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post 1648138533 10-01-2021, 02:07 PM
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my wife saw **** stains on my boxers yesterday, wat do? [srs]

She didn’t bring it up but I’m wondering what she was thinking

I must have scratched my ******* through my shorts and stained my underwear (kinda like how you swipe the cc terminal)

I’m embarrassed MISC. How do you wash your *******s thoroughly?
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post 1648138613 10-01-2021, 02:08 PM
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Google "how to remove **** stains from underwear" and send it to her work email. She better have them clean by next business day.
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Have you ever looked at your wife's underwear OP? Especially if she wears thongs.
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post 1648138843 10-01-2021, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
Have you ever looked at your wife's underwear OP? Especially if she wears thongs.
I’ve only seen like one pair of her underwear that was dirty. she calls it her period underwear and it was a little stained, but that’s not chit bro
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post 1648138893 10-01-2021, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By tranceNhouse⏩
She didn’t bring it up but I’m wondering what she was thinking

I must have scratched my ******* through my shorts and stained my underwear (kinda like how you swipe the cc terminal)

I’m embarrassed MISC. How do you wash your *******s thoroughly?
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post 1648139043 10-01-2021, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
Have you ever looked at your wife's underwear OP? Especially if she wears thongs.
Exactly. Women have a lot worse stuff going on in their own underwear than chit. Especially the smells and stains when it's around period time and she's wearing thongs.

Wondering why you're even embarrassed. Hell, I'm not even married and if my gf caught poop stains she'd just laugh at me. Wouldn't even think twice.
post 1648139173 10-01-2021, 02:20 PM
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this is why you schedule your chit before your shower
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post 1648139753 10-01-2021, 02:31 PM
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Wash ya ass , OP srs. Go in there with a warn/hot rag with soap and fist yourself. well not that aggressive but you've got to get in there and work them cheeks , OP. srs.

Also, nothing wrong with a mid day shower/change. Just fkn lol at sitting around in the same chitty underpants all day. But who was swamp ass? Plus as the wizard above me stated, women have way worse going on down there from the front and back. So if your gf laughs next time, laugh it off and ask to see hers and make sure you open your nostrils and take a big whiff
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post 1648139843 10-01-2021, 02:32 PM
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post 1648139883 10-01-2021, 02:33 PM
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post 1648140333 10-01-2021, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By tranceNhouse⏩
I’ve only seen like one pair of her underwear that was dirty. she calls it her period underwear and it was a little stained, but that’s not chit bro
how long have you been married? And I’m guessing you don’t have kids?

My husband does this, and I throw away the boxers. I do laundry I don’t wipe his ass and clean up his chit. Same goes for the kids because they are older
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post 1648141213 10-01-2021, 02:58 PM
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Wipe your ass.
Buy a bidet.

post 1648141223 10-01-2021, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
how long have you been married? And I’m guessing you don’t have kids?

My husband does this, and I throw away the boxers. I do laundry I don’t wipe his ass and clean up his chit. Same goes for the kids because they are older
Bro your husband ****s his boxers? How is that even possible.
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post 1648141353 10-01-2021, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By JeffPesos⏩
this is why you schedule your chit before your shower
Exactly...
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post 1648141623 10-01-2021, 03:04 PM
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post 1648141693 10-01-2021, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Bro your husband ****s his boxers? How is that even possible.
he drinks twisted teas like water and eat 7-11 chicken wings and Taco Bell. You do the math
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Originally Posted By Coal
Bro your husband ****s his boxers? How is that even possible.
ever sharted yourself? i was once taking a piss and let out a loud fart..... was like a loud trumpet but at the end, it got a little wet and bubbly. i finished pissing and went to the toilet to see the damage. was lucky on my part that i caught it in time, otherwise my boxers would have been drenched in chit.
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post 1648142953 10-01-2021, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
how long have you been married? And I’m guessing you don’t have kids?

My husband does this, and I throw away the boxers. I do laundry I don’t wipe his ass and clean up his chit. Same goes for the kids because they are older
I get not wanting to wash them but wouldn't it make more sense to say to him to wash them himself instead of literally throw his stuff away?
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