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Thread: How do I make fapping exciting again? Got the house to myself tonight.

post 1648133823 10-01-2021, 12:46 PM
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How do I make fapping exciting again? Got the house to myself tonight.

Wife's out of town tonight, I want to get a good fap in but don't just want to rub one out the boring way.....

What can I do to make it fun & exciting?

Haven't fapped in a few weeks.....sexlife is pretty good...but the thought of just a regular fap sounds dull.
post 1648133993 10-01-2021, 12:49 PM
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Microwave a burrito
post 1648134073 10-01-2021, 12:50 PM
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Start doing meth.
post 1648134303 10-01-2021, 12:53 PM
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Put some peanut butter on your balls and call the neighborhood dogs over
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post 1648134403 10-01-2021, 12:54 PM
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Bust nuts in all rooms.
Leave your mark there to assert dominance

Hope this helps you fapathon OP.
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post 1648134893 10-01-2021, 01:03 PM
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Banana peel fapping

If you not aware, just lol
post 1648137273 10-01-2021, 01:46 PM
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sit on your hand until it goes numb and you can't feel it, then rub one out thinking of your favourite guy
post 1648137813 10-01-2021, 01:55 PM
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get a vr headset and go down the rabbit hole srs.
post 1648137853 10-01-2021, 01:56 PM
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dildo in you bottom! RIGHT UP YOUR BOTTTOM!!!!!!
post 1648138563 10-01-2021, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By navid93⏩
Microwave a burrito
Great post workout meal....will do.
Originally Posted By Freeman3737⏩
Start doing meth.
That's a bit farther than Im willing to go.
Originally Posted By roko79⏩
Put some peanut butter on your balls and call the neighborhood dogs over
I've got my own dog.....it'll be our little secret.
Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Bust nuts in all rooms.
Leave your mark there to assert dominance

Hope this helps you fapathon OP.
Im just looking for a 1 and done....get to bed at a decent hour.
Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
Banana peel fapping

If you not aware, just lol
Unaware...will google....in Incognito Mode.....
Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
sit on your hand until it goes numb and you can't feel it, then rub one out thinking of your favourite guy
Done it....wasnt that great. Maybe I was just thinking of the wrong guy.
Originally Posted By rjthegreat10⏩
get a vr headset and go down the rabbit hole srs.
Sounds like fun. Not looking for a new addiction.
Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
dildo in you bottom! RIGHT UP YOUR BOTTTOM!!!!!!
Would a big sharpie work?
post 1648138723 10-01-2021, 02:10 PM
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Open the curtains.
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post 1648139433 10-01-2021, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
i had this idea of hanging a fleshlight like-thing from a rope over the ceiling fan (attach some weight), and the string is pulled back to an off-center fixed location causing an oscillation of the fleshlight in the vertical direction. idk if it would work though. the idea is to just lay back and let the fan do all the work
lmfaooooo repped
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post 1648140153 10-01-2021, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
i had this idea of hanging a fleshlight like-thing from a rope over the ceiling fan (attach some weight), and the string is pulled back to an off-center fixed location causing an oscillation of the fleshlight in the vertical direction. idk if it would work though. the idea is to just lay back and let the fan do all the work



I admire your thought process.
post 1648140343 10-01-2021, 02:44 PM
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Bubble bath and candles

Treat yourself Queen
post 1648141103 10-01-2021, 02:56 PM
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Go all in on that prostate brah. (no homo)
post 1648141423 10-01-2021, 03:01 PM
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If you jump up and start running fill sprint right when you are about to bust the blood will rush out of your legs in into your hog giving you a 11/10 full body brogasm
Damn
post 1648141493 10-01-2021, 03:03 PM
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you could try to take a dump, fish it out of the bowl and place it on your chest. Then, watch a scatological video for the full immersive experience
post 1648141883 10-01-2021, 03:08 PM
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post 1648142803 10-01-2021, 03:25 PM
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Use a massage gun on cock
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