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09-23-2021, 12:18 PM
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IT'S OFFICIAL: We can put the issue to rest now
https://www.ladbible.com/news/intere...aging-20210327
A popular TikTok doctor has gone viral for promoting the little known fact that women's farts stink more than men's. Don't hate us, we're just the messengers.
Known online as Mad Medicine, the doctor explained how in 1998 there was a study done that tried to clarify what was contained in flatulence and what the difference was between men and women.
The data collected during the study found that men have a sulphur concentration of 0.59 in each fart, whereas women have a recording of 1.77. The total volume in men's farts was 119ml, versus 88ml in women - but it's all about quality rather than quantity.
The method of getting these results is just as outrageous as its results.
"Flatus was quantitatively collected via rectal tube from 16 healthy subjects who ingested pinto beans and lactulose to enhance flatus output," the study said.
"The concentrations of sulphur-containing gases in each passage were correlated with odour intensity assessed by two judges."
It was two people's jobs to literally smell people's farts and get some readings on them. And you thought you had a hard job.
"Rectal gas has been a topic of scientific and scatological interest since the beginning of recorded history.
The 16 people selected for the study ranged in age of 18 to 47 years old and none had history of gastrointestinal disease or antibiotic ingestion during the preceding three months.
The people had a diet of 200 grams of pinto beans on the night before and the morning of the study, plus 15 grams of lactulose two hours before gas collection.link to the tiktok video:
HTC degenerate crew is feeling pretty good right now, I'll bet
A popular TikTok doctor has gone viral for promoting the little known fact that women's farts stink more than men's. Don't hate us, we're just the messengers.
Known online as Mad Medicine, the doctor explained how in 1998 there was a study done that tried to clarify what was contained in flatulence and what the difference was between men and women.
The data collected during the study found that men have a sulphur concentration of 0.59 in each fart, whereas women have a recording of 1.77. The total volume in men's farts was 119ml, versus 88ml in women - but it's all about quality rather than quantity.
The method of getting these results is just as outrageous as its results.
"Flatus was quantitatively collected via rectal tube from 16 healthy subjects who ingested pinto beans and lactulose to enhance flatus output," the study said.
"The concentrations of sulphur-containing gases in each passage were correlated with odour intensity assessed by two judges."
It was two people's jobs to literally smell people's farts and get some readings on them. And you thought you had a hard job.
"Rectal gas has been a topic of scientific and scatological interest since the beginning of recorded history.
The 16 people selected for the study ranged in age of 18 to 47 years old and none had history of gastrointestinal disease or antibiotic ingestion during the preceding three months.
The people had a diet of 200 grams of pinto beans on the night before and the morning of the study, plus 15 grams of lactulose two hours before gas collection.
HTC degenerate crew is feeling pretty good right now, I'll bet
09-23-2021, 12:26 PM
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09-23-2021, 12:30 PM
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In the end it's going to be about what you eat. But if for the sake of science you put me on a intentionally gas inducing diet then yeah I could probably knock out a gorilla with my ass.
The ~week when I first started eating more protein was not a pleasant one.
The ~week when I first started eating more protein was not a pleasant one.
09-23-2021, 12:31 PM
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I already knew
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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09-23-2021, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
He probably wrote the article.I'd almost guarantee Thunderpants knows of this study.
09-23-2021, 12:32 PM
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its probably similar to IQ, women on average may report higher IQs, but on both sides of the spectrum you have way more men. I have had farts before that could make a baby pass out for a couple of hours srs.
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09-23-2021, 12:33 PM
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womens diets are fukn horrible
that alone can explain it
brb extra large starbucks coffee for breakfast everyday
chocolate chip muffin
nothing till dinner where she orders mcdonalds
on tons of pharmaceuticals
drinks hardly any water
ohh.. cant forget the wine at night
that alone can explain it
brb extra large starbucks coffee for breakfast everyday
chocolate chip muffin
nothing till dinner where she orders mcdonalds
on tons of pharmaceuticals
drinks hardly any water
ohh.. cant forget the wine at night
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09-23-2021, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. seriousI already knew
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well your experience is skewed, obviously
09-23-2021, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
My best friend has farts that would clear a house. The guy benches over 400lbs and I'd rather let him punch me in the face than be trapped in a car with one of his farts. He did it one time when we were all headed to the beach and made a chick throw up. They have the super deep musty smell that really seeps into your nostrils not the sharp rotten egg smellits probably similar to IQ, women on average may report higher IQs, but on both sides of the spectrum you have way more men. I have had farts before that could make a baby pass out for a couple of hours srs.
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09-23-2021, 12:39 PM
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Why you trying to make us gay OP?!
09-23-2021, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
lold, one time i was driving with a girl, windows down and we came to a stop. I farted and it was seriously the worst fart of my life, i was legit concerned for my health after that, theres no way a healthy person has that inside. I told her "oh they are fixing the drain pipes there", then pointed at a random street near just to mask the smell lol. She believed me and gagged instandly, rolled the windows up, little did she know she trapped herself inside the death chamber.My best friend has farts that would clear a house. The guy benches over 400lbs and I'd rather let him punch me in the face than be trapped in a car with one of his farts. He did it one time when we were all headed to the beach and made a chick throw up. They have the super deep musty smell that really seeps into your nostrils not the sharp rotten egg smell
Started laughing histerically lmao. Btw note to men, always mark your territory with farts. Girls respect a man that farts srs
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09-23-2021, 12:49 PM
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Girls don't do that.
09-23-2021, 01:21 PM
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howtf are you guys getting such rancid farts? Even when I'm downing proteins and beans, my farts are most odorless. You guys sure you're getting a lot of fiber in?
09-23-2021, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
This applies to almost everything but physical size. Men always have higher variance in every trait. For male development, it's worth taking risks to try to be alpha, since the difference between average and chit is nothing compared to difference between average and great.its probably similar to IQ, women on average may report higher IQs, but on both sides of the spectrum you have way more men. I have had farts before that could make a baby pass out for a couple of hours srs.
Whereas with women they just need to show up and they'll be able to reproduce.
09-23-2021, 02:13 PM
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Not surprising. Girls are gross.
P.S. I would put my ass-gas up against any female on the planet. Chit is straight fukking foul, and it doesn't seem to get any better no matter what dietary changes I make. I still look back fondly on the day years ago that I had some friends over, we were all hanging out on my patio (covered, but open sides) and I not only sent the 8-10 people scattering in every direction, but one friend's GF actually vomited. No joke.
P.S. I would put my ass-gas up against any female on the planet. Chit is straight fukking foul, and it doesn't seem to get any better no matter what dietary changes I make. I still look back fondly on the day years ago that I had some friends over, we were all hanging out on my patio (covered, but open sides) and I not only sent the 8-10 people scattering in every direction, but one friend's GF actually vomited. No joke.
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
This guy farts.My best friend has farts that would clear a house. The guy benches over 400lbs and I'd rather let him punch me in the face than be trapped in a car with one of his farts. He did it one time when we were all headed to the beach and made a chick throw up. They have the super deep musty smell that really seeps into your nostrils not the sharp rotten egg smell
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