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post 1647899643 09-27-2021, 07:26 PM
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Mothers are so funny



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post 1647899763 09-27-2021, 07:27 PM
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islam got one thing right
post 1647899793 09-27-2021, 07:28 PM
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post 1647899863 09-27-2021, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Ugly or unhealthy kids are my worst fear
To bad they can pre screen embryos for manletism
Back with my Fam
post 1647900363 09-27-2021, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Ugly or unhealthy kids are my worst fear
Don't think you have to worry about that anymore.
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post 1647900673 09-27-2021, 07:38 PM
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I was 1992’s cutest baby (srs)
post 1647900923 09-27-2021, 07:43 PM
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Babies do look wild as hell for the first two or three days. It’s kind of confusing. Lol They straighten out after that and you end up with a baby that’s cute af though
post 1647901213 09-27-2021, 07:48 PM
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post 1647901433 09-27-2021, 07:50 PM
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post 1647901723 09-27-2021, 07:55 PM
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First vid is pretty accurate, but let's be real tea the whole there is nothing like a mother's love is 100% true.

You think women are annoying? You thinking babies are annoying? Haha. The most annoying thing on earth is the combination of the two.

Ask me how I know.
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post 1647901803 09-27-2021, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
It’s too risky at any age.

What are the odds of ONLY getting healthy happy tall successful athletic handsome Chad sons?

Think about it logically
To be fair, you dont have perfect genes.

So, would you have had yourself aborted?
post 1647901843 09-27-2021, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
It’s too risky at any age.

What are the odds of ONLY getting healthy happy tall successful athletic handsome Chad sons?

Think about it logically
Oh chit you actually want kids? Fuark you'd better hurry up. Although by this post I dont think you'd be a good mother so maybe you should reconsider. You can have a very fulfilling life fking tinder chads until that pussy dries up.
post 1647901873 09-27-2021, 07:58 PM
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post 1647901943 09-27-2021, 07:59 PM
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post 1647902523 09-27-2021, 08:12 PM
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post 1647902793 09-27-2021, 08:16 PM
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Moms are pretty funny
I was banging a 52yo sloot I picked up from the club in the backseat of my Mercury
She had nice titties so I was like “your titties are so nice”
She was like “I breastfed two baby boys with those titties”
While I’m there sucking on them
My cawk balls deep in her pussy trying not to laugh lol
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post 1647903673 09-27-2021, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Ugly or unhealthy kids are my worst fear
Well you’ve already gone through menopause so you don’t have to worry bout it big’n
post 1647903953 09-27-2021, 08:36 PM
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post 1647908223 09-27-2021, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
No I still get my periods actually.
Very intredasting.
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post 1647909353 09-27-2021, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
No I don’t want kids. I don’t like kids. I don’t want the worries and responsibilities and disappointments that kids cause. And if I had wanted kids I would have had them young not now.
What happens when you get old and undesirable though? Instead of being surrounded by your adult children, grandkids and loving family, you'll be withered and alone.
post 1647909623 09-27-2021, 10:13 PM
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post 1647909633 09-27-2021, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Ugly or unhealthy kids are my worst fear
Your first fear should be realizing you need a vagina along with other lady parts to have a baby.

You a man.
post 1647909653 09-27-2021, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
I’m close with my sisters and my friends so I can spend time with them and their families.

And you have an idyllic idea of family. Adult children and grandchildren go out in the world and live their own lives and don’t spend every day with their parents and grandparents. Plus lots of families deal with tension and distance and feuds etc.
All I read was "I am coping for being a man pretending to be a woman on a bodybuilding forum"
post 1647909753 09-27-2021, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
What happens when you get old and undesirable though? Instead of being surrounded by your adult children, grandkids and loving family, you'll be withered and alone.
This is my biggest fear srs
post 1647910343 09-27-2021, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
I’m close with my sisters and my friends so I can spend time with them and their families.

And you have an idyllic idea of family. Adult children and grandchildren go out in the world and live their own lives and don’t spend every day with their parents and grandparents. Plus lots of families deal with tension and distance and feuds etc.
I have an idyllic idea of family because I've lived it. I know what it means to be apart of a tight knit family unit and I know what value children bring and passing on your genetic line has. I've also seen the flip side where the career woman with no kids turns into a bitter old third-wheel type loner who "spends time" with their siblings who have massive flourishing families of their own, it's sad.

If you are a quality person and have a quality partner, you would have no reason to be worried about raising chit tier children like you are. Which is why it's a good thing you don't want kids. Sure you'll be miserable and lonely once you hit 45ish and beyond when young men no longer want to fk, but at least you won't have kids in a broken home with a mother whose whole world view revolves around their looks.
post 1647910543 09-27-2021, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
No I don’t want kids. I don’t like kids. I don’t want the worries and responsibilities and disappointments that kids cause. And if I had wanted kids I would have had them young not now.
Do you worry about the disappointment you would cause to/for your kids?
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post 1647912413 09-27-2021, 11:27 PM
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post 1647912533 09-27-2021, 11:32 PM
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women are less evolved/more biologically driven and inherently evil.
post 1647912623 09-27-2021, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
You are idealizing it srs. Plenty of people with kids are unhappy. Plenty of people with kids are secretly disappointed by them. Plenty of people with kids have kids with problems like autism or disabilities or physical health issues. Plenty of people with kids get divorced or drink etc.
You make out as though "plenty" means the majority, as though it's inevitable. Kids with autism/disabilities/health issues are a small minority. I get you probably come from a broken home or chitty upbringing and are fearful of having your own family stemming from your own insecurities and that's fair enough. But just know it's cope and you're going to be lonely and full of regret when you're older.
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