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post 1646261143 09-02-2021, 04:45 PM
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My homies girl walked out on us during sex

So we rent this apartment near the city

He met this girl, it was her 21st bday, her friend was 20 and hotter IMO but they were both fine.

Anyways we start fuking these sloots on the couch during an episode of last kingdom (gonna have to rewatch the episode btw)

They initiated it, and eventually we had them face down in the cushions. My boy flips his girl on her back and exclaims that he’s about to coom. I’m thrusting in n out of her friend, and I advise him to pull out and blast her face, he pushes the tip into her mouth and fills it up with his coom.

She looks up to see me giving him a high 5 while she’s gurgling his coom and she starts coughing. I focus on her friend and see that she’s about to coom. My buddy gives her a double high 5 as she cooms on my D, and then I coom. The girl im fookin is starting to get the idea and she gives me a high 5. I slap her hand kind of hard and yell “HAHHHHHHH”
My homie high 5’s me, I slap his hand hard as fuk and yell “HOOOOOOOOO”

The girl he was Fukin, I guess she didn’t finish. She got up and started getting dressed and hurried out.
post 1646261523 09-02-2021, 04:52 PM
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post 1646261543 09-02-2021, 04:53 PM
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Riveting tale, chap.
post 1646261583 09-02-2021, 04:53 PM
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post 1646262083 09-02-2021, 05:02 PM
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Plot twist: in reality there were no females present.
post 1646262123 09-02-2021, 05:03 PM
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One time was banging a girl and my roommate female who was actually really hot came home, my door was wide open, I thought I heard her door close, continued to bang n 5 mins later she came running out of her room this time we both made eye contact.


I texted her apologizing but she said it’s fine it was actually hot to see lmao



Edit; definitely not fukn any chick in front of dudes that’s really weird man
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post 1646262203 09-02-2021, 05:04 PM
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post 1646262823 09-02-2021, 05:15 PM
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and then u coomed in ur homie while u fgts high fived right? tell us part 2 bitch
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post 1646263123 09-02-2021, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By MYOFIBRAH⏩
and then u coomed in ur homie while u fgts high fived right? tell us part 2 bitch
Nah, I coomed in the birthday girls friend.

Okay, let’s see. The girl I banged tried to call her friend and she didn’t answer twice. So I told her she can use the shower if she wants and she did. Her friend called while she was in the shower. I was fuked up so I answered and said “HOO-HA!” so she knew it was me. She asked where her friend was and I said “HA HA HA.” Then I got serious and said, “she in the shower, I’ll tell her you called. You’re welcome to come back and wait.”

She came to the door and I held my hand up. She jumped to try and high 5 it, but I moved it and said “too slow” then I brought it down and smacked her ass.

Just then the homie stumbled in, and her friend was getting out of the shower. She couldn’t find her shoes. We helped her look (kind of) and then they left.

Now it was just me and the homie (srs)
post 1646263343 09-02-2021, 05:26 PM
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post 1646263383 09-02-2021, 05:26 PM
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post 1646263423 09-02-2021, 05:27 PM
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and then you woke up
post 1646263473 09-02-2021, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
Plot twist: in reality there were no females present.
This…..if it looks, walks and talks like a duck then it was def homosex
post 1646263563 09-02-2021, 05:29 PM
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That’s not homosexual at all

What person that has any self respect has sex with other people in the room having sex and high fives each other…

No way this happened
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post 1646263643 09-02-2021, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
and then you woke up
actually we fell asleep right after ahha
post 1646263693 09-02-2021, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
That’s not homosexual at all

What person that has any self respect has sex with other people in the room having sex and high fives each other…

No way this happened
Thank you! It’s not homosexual in the least. The high fives were a wholesome touch imo
post 1646263843 09-02-2021, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
What person that has any self respect has sex with other people in the room having sex and high fives each other…
On the contrary group sex gets really awkward without the high fives.

Next time you are in this situation don’t leave any of your buddies hanging!
post 1646264093 09-02-2021, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
On the contrary group sex gets really awkward without the high fives.

Next time you are in this situation don’t leave any of your buddies hanging!
ITT, I think that’s why the birthday girl left. She didn’t get a high five and felt left out (I also think she was the only one to not finish) so psychologically, can’t really blame her for wanting to dip
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
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Somehow this story of you banging a chick is the gayest thing I’ve read all day
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post 1646264533 09-02-2021, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
ITT, I think that’s why the birthday girl left. She didn’t get a high five and felt left out (I also think she was the only one to not finish) so psychologically, can’t really blame her for wanting to dip
maybe tell your buddy to get her off first then lol
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