Went to go see escort, got catfished so I walked off (pics)

10-16-2021, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

This. And Brazilians are not Latino.

If you have to pay for something you should be able to get for free, then you are a simp.

Do you pay for food ****g0t? Or do you go out to hunt animals because it's 'free'?

I'm only there for a quick pump and dump. it's not like I'm taking them out, blowing ridiculous money and treating them like an actual gf.

Celebs and athletes could easily get laid for free yet still bang hookers because because it's convenient for them to do so.

10-16-2021, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩

alpha as fuk

we have the money, thus the power.

Most hookers prob make more money than you and Ibby tbh

10-16-2021, 05:50 AM

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Honestly thought it'd be worse lol.

Figure this has to happen a lot though with full on catfishing. They figure the dude is horny and already there so he'll pay even if she's much uglier than the model she catfished with.

10-16-2021, 05:52 AM

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"Feeling alpha man for being assertive and not giving into these whores games, walked out with the cash still in my pocket."

lol at this guy

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10-16-2021, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted By Prolapse916⏩

Just be Chad and you won’t need to pay srs

Doesn’t count if you’re the one getting CIM

10-16-2021, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩

Doesn’t count if you’re the one getting CIM

explains a lot lol

10-16-2021, 06:08 AM

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Lol'd.

Australia crew. Never been catfished or cheated by an escort crew.

World of difference when its legal.

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10-16-2021, 06:11 AM

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Am I the only one that cringes at these threads? Srs

OP using the acronyms and lingo lmaoooooo its just soo funny to me.
Not a fan of whores though and I have dignity, so thats probably part of my reaction srs

10-16-2021, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

This. And Brazilians are not Latino.

No one and I mean no one gives a chit LOLOL

10-16-2021, 06:14 AM

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10-16-2021, 06:51 AM

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10-16-2021, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩

Do you pay for food ****g0t? Or do you go out to hunt animals because it's 'free'?

I'm only there for a quick pump and dump. it's not like I'm taking them out, blowing ridiculous money and treating them like an actual gf.

Celebs and athletes could easily get laid for free yet still bang hookers because because it's convenient for them to do so.

Always lol @ that ****g0t argument srs. Escorts are just a fun time, you pay to skip the bullchit and get to pick what you want.

My friend has been running through Tinder sloots and he still tells me he pines over some $100 MILF escort that sucked the soul out of his cawk and is devastated he can't find her again.

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10-16-2021, 07:22 AM

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10-16-2021, 08:23 AM

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10-16-2021, 08:48 AM

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Cringe af

Go hit up that sloot in a wheelchair again

10-16-2021, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩

Always lol @ that ****g0t argument srs. Escorts are just a fun time, you pay to skip the bullchit and get to pick what you want.

My friend has been running through Tinder sloots and he still tells me he pines over some $100 MILF escort that sucked the soul out of his cawk and is devastated he can't find her again.

Das it mane, how many miscers giving me chit ITT are banging HBB Latina sloots off of tinder with zero effort or money? Not many unless you're a giga Chad/Tyrone/Abdul lol.

10-16-2021, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩

Neither look latina.

Latinas to me are anyone from South America.

10-16-2021, 11:44 AM

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Been a while since you last smashed a Latina? isn't that strictly what you whoremaxxx for?

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10-16-2021, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩

Latinas to me are anyone from South America.

Why don't you go to South America as a sex tourist?

10-16-2021, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩

Just be Chad and you won’t need to pay srs

this opie

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10-16-2021, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted By CulturalDecay⏩

Honestly.....doesn't look that different.

I mean FFS brah, you're seeing escorts which means you have mental or physical issues yourself - are you really going to split hairs? You should just be happy it didn't turn out to be a dude.....or you didn't get robbed.....or kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery and be forced to service Saudi's who poop on your chest before ritualistically committing seppuku (Shout out to the movie Ronin, probably one of the most underrated movies ever, and definitely better than every Bond movie from the last 30 years except for Goldeneye and Casino Royale)

*edit*

This is really you? Thanks for confirming what I suspected, physical AND mental issues:

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WTF, this has to be a troll.....you don't even know how to tuck in your shirt??? And the shoes with no socks thing with the short pants....while being fat? Bruh.....European people usually dress much better than Amerifats but you are doing harm upon your people with this chit. For shame.

LMAO Kramer's black bastard child, holy chit is that you boy?

Pick your mail up off the floor. Did they let you keep your bed when they released you from prison?

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also that's not what catfish means, you whoremaxxing degen

Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

This. And Brazilians are not Latino.

They are in fact Latin, you pleb

Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩

Latinas to me are anyone from South America.

To you and everyone with half a brain, Latin/a is anyone from Latin America.. Brazilians are Latinos

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10-16-2021, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩

Been a while since you last smashed a Latina? isn't that strictly what you whoremaxxx for?

Yeah but there's not been many options in my city for the past 2 months tbh so I've whoremaxxed less frequently. Seems like almost all the hnnggg Latinas who give amazing service have gone back to Brazil.

Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩

Why don't you go to South America as a sex tourist?

I do plan to eventually when all travel restrictions are lifted, apparently in places like Brazil or Colombia I can shag 8/10 hookers for the equivalent of £30 so definitely need to tick it off my list.

10-16-2021, 01:32 PM

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10-18-2021, 01:38 PM

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UPDATE: So I was at the gym and felt horny as fuk, couldn't help myself so texted the Brunette and made it very clear I want to see her this time.

Get to the location and she opens the door and greets me with a smile. Fuk me she was so hot IRL, big joocy Brazilian bubble butt, nice teddies with piercing green eyes.

Told me no CIM but oh well. gave me a really good blowjob nice wet and sloppy, sucked my balls and whirled her tongue around them too furrk her technique was amazing. Also sucked chest and nipples. Couldn’t help but burry my face in her angus which tasted fresh/sweet as fuk.

Put the condom and start banging in mish, cowgirl, side spoon, pronebone and doggy and she was moaning in Portuguese which was a turn on. Seeing dat ass in my face was a lovely sight, finished off with doggy and ended up splattering a big load on her booty.

Service was decent although not great, still had a good time brahs.

10-18-2021, 01:57 PM

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I saw someone kick a hooker out of their car at the gas station and the hooker chased him down the street in her heels and short skirt while homie drove off.

Was lulzy

10-18-2021, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

This. And Brazilians are not Latino.

Brazilians are Latino, but not Hispanic. Hispanic means they speak Spanish (country is majority Spanish speaking). Since Brazil speaks Portuguese, they are the only country south of the US border not considered Hispanic.

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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩

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Uh - good man - that is a DUDE. Hips fail biological woman test.

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