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post 1647972393 09-28-2021, 08:02 PM
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Where do you jizz when in hotel? Leaving a floor batch ok?

Curious where you guys are shooting your loads if you wanna fire off a batch so you can get a good night's sleep in a hotel. I mean at home I have a whole clean routine I do but in a hotel I am just tempted to shoot it on the floor and leave it, but is that wrong?

Edit: Morning after update... I decided to go the high class route and jizz in a face towel. I threw the crusty towel under the sink.
post 1647972493 09-28-2021, 08:02 PM
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Toilet paper/tissue/napkins/Kleenex.

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post 1647972553 09-28-2021, 08:04 PM
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post 1647972583 09-28-2021, 08:04 PM
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post 1647972703 09-28-2021, 08:05 PM
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I have jizzed on the carpet of the last 10 hotel rooms that I've had.
post 1647973273 09-28-2021, 08:17 PM
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post 1647973413 09-28-2021, 08:20 PM
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post 1647974293 09-28-2021, 08:36 PM
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post 1647974413 09-28-2021, 08:38 PM
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post 1647974683 09-28-2021, 08:42 PM
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post 1647974793 09-28-2021, 08:45 PM
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post 1647974983 09-28-2021, 08:48 PM
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Under the mattress should be fine
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post 1647975043 09-28-2021, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I have jizzed on the carpet of the last 10 hotel rooms that I've had.
i do this in hotel rooms. i like to see how far i can shoot and then i just leave it there on the carpet. I can shoot like 4-5 feet pretty easy. Basically when you are close to cooming hold with your left hand the base of your penis right before you coom to build up pressure and then as you are cooming push out with your muscles like if you were peeing. it will shoot super far. I dont do that in my own house but only in hotels onto the floor and then just leave it there to dry up.
post 1647975273 09-28-2021, 08:54 PM
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Boy dats so nasty
post 1647975373 09-28-2021, 08:56 PM
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post 1647975583 09-28-2021, 08:59 PM
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the free shampoo bottles

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post 1647975713 09-28-2021, 09:03 PM
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Looks like I won't be renting a hotel room anytime soon.
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post 1647976523 09-28-2021, 09:25 PM
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Genuinely hate guests like you.
post 1647976613 09-28-2021, 09:27 PM
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I would imagine I'd just nut and where ever it goes I'd wipe it up. Then jump in tje shower.
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post 1647987663 09-29-2021, 05:37 AM
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Morning after update... I decided to go the high class route and jizz in a face towel. I threw the crusty towel under the sink.
post 1647987863 09-29-2021, 05:43 AM
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Next time leave it on the desk chair.
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post 1647988153 09-29-2021, 05:54 AM
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Just spunk on the sheets, roll over and go to sleep. Same as at home.
post 1647988163 09-29-2021, 05:54 AM
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Am I the only one that nuts straight into the toilet? No mess, no cleanup, no care.

Fuark brahs gonna try just spraying it everywhere next time in hotel.
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post 1647988323 09-29-2021, 06:00 AM
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Do it on the Gideons Bible in the drawer next to the bed for maximum edginess.
post 1647988513 09-29-2021, 06:05 AM
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post 1647988843 09-29-2021, 06:15 AM
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post 1647988933 09-29-2021, 06:17 AM
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Where?

You let it rip anywhere...

Promptly gator roll into the sheet & blankets to wipe it off...

And go to sleep..

its somebody else's problem after that
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post 1647988983 09-29-2021, 06:18 AM
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you all are such pathetic degenerates it is disgusting

the reason you are so pathetic, lazy, and useless is that you spill your semen for no reason. keep it in you, expel it sparingly if ever, and realize your potential as a man, as a creation of God.

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post 1647989123 09-29-2021, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Komisch⏩
Am I the only one that nuts straight into the toilet? No mess, no cleanup, no care.

Fuark brahs gonna try just spraying it everywhere next time in hotel.
wtf
post 1647989153 09-29-2021, 06:23 AM
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