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post 1648797793 10-12-2021, 12:41 PM
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anyone else becoming gay to get promoted?

Sup brahs





Started sucking cocks over the summer for fun but now I feel like it could be potentially lucrative


I feel like ****s get a certain level of clout in today’s society that is unparalleled (****s of color definitely MOGGING)


anyone else getting into cock lately to really strap a jetpack to your career??

(ded fkn Srs)
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post 1648797963 10-12-2021, 12:45 PM
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it's not gay if you don't swallow brah and btw your looking at the fastest ever Junior Partner at Goldman Sachs
post 1648797993 10-12-2021, 12:46 PM
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For sure man. My old boss was a round booty twink who I had been bottoming out in secret for a while. Got my 3 promotions.


Ass was tight.
post 1648798183 10-12-2021, 12:50 PM
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With your wheels and classic tennis player Chad looks you should clean up. Don't forget about us plebs in your New York skyrise.

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post 1648798263 10-12-2021, 12:52 PM
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Wow you went too far. All you need is a rainbow flag sticker on your laptop. Zukking dinks is optional but not required
post 1648798643 10-12-2021, 12:57 PM
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Getting throat ****ed by my Director in three minutes (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1648799593 10-12-2021, 01:15 PM
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N-no homo right guys?


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post 1648799663 10-12-2021, 01:16 PM
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NO HOMO (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1648800023 10-12-2021, 01:24 PM
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If women can get dicked down on the rise of the corporate ladder why can't we as straight males? No homo.
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post 1648801953 10-12-2021, 01:53 PM
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i lied on a few job applications saying i identify with the lbtq or w/e community but never got a callback.
post 1648802803 10-12-2021, 02:03 PM
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post 1648837773 10-13-2021, 03:01 AM
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Why would being gay get you promoted?
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post 1648838063 10-13-2021, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted By ukr1410⏩
Why would being gay get you promoted?
If it did....you would be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company inside of 30 minutes...
Retired...no smartphone....no neighbors......just holes...
post 1648838233 10-13-2021, 03:30 AM
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Being a **** isn't enough these days, you gotta be a pansexual genderfluid
post 1648838263 10-13-2021, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Bosko⏩
If it did....you would be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company inside of 30 minutes...
...1 week later...

post 1648838343 10-13-2021, 03:43 AM
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I'm a tradie, I reckon you'd get your ass kicked for doin somethin like that
post 1648838573 10-13-2021, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
...1 week later...

Doesn't look gay at all!
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post 1648838633 10-13-2021, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted By ukr1410⏩
Doesn't look gay at all!
Denial ain't a river in Egypt.
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post 1648838733 10-13-2021, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Bosko⏩
Denial ain't a river in Egypt.
The suit looks really butch.
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post 1648838743 10-13-2021, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By DigDeeper1⏩
it's not gay if you don't swallow brah and btw your looking at the fastest ever Junior Partner at Goldman Sachs
You're gonna spit out all those nutrients? What a ****it.
post 1648839573 10-13-2021, 04:37 AM
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post 1648840403 10-13-2021, 05:19 AM
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Have you tried adding pronouns to your email sig and LinkedIn profile?
post 1648840473 10-13-2021, 05:22 AM
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I am a woman and gays are awesome

Except when or if my man was ever gay

Then theyre not

So maybe they arent so awesome

I dont know which act to put up
post 1648840513 10-13-2021, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
I am a woman and gays are awesome

Except when or if my man was ever gay

Then theyre not

So maybe they arent so awesome
Lol!
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post 1648841483 10-13-2021, 05:57 AM
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Yeah, OP. My salary is being bumped from CA$100,000 a year to CA$150,000 next year, but my bosses said I needed to prove that I was, so I was mandated to start f*cking twinks like this ded fkn srs:




It's a tough life, OP, but the best of us have to make tough decisions and difficult sacrifices srs
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post 1648841543 10-13-2021, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By ukr1410⏩
Why would being gay get you promoted?
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post 1648841623 10-13-2021, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted By HannoCometh⏩
Precisely!
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post 1648842343 10-13-2021, 06:19 AM
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I've considered placing my self as non-binary on job applications
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self employed and going to try this also. Will report back for all the entrepreneurial brahs!
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post 1648843063 10-13-2021, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
I've considered placing my self as non-binary on job applications
Bad, bad idea.

You can be gay or bi, sure. But stop there. Pretending to be some tranny or "non-binary" will probably lead to some really, really bad sh*t happening to you.


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