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10-19-2021, 11:19 AM
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slutty gay son
what would you do if your double-vaxxed son was a total slut
could hear his headboard slamming against his bedroom wall when he brings his classmate Gayleb home to study for their Political Science class every week (ded fkn Srs)
could hear his headboard slamming against his bedroom wall when he brings his classmate Gayleb home to study for their Political Science class every week (ded fkn Srs)
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10-19-2021, 11:20 AM
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Making this thread less gay. Sorry chief (ded fkn Srs)
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10-19-2021, 11:21 AM
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You know what you gotta do brah.......assert dominance by smashing Gayleb's dad. No homo of course.
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10-19-2021, 11:23 AM
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10-19-2021, 11:23 AM
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Be more upset about being vaxxed than gay.
10-19-2021, 11:25 AM
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10-19-2021, 11:36 AM
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Accidentally burn the house down
10-19-2021, 11:40 AM
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10-19-2021, 11:43 AM
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10-19-2021, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
LMAO... (ded fkn Srs)~focus on what you can control crew~
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~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
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10-19-2021, 12:29 PM
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10-19-2021, 12:31 PM
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depends if he's a power bottom or not (dead fkn srs)
how would you feel if you were the father to a 6'5, 250lbs alpha kunt bear gay who bottoms out twink after twink in your home. you can feel the colon walls tearing from across the walls.
every morning over coffee and newspaper you see twinks limping out of your son's bedroom, nodding weakly at you, all pale and schit from being anally dominated all night long. the front door slams, yet another twink has gone. your son enters the room, in tighty whities, asks you what's for breakfast. you can smell the faint smell of male colon emanating from his person.
how would you feel if you were the father to a 6'5, 250lbs alpha kunt bear gay who bottoms out twink after twink in your home. you can feel the colon walls tearing from across the walls.
every morning over coffee and newspaper you see twinks limping out of your son's bedroom, nodding weakly at you, all pale and schit from being anally dominated all night long. the front door slams, yet another twink has gone. your son enters the room, in tighty whities, asks you what's for breakfast. you can smell the faint smell of male colon emanating from his person.
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10-19-2021, 12:33 PM
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10-19-2021, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
ouf.well your genetics would never produce that so you're golden. 👍
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10-19-2021, 12:58 PM
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I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.
I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Gayleb and I are in love."
Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Gayleb's hand and looked at me defiantly.
For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Gayleb tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Gayleb and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
After we wiped Gayleb's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."
I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Gayleb and I are in love."
Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Gayleb's hand and looked at me defiantly.
For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Gayleb tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Gayleb and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
After we wiped Gayleb's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."
10-19-2021, 01:05 PM
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10-19-2021, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I saw the same video on PornHub once. Hardest I've ever coomed in my life.what would you do if your double-vaxxed son was a total slut
could hear his headboard slamming against his bedroom wall when he brings his classmate Gayleb home to study for their Political Science class every week (ded fkn Srs)
could hear his headboard slamming against his bedroom wall when he brings his classmate Gayleb home to study for their Political Science class every week (ded fkn Srs)
oh uh...wait wut
10-19-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Women who do sexual stuff like that wearing a cross necklace should be executed (srs)Making this thread less gay. Sorry chief (ded fkn Srs)
10-19-2021, 01:19 PM
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10-19-2021, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
lmfao.....is this a copy pasta? (ded fkn Srs)I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.
I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Gayleb and I are in love."
Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Gayleb's hand and looked at me defiantly.
For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Gayleb tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Gayleb and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
After we wiped Gayleb's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."
I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Gayleb and I are in love."
Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Gayleb's hand and looked at me defiantly.
For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Gayleb tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Gayleb and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
After we wiped Gayleb's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
10-19-2021, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Yeahhh that's enough of this threaddepends if he's a power bottom or not (dead fkn srs)
how would you feel if you were the father to a 6'5, 250lbs alpha kunt bear gay who bottoms out twink after twink in your home. you can feel the colon walls tearing from across the walls.
every morning over coffee and newspaper you see twinks limping out of your son's bedroom, nodding weakly at you, all pale and schit from being anally dominated all night long. the front door slams, yet another twink has gone. your son enters the room, in tighty whities, asks you what's for breakfast. you can smell the faint smell of male colon emanating from his person.
how would you feel if you were the father to a 6'5, 250lbs alpha kunt bear gay who bottoms out twink after twink in your home. you can feel the colon walls tearing from across the walls.
every morning over coffee and newspaper you see twinks limping out of your son's bedroom, nodding weakly at you, all pale and schit from being anally dominated all night long. the front door slams, yet another twink has gone. your son enters the room, in tighty whities, asks you what's for breakfast. you can smell the faint smell of male colon emanating from his person.
10-19-2021, 02:07 PM
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I'm accepting of ****gits but I really doubt i could live under the same roof with a ****git son, would be too awkward and gay af
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10-19-2021, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
LMAO.....depends if he's a power bottom or not (dead fkn srs)
how would you feel if you were the father to a 6'5, 250lbs alpha kunt bear gay who bottoms out twink after twink in your home. you can feel the colon walls tearing from across the walls.
every morning over coffee and newspaper you see twinks limping out of your son's bedroom, nodding weakly at you, all pale and schit from being anally dominated all night long. the front door slams, yet another twink has gone. your son enters the room, in tighty whities, asks you what's for breakfast. you can smell the faint smell of male colon emanating from his person.
how would you feel if you were the father to a 6'5, 250lbs alpha kunt bear gay who bottoms out twink after twink in your home. you can feel the colon walls tearing from across the walls.
every morning over coffee and newspaper you see twinks limping out of your son's bedroom, nodding weakly at you, all pale and schit from being anally dominated all night long. the front door slams, yet another twink has gone. your son enters the room, in tighty whities, asks you what's for breakfast. you can smell the faint smell of male colon emanating from his person.
tfw donny2yucky is your son (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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