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Thread: How would you approach this woman at the beach?

post 1648442003 10-06-2021, 02:54 PM
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How would you approach this woman at the beach?



She comes to the beach to read a book for hours. Then bikes to her expensive condo on a highrise. Where she takes an elevator up. She likely lives by herself.
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

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post 1648442233 10-06-2021, 02:57 PM
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Would not approach, looks unfit as hell.
post 1648442333 10-06-2021, 02:59 PM
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"there's a gym right there ma'am, have a good day"
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post 1648442423 10-06-2021, 03:00 PM
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with at least a 6pack in me
post 1648442463 10-06-2021, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
"there's a gym right there ma'am, have a good day"
where's there? his condo?
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post 1648442563 10-06-2021, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
"there's a gym right there ma'am, have a good day"
Yea, she is pretty muscular.
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

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post 1648442703 10-06-2021, 03:05 PM
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Ask her if she is fully vaccinated while keeping a respectful 6ft distance like a gentleman, then tell her it doesn’t matter if she’s vaccinated cus she’s fat as **** anyway!!
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post 1648442843 10-06-2021, 03:07 PM
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A plate of chicken wings should do the trick.
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post 1648442863 10-06-2021, 03:08 PM
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Ask her to teach you how to read
post 1648443053 10-06-2021, 03:10 PM
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I'd make sure the rag had the chloroform soaked before approaching. You will have to sneak up and move quickly.

Wait wut?
post 1648443623 10-06-2021, 03:18 PM
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Push her back into the ocean
post 1648443713 10-06-2021, 03:20 PM
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OP you sound like a stalker on the verge of turning into a murderer who is looking for input on how to approach their future victim.
post 1648444343 10-06-2021, 03:29 PM
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Depends on how forward you want to be. I’d bring a pair of binoculars with me and sit to the side of her so that you can get an idea of what she’s reading/in to. That’ll make conversation a lot easier. I’d also ride a bike there so that when she leaves, you can follow her and not get left in the dust or have to run to keep up. Once you get to her condo, I’d try to catch the same elevator as her and give her a chance to make small talk. Once she gets off, I’d follow her to her door and THEN break the silence if you guys still haven’t hit it off. Be sure to ask her if she lives alone because you never notice anybody with her. Ask her if she’ll let you in for some “coffee,” but use air quotes so she doesn’t actually think you want coffee.

HTH that helps.
post 1648444643 10-06-2021, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
OP you sound like a stalker on the verge of turning into a murderer who is looking for input on how to approach their future victim.
She added me on ********.
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

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post 1648444783 10-06-2021, 03:38 PM
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Can I put my face in that sand crater when you leave?
post 1648445083 10-06-2021, 03:46 PM
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post 1648445173 10-06-2021, 03:48 PM
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Love handles of peace
post 1648445253 10-06-2021, 03:50 PM
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Would hnnnnnnnnnggg to myself quietly, then come home and post a thread on misc about how I could approached some 9/10 on the beach and fap myself to sleep
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post 1648445383 10-06-2021, 03:52 PM
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go up to her and get her attention and say "sorry I don't mean to bother you but I have had a crush on you for years"
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post 1648445543 10-06-2021, 03:55 PM
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would ask her for her shoulder routine

(wide as fuk cuzz wtf is that lol??)
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post 1648445833 10-06-2021, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By NealIRC⏩


She comes to the beach to read a book for hours. Then bikes to her expensive condo on a highrise. Where she takes an elevator up. She likely lives by herself.
“Hi, do you need help getting back into the water or would you rather wait until the tide rises and let the waves take you back out?”
post 1648445843 10-06-2021, 04:00 PM
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post 1648446073 10-06-2021, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By TallTigerTwo⏩
Depends on how forward you want to be. I’d bring a pair of binoculars with me and sit to the side of her so that you can get an idea of what she’s reading/in to. That’ll make conversation a lot easier. I’d also ride a bike there so that when she leaves, you can follow her and not get left in the dust or have to run to keep up. Once you get to her condo, I’d try to catch the same elevator as her and give her a chance to make small talk. Once she gets off, I’d follow her to her door and THEN break the silence if you guys still haven’t hit it off. Be sure to ask her if she lives alone because you never notice anybody with her. Ask her if she’ll let you in for some “coffee,” but use air quotes so she doesn’t actually think you want coffee.

HTH that helps.
Strong everything. Now this is a guy who knows a thing or two about stalking.
post 1648446163 10-06-2021, 04:07 PM
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thats a man baby
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