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post 1647938853 09-28-2021, 11:22 AM
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BREAKING: Amazon Announces Patrolling Home Robot



https://www.theverge.com/2021/9/28/2...features-price
post 1647938943 09-28-2021, 11:23 AM
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does it vacuum?
post 1647939043 09-28-2021, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
does it vacuum?
nope. feminist robot
post 1647939123 09-28-2021, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
nope. feminist robot
damn so no blow jobs either then
post 1647939183 09-28-2021, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
damn so no blow jobs either then
all robots manufactured after 1993 know how to do is twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, short circuit, charge they phone, and lie
post 1647939233 09-28-2021, 11:26 AM
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post 1647939273 09-28-2021, 11:26 AM
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whats the point of it? security when you're not home? i guess at least rotters will now have a robotic friend to rot with, the rot-bot. $1500 bucks? no thanks, bezos.
post 1647939303 09-28-2021, 11:27 AM
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These could be cool for assisted living situations with the health monitoring.

I thought an external drone for home security is way better and less invasive though. Whenever motion is detected around your home it zips over and shoots you a video feed of the motion.

You could easily add strobe lights and other **** to it if it's an actual burglar.
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post 1647939403 09-28-2021, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By DrumsNotDead⏩
whats the point of it? security?
Based on the article security and convenience with some health monitoring capability.

In other words, a fancy toy that looks to potentially replace some other gadgets/systems.
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post 1647939503 09-28-2021, 11:29 AM
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post 1647940213 09-28-2021, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Based on the article security and convenience with some health monitoring capability.

In other words, a fancy toy that looks to potentially replace some other gadgets/systems.
And when the update rolls out in 6 months, look inside your pantry for chit you're getting low on and send recommended items to your cart via alerts on your phone.

"I noticed those pants are getting pretty worn out. Levis are on sale for $25 this week, *click here*"
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post 1647940303 09-28-2021, 11:39 AM
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Hehe it’s sooooooooo cute!it gets around similar to an R2 unit in Star Wars?
post 1647940533 09-28-2021, 11:41 AM
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I can see what my vacuum sees remotely. It's pretty cool.

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post 1647940603 09-28-2021, 11:41 AM
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What’s the retail on one of those?
post 1647940783 09-28-2021, 11:43 AM
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home intruders on suicide watch
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post 1647940833 09-28-2021, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By DrumsNotDead⏩
whats the point of it? security when you're not home? i guess at least rotters will now have a robotic friend to rot with, the rot-bot. $1500 bucks? no thanks, bezos.
spy on you and record everything you say
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post 1647940973 09-28-2021, 11:45 AM
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Knowing that big tech is in bed with the government this is gonna be a hard pass from me.

BRB swat team breaks down your door at 3AM cause you have an evil scary rifle in your living room.
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post 1647941063 09-28-2021, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
spy on you and record everything you say
This^

Also to keep count of how many guns are in your household for future elections
post 1647941303 09-28-2021, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Based on the article security and convenience with some health monitoring capability.

In other words, a fancy toy that looks to potentially replace some other gadgets/systems.
Also, spy on you and your family, send that information to Amazon who will then sell it for profits. You left out it's primary function
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post 1647941443 09-28-2021, 11:51 AM
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lol, I won't even have an Alexa in my house, I sure as hell wouldn't want that thing...
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post 1647942403 09-28-2021, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩


https://www.theverge.com/2021/9/28/2...features-price
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post 1647943523 09-28-2021, 12:14 PM
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fck me yet another solution looking for a problem ......work from home its the future
post 1647944403 09-28-2021, 12:27 PM
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It's all fun and games until he hears an odd noise and ventures into your room, only to find out that you're fapping to some granny porn.

And if you locked the door, he'll call 911... then you'll have some explaining to do.
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post 1647944663 09-28-2021, 12:30 PM
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I guess audio only snooping wasn't enough.
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post 1647944773 09-28-2021, 12:32 PM
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As soon as I seen that little rat ran by big tech and the NSA this scene came to mind..



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No shotgun mount no care.


What good is a home security robot if I can't remotely use it to grease some fool who values my stuff more than their life?
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Big Brother is Watching
post 1647947603 09-28-2021, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By wings_unhinged⏩
Big Brother is Watching
oh no Big Step Brother, I'm trapped under this bed. Mom & Dad aren't home...
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Glad I have a dog.

This is, like, the leftist techie version of having a dog.
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
What’s the retail on one of those?
More than you can afford, pal, R2D2.
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