 05:51 AM
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post 1645956913 08-29-2021, 05:53 AM
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ded fkn srs?
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post 1645956963 08-29-2021, 05:55 AM
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post 1645957003 08-29-2021, 05:56 AM
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I love getting hit on by dudes. srs. I feel like only other guys can really appreciate my natty gains. And I have low self esteem so any attention is still attention. No homo
post 1645957053 08-29-2021, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
I love getting hit on by dudes. srs. I feel like only other guys can really appreciate my natty gains. And I have low self esteem so any attention is still attention. No homo
Yeah man it feels great


A big part of me wanted this handsome **** to take me by the hand to the washroom and let me take all of him in my mouth right then and there

It would’ve been our little secret (NO HOMO)

(ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
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~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1645957453 08-29-2021, 06:12 AM
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This happened
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post 1645957463 08-29-2021, 06:13 AM
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Can confirm. Was out with a girl and she wanted to stop into a gay bar for a drink.
Tons of straight girls in there partying. I knew one of them who saw me and she was blowing my phone up later that night wanting to catch up for “a drink”
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post 1645957483 08-29-2021, 06:15 AM
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post 1645957493 08-29-2021, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Yeah man it feels great


A big part of me wanted this handsome **** to take me by the hand to the washroom and let me take all of him in my mouth right then and there

It would’ve been our little secret (NO HOMO)

(ded fkn Srs)
In a way I somewhat envy gay and bi dudes because getting laid would be stupid easy and require damn near 0 effort (no homo obviously).
post 1645957533 08-29-2021, 06:21 AM
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Yup, I'm hard right now.
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post 1645957603 08-29-2021, 06:22 AM
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This might be a good subplot in your tv series about those twins fuking each other
post 1645957633 08-29-2021, 06:23 AM
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Second pic giving out those Hunter Biden vibes.
post 1645958063 08-29-2021, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By woadito⏩
Second pic giving out those Hunter Biden vibes.
He’s a talented artist brother (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1645958443 08-29-2021, 06:55 AM
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As a mobile user, I clicked on the first pic and was impressed. Mario kart, good crowd and probably overall a fun time.

However please censor the second pic, you can't show your GF's tits on here without a ban.
post 1645958673 08-29-2021, 07:06 AM
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Decent physique gjdm
post 1645958783 08-29-2021, 07:10 AM
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was that second picture necessary?

in b4 #relapse2021
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post 1645959363 08-29-2021, 07:28 AM
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Title had me confused for a second there boyyo. Sounds like a good strategy gj
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post 1645959373 08-29-2021, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By EDcellent⏩
As a mobile user, I clicked on the first pic and was impressed. Mario kart, good crowd and probably overall a fun time.

However please censor the second pic, you can't show your GF's tits on here without a ban.
Wassup fellow CT brah



Me you and ZeroPercentTip should go to the gay bar together (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1645959573 08-29-2021, 07:36 AM
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post 1645959723 08-29-2021, 07:39 AM
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Next time let me blow, or at least be ur cash****
post 1645960103 08-29-2021, 07:51 AM
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ded fkn srs
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1645960993 08-29-2021, 08:17 AM
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On tonight's episode of sh*t that never happened... it's cuckold OP.
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post 1645961693 08-29-2021, 08:38 AM
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[QUOTE=RealLifeAlpha post_id=1645956683]I think getting hit on by gay men is pretty CHADLY boyos


Went to a gay bar called troupe429 in Connecticut with my gf and a gay friend of hers and another chick (ded fkn Srs)

Actually a decent amount of straight chicks there


There was a drag show and where some fat ******* got dressed up as a chick


We knew the DJ so stayed til midnight dancing and ****.

Lot of skinnyfat twinks, fat ****gos, fem-****s, and just generic ****s


We’re about to leave and some jacked handsome **** (NO HOMO) taps me on the shoulder and asks my name.

Could legit feel this **** looking my direction most of the night

I talk to him for 15 seconds and then my gf walks up and puts her arms around me. You can see the disappointment in this ****s eyes as he asks “oh is this your GF”?

He proceeds to say how she’s a lucky girl etc and we bounce

It’s like a switch went off in my gfs brain because no longer than 10 min later I’m getting blown in the car

I wasn’t that into it so I had to think of getter_done’s forearms to finish in her mouth (ded fkn Srs)

CLIFFS:
bring chicks to a gay bar so you can get hit on and sucked off


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[img]https://i.imgur.com/vVve1Ud.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Not sure if op is telling us the full story after seeing this bathroom counter??
post 1645961953 08-29-2021, 08:47 AM
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looks awful. especially the ugly fatty at center focus. JFLOL if you ever let yourself get talked into going to a gay bar.
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Is this an abuse of the srs tag? Or is he really dead phuckin srs??? I'm kinda mindphucked. kinda like OP is tryin to get booty phucked.

Get yours king!
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always knew you were a *******
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