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post 1647991303 09-29-2021, 07:10 AM
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Finally got a date with the girl at the gas station

There's this girl that works at the gas station I pass on the way to work. I'd been coming in buying gum or whatever just to talk to her. Today I saw she was talking to some weird guy buying coffee. I could tell she was uncomfortable so I tried to lighten things and mentioned that caffeine never worked for keeping me awake since I can drink it right before bed no issues. The guy just looked at the ground, mumbled something and walked out with his coffee. Anyways, I ended up asking her out after that and we're getting lunch this weekend.
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post 1647991373 09-29-2021, 07:12 AM
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Mirin hard

Guy sounds like a total loser

Good job OP

Cheers
post 1647991393 09-29-2021, 07:12 AM
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GJDM, but don't do lunch. That's terrible for a first date. How the heck are y'all going to talk to each other with food falling out y'all mouth? Go for afternoon drinks and get a small appetizer to share.
We're all gonna make it brahs
post 1647991483 09-29-2021, 07:15 AM
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Nah make her food at ur crib.
post 1647991593 09-29-2021, 07:17 AM
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Good for you boyo srs
post 1647991773 09-29-2021, 07:21 AM
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strong username to life goals ratio. now u can be her beta provier soyo
post 1647992783 09-29-2021, 07:45 AM
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wtf, this thread looks like the aware thread:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=180657313but it was posted earlier, so in fact we're in the aware thread? mind is getting blown
post 1647993623 09-29-2021, 08:00 AM
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this most certainly transpired
post 1647994083 09-29-2021, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By padrote⏩
wtf, this thread looks like the aware thread:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=180657313but it was posted earlier, so in fact we're in the aware thread? mind is getting blown
It’s a glitch in the matrix
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post 1647995173 09-29-2021, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Lastrepbrah⏩
GJDM, but don't do lunch. That's terrible for a first date. How the heck are y'all going to talk to each other with food falling out y'all mouth? Go for afternoon drinks and get a small appetizer to share.
Originally Posted By Slaydom⏩
Nah make her food at ur crib.
both good advice, srs I'll keep it in mind
Originally Posted By Miscbob⏩
Good for you boyo srs
thanks mang
Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Mirin hard

Guy sounds like a total loser

Good job OP

Cheers
cheers
Originally Posted By MotorCityCobra⏩
strong username to life goals ratio. now u can be her beta provier soyo
watchout your comments
Originally Posted By ZeroPercentTip⏩
this most certainly transpired
u r one cheeky kent
Originally Posted By padrote⏩
wtf, this thread looks like the aware thread:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=180657313but it was posted earlier, so in fact we're in the aware thread? mind is getting blown
Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
It’s a glitch in the matrix
2012
Barbers offer to cut my throat instead of my hair because of my ugliness crew
Cry myself to sleep while humping mattress and clutching pillow crew
Make eye contact with a girl, pass out and get a concussion crew
T-Mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family plan crew
Got jumped and bystanders laughed/recorded it crew
Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew
post 1647995233 09-29-2021, 08:30 AM
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lmfao aware.
post 1647996193 09-29-2021, 08:48 AM
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damn u stole chefilini's girl
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