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post 1648997593 10-15-2021, 02:45 PM
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Went to go see escort, got catfished so I walked off (pics)

UPDATE: I ended up going to see the Brunette, see post #58 for details.



Been a while since I last smashed a Latina, arranged to meet this Brazilian sloot who had no reviews which was risky but she had verified pics/vids so thought I'd give it a shot. Price was meant to be £80/$110 for 30 mins including condom sex, OWO (blowjob without condom and CIM (coom in mouth)

She was sharing an apartment with her blonde friend who I also seen in the ads. I chose to book the Brunette as I found her more attractive.

Anyway get to the location and the blonde opens the door, could barely speak English so had to use Google translate. I then show her a pic of her friend and she said 'she's busy for the next hour' (aka probably with another client) I was pissed off because I didn't get the girl I booked. She then says 'am I okay for you?' in which I then ask what services she provides, said she'll do sex and OWO but no CIM.

In all honesty she was bangable and I was tempted to stay and rattle the fuk out of her, she was polite but from her overall vibe I felt she'd be a mediocre shag at best, plus she didn't provide services I wanted and I was really adamant to shag the brunette.

She then says 'So are you staying or not? I can't waste time' in which I respond saying nah I'll leave it then walk off.

Feeling alpha man for being assertive and not giving into these whores games, walked out with the cash still in my pocket.

Pics of the Brunette I wanted to see:

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Pics of the Blonde who I actually seen IRL:


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post 1648997643 10-15-2021, 02:46 PM
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Escorts probably feel the same way when they see a Manlet knock on the door
post 1648997653 10-15-2021, 02:47 PM
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post 1648997753 10-15-2021, 02:49 PM
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pics of cash still in pocket?
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post 1648997853 10-15-2021, 02:51 PM
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post 1648997893 10-15-2021, 02:52 PM
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ITT: OP doesn't know what catfish means, also cant get laid without paying for it
post 1648997943 10-15-2021, 02:53 PM
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What’s the difference?
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post 1648998063 10-15-2021, 02:54 PM
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I've never heard of escorts being that cheap. $110 for full service? That is definitely a deal if the girl is not that ugly
Das not it mayne.
post 1648998173 10-15-2021, 02:56 PM
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Honestly.....doesn't look that different.

I mean FFS brah, you're seeing escorts which means you have mental or physical issues yourself - are you really going to split hairs? You should just be happy it didn't turn out to be a dude.....or you didn't get robbed.....or kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery and be forced to service Saudi's who poop on your chest before ritualistically committing seppuku (Shout out to the movie Ronin, probably one of the most underrated movies ever, and definitely better than every Bond movie from the last 30 years except for Goldeneye and Casino Royale)



*edit*

This is really you? Thanks for confirming what I suspected, physical AND mental issues:



*edit number 2*
WTF, this has to be a troll.....you don't even know how to tuck in your shirt??? And the shoes with no socks thing with the short pants....while being fat? Bruh.....European people usually dress much better than Amerifats but you are doing harm upon your people with this chit. For shame.
post 1648998243 10-15-2021, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By TheFitLord⏩
What’s the difference?
I found them both attractive tbf and was gonna stay to smash the blonde one but she wouldn't do CIM (coom in mouth) which I really wanted so thought not worth it.
post 1648998263 10-15-2021, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Nocturne808⏩
I've never heard of escorts being that cheap. $110 for full service? That is definitely a deal if the girl is not that ugly
cheap but for $110, you should at least get to CIM
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post 1648998323 10-15-2021, 03:00 PM
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post 1648998353 10-15-2021, 03:00 PM
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This is why I don't do the escort thing... Getting the bait-and-switch is actually a mild annoyance, the scam you gotta watch out for is when some big dude (usually armed) comes out and tells you "if you show up then you gotta pay. If you wanna f/ck the girl, that's fine, just pay and f/ck. But if you don't like the girl, you still gotta pay before you can leave."

I've read stories where guys in that situation just paid them and left. That's a situation where you don't want to hang around too long.
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post 1648998443 10-15-2021, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
This is why I don't do the escort thing... Getting the bait-and-switch is actually a mild annoyance, the scam you gotta watch out for is when some big dude (usually armed) comes out and tells you "if you show up then you gotta pay. If you wanna f/ck the girl, that's fine, just pay and f/ck. But if you don't like the girl, you still gotta pay before you can leave."

I've read stories where guys in that situation just paid them and left. That's a situation where you don't want to hang around too long.
Use verified websites with reviews of the hoe and you

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post 1648998453 10-15-2021, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I found them both attractive tbf and was gonna stay to smash the blonde one but she wouldn't do CIM (coom in mouth) which I really wanted so thought not worth it.
Girls try to pull stuff like that all the time. Bait and switch is common with a lot of them, good for you for walking out. I'm sure they do it all the time and 9/10 guys just bang the available one.

At least she didn't take your money and then refuse services you'd agreed on. That really sucks.
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Originally Posted By donalduck⏩
ITT: OP doesn't know what catfish means, also cant get laid without paying for it
Semi catfished or bait and switch as they call it then, I can get laid with average sloots but hate putting in the effort. Whoremaxxing is extremely convenient if all you want is straight up sex.
post 1648999123 10-15-2021, 03:16 PM
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post 1648999153 10-15-2021, 03:17 PM
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I recall reading a story on a escortmaxxing site years ago where a John showed up, didn't like the girl and tried to leave. Two big goons came out and gave him the ultimatum that since he reserved an appointment, he still has to pay the agreed price. He refused and one of the dudes held him down while the other dude took the money from his wallet and then took a picture of his drivers license.

They sent him on his way with a warning not to come back and not to talk about it because they had his personal information.

Gotta be careful in the escort game boyos....
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post 1648999653 10-15-2021, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Nocturne808⏩
I've never heard of escorts being that cheap. $110 for full service? That is definitely a deal if the girl is not that ugly
I live in the UK lol, specifically the North of England. Cost of living is very low compared to the states so escorts rates will obviously be lower aswell.

Prostitution is also legal here (although brothels/soliciting in the street isn't) so I can go online and smash hot whores for less than £150.
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
I recall reading a story on a escortmaxxing site years ago where a John showed up, didn't like the girl and tried to leave. Two big goons came out and gave him the ultimatum that since he reserved an appointment, he still has to pay the agreed price. He refused and one of the dudes held him down while the other dude took the money from his wallet and then took a picture of his drivers license.

They sent him on his way with a warning not to come back and not to talk about it because they had his personal information.

Gotta be careful in the escort game boyos....
Worst that's ever happened to me is a bait and switch tbh, in the past I would of just accepted it and gone ahead so feel good for having the balls to walk. I've banged over 40 different escorts and not once been in a position where I feared for my safety.

Once you do enough research and read escort forums it's pretty easy to tell who's legit and who's not.
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post 1649000083 10-15-2021, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
I recall reading a story on a escortmaxxing site years ago where a John showed up, didn't like the girl and tried to leave. Two big goons came out and gave him the ultimatum that since he reserved an appointment, he still has to pay the agreed price. He refused and one of the dudes held him down while the other dude took the money from his wallet and then took a picture of his drivers license.

They sent him on his way with a warning not to come back and not to talk about it because they had his personal information.

Gotta be careful in the escort game boyos....
This is why you should never just get a escort off of a random web site or advertisement. Lots of them are controlled by pimps still and will rob you. I've never had a problem either but I've heard some horror stories of guys getting beaten up or blackmailed. Only go for girls off reputable agencies, have a lot of social media presence or have a lot of reviews.
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Right call brah, the brunette is 1.5 points hotter.
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Originally Posted By CulturalDecay⏩
Honestly.....doesn't look that different.

I mean FFS brah, you're seeing escorts which means you have mental or physical issues yourself - are you really going to split hairs? You should just be happy it didn't turn out to be a dude.....or you didn't get robbed.....or kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery and be forced to service Saudi's who poop on your chest before ritualistically committing seppuku (Shout out to the movie Ronin, probably one of the most underrated movies ever, and definitely better than every Bond movie from the last 30 years except for Goldeneye and Casino Royale)



*edit*

This is really you? Thanks for confirming what I suspected, physical AND mental issues:



*edit number 2*
WTF, this has to be a troll.....you don't even know how to tuck in your shirt??? And the shoes with no socks thing with the short pants....while being fat? Bruh.....European people usually dress much better than Amerifats but you are doing harm upon your people with this chit. For shame.
You're talking as if I'm some obese neckbeard troll, I'm obviously no chad but still in decent shape compared to the general population. Abit rich coming from a no avi lol.

I'm paying for a service so I'm allowed to be as picky as I want, whoremaxxing is not dating.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
This is why you should never just get a escort off of a random web site or advertisement. Lots of them are controlled by pimps still and will rob you. I've never had a problem either but I've heard some horror stories of guys getting beaten up or blackmailed. Only go for girls off reputable agencies, have a lot of social media presence or have a lot of reviews.
Yup, I mainly go for girls that have good reviews. If they they have none but look hot I'll make sure they're verified. If they have too many bad reviews I won't see them.

Sometimes I do TOFTT (take one one for the team) and then write a review on UK escort forums. Once you been in the game for a while it's easy to tell if someone legit or not.
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That first sloot for £80 would have been quite a deal. Has dat Adriana Lima vibe. Prime Minister me details srs.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Just fukin LOL at simps and/or johns.

Enjoy the previous guy's cum.
How is paying for sex simping? It's just an honest transaction. There's a reason why it's the oldest profession in the world.
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Escorts probably feel the same way when they see a Manlet knock on the door
This. And Brazilians are not Latino.
Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
How is paying for sex simping? It's just an honest transaction. There's a reason why it's the oldest profession in the world.
If you have to pay for something you should be able to get for free, then you are a simp.
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