gf got us tickets to US Open

08-30-2021, 05:53 AM

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gf got us tickets to US Open

and they announced yesterday they’re now checking vax cards at the gate

what do? (ded fkn Srs)

Inb4 FoxMcCocks celebrating

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08-30-2021, 06:00 AM

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try the medically exempt route.

if they ask tell them you are dying of lung cancer, and breathing is extremely hard for you. If cancer sounds too extreme make up some other lung disease.

Thats your best play. I dont know what else is. Does she have her VAXXMAXXIN status?

miss ya kang

08-30-2021, 06:14 AM

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lucky you. great excuse to not have to go. stop agreeing to do beta shiit like gay bars and tennis matches.

08-30-2021, 06:16 AM

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Tell them you identify as a vaxxcel. Works every single time 63% of the time.

08-30-2021, 06:19 AM

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make one, mine isn't anything too fancy looking but you'd obviously be forging stuff

My secret? Texting between sets.

08-30-2021, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted By eatyourspinach⏩

make one, mine isn't anything too fancy looking but you'd obviously be forging stuff

Just tell them to trust the vax card like they trust the science.

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08-30-2021, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

lucky you.great excuse to not have to go.stop agreeing to do beta shiit like gay bars and tennis matches.

Yeah, seems like a win-win.

Otherwise, maybe you can try saying you're trans vaxxed and that you identify as a vaccinated person. If men with weiners can claim to be women, then why not this?

08-30-2021, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

Yeah, seems like a win-win.

Otherwise, maybe you can try saying you're trans vaxxed and that you identify as a vaccinated person. If men with weiners can claim to be women, then why not this?

Wait, did you just assume my vax status?

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08-30-2021, 06:48 AM

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08-30-2021, 07:04 AM

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08-30-2021, 07:07 AM

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tell them you are taliban

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08-30-2021, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩

Angry incel detected.

08-30-2021, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted By Mountaineer92⏩

tell them you are taliban

This.

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08-30-2021, 07:20 AM

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so you officially done with your pride relapses OP?

08-30-2021, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted By nielk⏩

try the medically exempt route.

if they ask tell them you are dying of lung cancer, and breathing is extremely hard for you. If cancer sounds too extreme make up some other lung disease.

Thats your best play. I dont know what else is. Does she have her VAXXMAXXIN status?

miss ya kang

miss you brother -- hope life is good

yeah she's vaxMAXXED (ded fkn Srs)

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Tell them you have converted to Islam...Ded fkn srs

do u think i'll have to show my Proof of Religion of Peace™?

Originally Posted By tripod29⏩

Tell them you identify as a vaxxcel. Works every single time 63% of the time.

lmaooo

surprised that this isn't an acceptable form of entry in clownworld yet (ded fkn Srs)

Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

lucky you. great excuse to not have to go. stop agreeing to do beta shiit like gay bars and tennis matches.

i enjoy tennis brah fr (ded fkn Srs)

Originally Posted By eatyourspinach⏩

make one, mine isn't anything too fancy looking but you'd obviously be forging stuff

do you think they'd cross reference a vaxx card there with a drivers license or other form of ID?

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08-30-2021, 07:49 AM

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Ehh, this US Open is gonna suck anyway.

08-30-2021, 08:09 AM

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08-30-2021, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩

Angry incel detected.

fox is my favorite angry larping incel, getting his jollies from being a contrarian "troll" (ded fkn Srs)

hope you're doing well brah

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08-30-2021, 09:06 AM

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US open golf? is like a year away

08-30-2021, 09:07 AM

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this is like driving 12 hours to see a baseball game. very beta. stop it.

08-30-2021, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

this is like driving 12 hours to see a baseball game. very beta. stop it.

lmao bro i figured you of all people could appreciate some tennis

rubbing elbows with the ELITE in PALM BEACH and you're not even on that country club sport time???? (ded fkn Srs)

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08-30-2021, 09:13 AM

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Copd. Go get some grandma's oxygen tank or find an empty one n get some plastic tubes lol n is that really foxmccox in the avi? Lol

08-30-2021, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

lmao bro i figured you of all people could appreciate some tennis

rubbing elbows with the ELITE in PALM BEACH and you're not even on that country club sport time???? (ded fkn Srs)

no i'm an outsider. not bad for a city college boy. i bought my way in, now all of these ivy league schmucks are sucking my kneecaps. that's the thing you've got to remember about WASPs - they love animals, they can't stand people.

08-30-2021, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩

Angry incel detected.

This might be the most hypocritical post I’ve ever read on the misc tbh

08-30-2021, 09:40 AM

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Oh I'm so jelly as I would love to go to the US Open!

But yeah, it's almost like we are all forced to get the vax to go somewhere with crowds. They asked us to bring our vax card to a bar hopping event in San Francisco.

08-30-2021, 12:27 PM

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I hate crowds. Especially crowds of old fat ugly pretentious people watching tennis or golf. Especially to sit in the heat and sweat and watch a little ball go back and forth. F**k that. I'll be at the bar.