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post 1647973353 09-28-2021, 08:18 PM
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How hard can it be to bribe a Pharmacists and "get" your Covid shot?

Just bribe the pharmacist so he can put u into the system as a vaxed loser, give you your Covid card and allow you to continue your life

Should be easy as fuk for an American were there are literally thousands of vaccine centers.
post 1647973463 09-28-2021, 08:20 PM
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They just give you a handwritten card. I don't even think it goes into any system. This is how it's done in Mexico as well. Can be faked super fuking easy.
post 1647973513 09-28-2021, 08:23 PM
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The risk is, if they don't want to do it, they'll probably call the cops on you and rat.
post 1647974323 09-28-2021, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
Just bribe the pharmacist so he can put u into the system as a vaxed loser, give you your Covid card and allow you to continue your life

Should be easy as fuk for an American were there are literally thousands of vaccine centers.
As a pharmacist, if you ask me this, i would report you to the authorities. And trust me, i got ALL your info. Lol. Dumba$$.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1647974513 09-28-2021, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
They just give you a handwritten card. I don't even think it goes into any system. This is how it's done in Mexico as well. Can be faked super fuking easy.
Again as a pharmacist, it does go into the “system”. Any pharmacy authorized to give vaccines are linked to the “system”. We make covid reports at the end of each day and if we dont, they call us the next morning to make sure we do it. Trust me, you cant beat the system. Youll lose.
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post 1647974663 09-28-2021, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
They just give you a handwritten card. I don't even think it goes into any system. This is how it's done in Mexico as well. Can be faked super fuking easy.
we have federal vaccine passports bro lol
Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
Again as a pharmacist, it does go into the “system”. Any pharmacy authorized to give vaccines are linked to the “system”. We make covid reports at the end of each day and if we dont, they call us the next morning to make sure we do it. Trust me, you cant beat the system. Youll lose.
just "vax" your friends and throw the vials away, be smart, be loyal
Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
As a pharmacist, if you ask me this, i would report you to the authorities. And trust me, i got ALL your info. Lol. Dumba$$.
fair enough, if you then happen to commit suicide from 2 gun shots to the back of your head, it will just be coincidence
post 1647974923 09-28-2021, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
we have federal vaccine passports bro lol



just "vax" your friends and throw the vials away, be smart, be loyal



fair enough, if you then happen to commit suicide from 2 gun shots to the back of your head, it will just be coincidence
Oh look, a dumba$$ saying more dumba$$ things. Go get a fcking life dumba$$.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1647974963 09-28-2021, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
Oh look, a dumba$$ saying more dumba$$ things. Go get a fcking life dumba$$.
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post 1647975023 09-28-2021, 08:48 PM
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They'll know you're bull****ting and didn't get it when the microchip doesn't show up in you.
post 1647975263 09-28-2021, 08:54 PM
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While I’ve been skeptical of getting the shot from the beginning for long term health concerns, the government over reach has become my #1 concern by far. So “faking” the shot and still buying into the system would be a bigger problem for me. Therefore I choose to opt out completely.

Edit: moral of the story is if you are opposed to getting it then be honest about it and stand up for your rights.
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post 1647975493 09-28-2021, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
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Oh no he has guns. Im soooooo scared. Im sure youre compensating for your small penis. You fck your mom with them guns instead of your penis huh? Since she probably told you she cant feel anything.
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post 1647975513 09-28-2021, 08:58 PM
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Wouldn't this be easier to do in Mexico for Americans? Surely there are a million dodgy doctors in Mexico?

And surely you can find a way to not implicate yourself by asking for him directly to fraud. A common sense conversation goes like this:

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Patient: I'm interested in obtaining the covid card so I can continue to provide for my family, how can this be done?

Doctor: You need to get vaccinated

Patient: I really need the covid card, but I have a strong fear of needles, is there another way this card can be obtained?

*Places $1000 (or whatever) on the table and looks the dr dead in the eyes*
post 1647975563 09-28-2021, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
Oh no he has guns. Im soooooo scared.
Scared of covid, but not of guns? Lol
post 1647975573 09-28-2021, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
The risk is, if they don't want to do it, they'll probably call the cops on you and rat.
This. If you do it in the room after you give them your info, you can really only try it once, and you'd have to be sure that the person isn't a true believer in covid religion.
Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
As a pharmacist, if you ask me this, i would report you to the authorities. And trust me, i got ALL your info. Lol. Dumba$$.
Yeah like this little retard. Trying to get as many good boy points as he can by dicking over his fellow man, even passing up thousands of dollars easy money in the process.

The solution is to do it in the regular main room before giving any ID, but then the pharmacist doesn't have you by the balls so he's going to be much more protective and maybe even think you're a cop. It's also much harder to catch him alone without a coworker in earshot, you have to try right after they open and before they close.
post 1647975693 09-28-2021, 09:02 PM
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Some dumba$$ who cant google just negged me and said gtfo of texas with my $55k career lol pharmacists make about $120k on average. I, being the pharmacy manager, have been pulling $140k. Lol. Sorry if this pains you. Lol.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1647975753 09-28-2021, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
This. If you do it in the room after you give them your info, you can really only try it once, and you'd have to be sure that the person isn't a true believer in covid religion.



Yeah like this little retard. Trying to get as many good boy points as he can by dicking over his fellow man, even passing up thousands of dollars easy money in the process.

The solution is to do it in the regular main room before giving any ID, but then the pharmacist doesn't have you by the balls so he's going to be much more protective and maybe even think you're a cop. It's also much harder to catch him alone without a coworker in earshot, you have to try right after they open and before they close.
Lol. Thats a good one. No pharmacist will risk his or her career and license to please some weird dumbass like you lol. This shyt aint happening no matter how much you wish to.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1647975843 09-28-2021, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩
Scared of covid, but not of guns? Lol
No dumbass. Im scared of the state board of pharmacy. Why would i be scared of a pu$$y with guns? You cant kill anyone. All you can do is talk. I can actually report you and potentially put you in jail for trying to commit fraud.
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post 1647975883 09-28-2021, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
Lol. Thats a good one. No pharmacist will risk his or her career and license to please some weird dumbass like you lol. This shyt aint happening no matter how much you wish to.
Most people are not as far up their own ass as you, do not believe lies about the vaccine to the extent you do, and don't believe that "pharmacist" is a prestigious job (lol). Very pathetic.

There's absolutely a market for this, hundreds of thousands of dollars cash can be made quite easily, since people would refer friends and family. If done correctly, neither party would be able to prove anything illegal happened, since it would look like a real vaccine in every respect. You'd pretty much have to sting the pharmacist in order to catch him.
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I literally feel high knowing how superior i am compared to some of these dumbasses on here lol. Good night yall.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
The risk is, if they don't want to do it, they'll probably call the cops on you and rat.
Deny it, your word against theirs
Would kick em in the nuts
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
Most people are not as far up their own ass as you, do not believe lies about the vaccine to the extent you do, and don't believe that "pharmacist" is a prestigious job (lol). Very pathetic.

There's absolutely a market for this, hundreds of thousands of dollars cash can be made quite easily, since people would refer friends and family. If done correctly, neither party would be able to prove anything illegal happened, since it would look like a real vaccine in every respect. You'd pretty much have to sting the pharmacist in order to catch him.
No *******. I give vaccines because its my job. I didnt get it myself. Lolol. Had the covid already.

Some pharmacist jobs are shytty especially chains like any other career but i got a pretty cushy job. Work 4 days a week and actually get to make an impact in patients. Talk all you want but at the end of the day you have zero authority.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
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Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
No *******. I give vaccines because its my job. I didnt get it myself. Lolol. Had the covid already.

Some pharmacist jobs are shytty especially chains like any other career but i got a pretty cushy job. Work 4 days a week and actually get to make an impact in patients. Talk all you want but at the end of the day you have zero authority.
When did I say I had any authority? I just said that there are many people who don't give a fuk about any of what you said and would be glad to provide a valuable service and be rewarded in exchange.

In corrupt countries, the best jobs are not those that pay the best, but those where you can collect the most bribes. As we rapidly approach third world levels of corruption, jobs like pharmacist are not only going to be holy dispensers of salvation to covidcels, they're going to be lucrative as people just look to survive.
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Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
As a pharmacist, if you ask me this, i would report you to the authorities. And trust me, i got ALL your info. Lol. Dumba$$.
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Pharmacist's make over 6 figures.......

If you think for a moment one of them is stupid enough to risk their career because they would lose their licences.......over a stupid card.....unless you offer them a few years salary it would be quite stupid.

Also I think you could go to jail for that......since they are state certfied and you bribe them......I could be wrong but I am certain there would be legal issues there for you.
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
fair enough, if you then happen to commit suicide from 2 gun shots to the back of your head,it will just be coincidence
I didn't know you were a Democrat. I guess the twink threads were clues
Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
I literally feel high knowing how superior i am compared to some of these dumbasses on here lol. Good night yall.
This just shows how powerful belief is srs. Everyone take notes

You could believe something totally moronic like getting the covid vax makes you superior to those who oppose it, and it can actually make you feel good about yourself if you really believe it. Wow
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Originally Posted By Ramoneb87⏩
Most of them are unpaid volunteers so
Pharmacists are not unpaid volunteers. Nor is anyone giving a vaccine injection unpaid......da fuk country do you live in?
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