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Thread: What's more satisfying? A nice steamy shniiit or power pissing?

post 1648386153 10-05-2021, 06:12 PM
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What's more satisfying? A nice steamy shniiit or power pissing?

So I've been thinking recently misc...

You know, like every gentleman of culture, i enjoy my time away from the wife in the bathroom, miscing away on the toilet as i crapp the back off it and offload the days indulgence.

But I also love power pissing off all the mud dragons that i leave running up the back of the bowl.

Now, this got me to thinking. What do I enjoy more? A nice refreshing colon expulsion or a good old hosing down of the bowl?

If i were desperate for a pisssss i suppose that would be the pressing matter, but there is nothing quite like taking your time on the throne with a copy of the times, sometimes i have a cigarette on the bog because it helps with the bowl movements. I take my coffee in there. I often take my shirt off if I'm really going at it and have even been known to take a photo of what I've left behind so that I can treasure it forever and put it in the family album to show my Gran kids.

I guess I've made my mind up. I love a good shniiit.

How about you misc?
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post 1648387593 10-05-2021, 06:40 PM
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Tally ho chaps. Nobody wants to shoot the shniiit?
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Doing something mediocre is a thousand times better than not doing scientific magical sh*t - Elliot Hulse

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post 1648388553 10-05-2021, 06:54 PM
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that's a hard one op
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post 1648388723 10-05-2021, 06:56 PM
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a good sh*t trumps all
post 1648388923 10-05-2021, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
a good sh*t trumps all
but remember when you were on a road trip and had to hold your piss in and finally you pull into a gas station or get home and rush into the bathroom, fumble with the zipper on your pants, pull your dik out milliseconds before a hose of steaming piss shoots out
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post 1648389163 10-05-2021, 07:03 PM
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Are you related to thunderpants op?
post 1648389643 10-05-2021, 07:08 PM
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post 1648389883 10-05-2021, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Are you related to thunderpants op?
Old thunder pants? No relation I'm afraid. We simply share an impressive name.
"If you correct the mind, the rest of your life will fall into place..." - Lao Tzu

Doing something mediocre is a thousand times better than not doing scientific magical sh*t - Elliot Hulse

We are either the masters or the victims of our attitudes. It is a matter of personal choice. Who we are today is the result of the choices we made yesterday. Tomorrow, we will become what we choose today. To change means to choose to change. -John Maxwell.
post 1648391963 10-05-2021, 07:43 PM
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So mostly big shnitters up in here are we?
"If you correct the mind, the rest of your life will fall into place..." - Lao Tzu

Doing something mediocre is a thousand times better than not doing scientific magical sh*t - Elliot Hulse

We are either the masters or the victims of our attitudes. It is a matter of personal choice. Who we are today is the result of the choices we made yesterday. Tomorrow, we will become what we choose today. To change means to choose to change. -John Maxwell.
post 1648393613 10-05-2021, 08:22 PM
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Nothingbeats a nice long steamer in your own bathroom.

And who has to wait to piss on a road trip? Just pull over on the side of the highway, stand on the other side of the truck with a door propped open.
post 1648393733 10-05-2021, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderquip⏩
Old thunder pants? No relation I'm afraid. We simply share an impressive name.
Fair enough.
post 1648393913 10-05-2021, 08:26 PM
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post 1648393943 10-05-2021, 08:26 PM
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Hard question


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post 1648394953 10-05-2021, 08:43 PM
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The sh*t feels good. That's why gays enjoy anal sex. It feels like sh*ting. Imagine that huge chit feeling for 20mins. That's what gay anal feels like.

I mean that's what i imagine it feels like.
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post 1648395183 10-05-2021, 08:48 PM
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Nothing like your ******* being viciously pried open to tearing point.
post 1648399633 10-05-2021, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ftreironmik3⏩
Nothing like your ******* being viciously pried open to tearing point.
****ott reps brah
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post 1648399793 10-05-2021, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
****ott reps brah
Das it mane.
post 1648400063 10-05-2021, 10:22 PM
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post 1648400413 10-05-2021, 10:30 PM
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Steamy ****s are all day everyday but power pissing is harder to come by now that I'm an oldcel who drinks too much coffee so power pissing for me dog.
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