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10-22-2021, 10:02 AM
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tinder / bumble etc
can someone create a profile with a chad photo and put in their bio - and report back. srs.
Non-negotiables (srs)
*No fat / obese women
*No single mothers
*No divorced
*No PhDs
*No unemployed / students
*No shopaholics
*No clown faces (overly done makeup)
*No social media users (includes every photo being a selfie, shaking ass on TikTok, IG etc)
*No body hair
*No "Skip" a few days of showering
*No frequent drinks / party animals
*No smokers / vapers (puke)
*No trans (real women only please)
*No trans-allies
*No BLM / Marxists
*No liberals
*No "Don't know what I want"
*No <5'4
*No >5'9"
*No feet > size 6
*No >125lbs dependent on height
Please have a sense of humor, assertive, pro-active, logical, feminine, supportive, hobbies, know how to cook, know how to handle the pipe.
Non-negotiables (srs)
*No fat / obese women
*No single mothers
*No divorced
*No PhDs
*No unemployed / students
*No shopaholics
*No clown faces (overly done makeup)
*No social media users (includes every photo being a selfie, shaking ass on TikTok, IG etc)
*No body hair
*No "Skip" a few days of showering
*No frequent drinks / party animals
*No smokers / vapers (puke)
*No trans (real women only please)
*No trans-allies
*No BLM / Marxists
*No liberals
*No "Don't know what I want"
*No <5'4
*No >5'9"
*No feet > size 6
*No >125lbs dependent on height
Please have a sense of humor, assertive, pro-active, logical, feminine, supportive, hobbies, know how to cook, know how to handle the pipe.
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10-22-2021, 10:06 AM
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I get hot matches just by saying I’m 6’2” in my bio
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10-22-2021, 10:33 AM
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I don't use online dating anymore but anytime I made a strict profile with a list of what I was looking for, sloots would always message me saying they respected me being up front or would try to convince me they fit the qualifications. ded fkn srs. It was too easy.
Having a funnier/fun profile was always more my style but when you flip the script on them, assuming you aren't butt ugly, it can work in your favor. Reverse psychology of peace.
Having a funnier/fun profile was always more my style but when you flip the script on them, assuming you aren't butt ugly, it can work in your favor. Reverse psychology of peace.
10-22-2021, 10:39 AM
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10-22-2021, 10:41 AM
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Hey, op, I got just one thing to say about that...
Stop stealing my moves.
Stop stealing my moves.
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10-22-2021, 10:41 AM
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10-22-2021, 10:44 AM
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10-22-2021, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
The only time I was 125 lbs (and I’m 5’5) was when I was 12 and when I was severely eating disordered eating 1200 calories a day and working out 2 hours a day to get down from 160. Shortly thereafter I got down to 110 lbs and ended up in the eating disorder hospital for 3 months as I couldn’t drive or work and I was passing out. They gave me 3-4,000 calories a day to get back to 160 in 3 months.can someone create a profile with a chad photo and put in their bio - and report back. srs.
Non-negotiables (srs)
*No fat / obese women
*No single mothers
*No divorced
*No PhDs
*No unemployed / students
*No shopaholics
*No clown faces (overly done makeup)
*No social media users (includes every photo being a selfie, shaking ass on TikTok, IG etc)
*No body hair
*No "Skip" a few days of showering
*No frequent drinks / party animals
*No smokers / vapers (puke)
*No trans (real women only please)
*No trans-allies
*No BLM / Marxists
*No liberals
*No "Don't know what I want"
*No <5'4
*No >5'9"
*No feet > size 6
*No >125lbs dependent on height
Please have a sense of humor, assertive, pro-active, logical, feminine, supportive, hobbies, know how to cook, know how to handle the pipe.
Non-negotiables (srs)
*No fat / obese women
*No single mothers
*No divorced
*No PhDs
*No unemployed / students
*No shopaholics
*No clown faces (overly done makeup)
*No social media users (includes every photo being a selfie, shaking ass on TikTok, IG etc)
*No body hair
*No "Skip" a few days of showering
*No frequent drinks / party animals
*No smokers / vapers (puke)
*No trans (real women only please)
*No trans-allies
*No BLM / Marxists
*No liberals
*No "Don't know what I want"
*No <5'4
*No >5'9"
*No feet > size 6
*No >125lbs dependent on height
Please have a sense of humor, assertive, pro-active, logical, feminine, supportive, hobbies, know how to cook, know how to handle the pipe.
Y’all have unhealthy standards.
10-22-2021, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
125lbs is absolutely a healthy weight for a 5'5'' female. Just because you had an ED doesn't mean being in shape is unhealthy.The only time I was 125 lbs (and I’m 5’5) was when I was 12 and when I was severely eating disordered eating 1200 calories a day and working out 2 hours a day to get down from 160. Shortly thereafter I got down to 110 lbs and ended up in the eating disorder hospital for 3 months as I couldn’t drive or work and I was passing out. They gave me 3-4,000 calories a day to get back to 160 in 3 months.
Y’all have unhealthy standards.
Y’all have unhealthy standards.
10-22-2021, 10:56 AM
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Done
Had to trim out a few to make it fit
Used my real pics (not a Chad)

Had to trim out a few to make it fit
Used my real pics (not a Chad)

10-22-2021, 11:07 AM
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Oh here we go
10-22-2021, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
Done
Had to trim out a few to make it fit
Used my real pics (not a Chad)

Had to trim out a few to make it fit
Used my real pics (not a Chad)


now in for more matches than ever
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10-22-2021, 11:15 AM
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10-22-2021, 11:17 AM
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Why do you guys waste your time with this chit? Online dating is only about looks, women will overlook major character flaws if the guy is hot enough........water is wet.
Why does this need to be confirmed every 5 minutes?
Why does this need to be confirmed every 5 minutes?
10-22-2021, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By sennas⏩
Well then why does it take me unhealthy means to get to that weight?125lbs is absolutely a healthy weight for a 5'5'' female. Just because you had an ED doesn't mean being in shape is unhealthy.
My friends who also are at that size skip meals, have hair falling out and sleep like chit.
I lost a ton of weight at 800 calories last summer but I felt like chit and had zero energy to exercise so now I’m working out to F45 and tennis and up to about 1400. I’m still hungry late at night though.
My ED therapist is sending me to a nutritionist.
My point is that the numbers guys post on here trigger women to get eating disorders with that mentality as it isn’t achieved without disordered eating.
10-22-2021, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
What did you list that you were looking for?I don't use online dating anymore but anytime I made a strict profile with a list of what I was looking for, sloots would always message me saying they respected me being up front or would try to convince me they fit the qualifications. ded fkn srs. It was too easy.
Having a funnier/fun profile was always more my style but when you flip the script on them, assuming you aren't butt ugly, it can work in your favor. Reverse psychology of peace.
Having a funnier/fun profile was always more my style but when you flip the script on them, assuming you aren't butt ugly, it can work in your favor. Reverse psychology of peace.
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10-22-2021, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
I was just honest with what I was looking for. Some things I can recall:What did you list that you were looking for?
Shorter than 5 10
submissive
family oriented
no slutty social media addicts
no single moms
no dog obsessed liberals
no tasteless tattoos (They always responded "i have tattoos but they mean something blah blah, is that okay?")
be in shape
have a personality and sense of humor
speak english
no stoners
no "entrepreneurs" or comments about money in profile - these are just unemployed sloots
just chit like that. Of course there were a few bitter ugly ones that would send me a nasty comment but I don't care. Unfortunetly I found out pretty quick that even 10% of those requirements disqualify 99% of women on dating apps so whatever. But like I said, there were tons that were really cool about it and tried to match the bill.
I had more luck and got more lays with a funny/cocky profile though. Of course with that, you have to settle for smashing single moms, dog lovers and trashy tatted sloots. Occasionally a good one would come around but then you'd find out she was on anti depressants or bipolar/personality disorder.
Girls are delusional though and most on dating sites are severely mentally ill and serial daters. It's never worth the squeeze. These girls will be on those apps for the rest of their lives. srs.
10-22-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
I don’t know a single woman IRL, married or single, of all age groups, who fits those qualities so I don’t know what you expect to find with this “experiment”. What good does it do to see if Chad can find a unicorn?I was just honest with what I was looking for. Some things I can recall:
Shorter than 5 10
submissive
family oriented
no slutty social media addicts
no single moms
no dog obsessed liberals
no tasteless tattoos (They always responded "i have tattoos but they mean something blah blah, is that okay?")
be in shape
have a personality and sense of humor
speak english
no stoners
no "entrepreneurs" or comments about money in profile - these are just unemployed sloots
just chit like that. Of course there were a few bitter ugly ones that would send me a nasty comment but I don't care. Unfortunetly I found out pretty quick that even 10% of those requirements disqualify 99% of women on dating apps so whatever. But like I said, there were tons that were really cool about it and tried to match the bill.
I had more luck and got more lays with a funny/cocky profile though. Of course with that, you have to settle for smashing single moms, dog lovers and trashy tatted sloots. Occasionally a good one would come around but then you'd find out she was on anti depressants or bipolar/personality disorder.
Girls are delusional though and most on dating sites are severely mentally ill and serial daters. It's never worth the squeeze. These girls will be on those apps for the rest of their lives. srs.
Shorter than 5 10
submissive
family oriented
no slutty social media addicts
no single moms
no dog obsessed liberals
no tasteless tattoos (They always responded "i have tattoos but they mean something blah blah, is that okay?")
be in shape
have a personality and sense of humor
speak english
no stoners
no "entrepreneurs" or comments about money in profile - these are just unemployed sloots
just chit like that. Of course there were a few bitter ugly ones that would send me a nasty comment but I don't care. Unfortunetly I found out pretty quick that even 10% of those requirements disqualify 99% of women on dating apps so whatever. But like I said, there were tons that were really cool about it and tried to match the bill.
I had more luck and got more lays with a funny/cocky profile though. Of course with that, you have to settle for smashing single moms, dog lovers and trashy tatted sloots. Occasionally a good one would come around but then you'd find out she was on anti depressants or bipolar/personality disorder.
Girls are delusional though and most on dating sites are severely mentally ill and serial daters. It's never worth the squeeze. These girls will be on those apps for the rest of their lives. srs.
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Not looking too good so far boyos


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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
So basically what a guy expects to me a normal/average girl is actually the top .05% of all womenI don’t know a single woman IRL, married or single, of all age groups, who fits those qualities so I don’t know what you expect to find with this “experiment”. What good does it do to see if Chad can find a unicorn?
10-22-2021, 01:56 PM
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Listen up incels. Tinder is designed to phukk u over no matter what you do if you aren’t attractive enough to be an advertisement for their company. Commodification of the dating market is the worst thing that ever happened to the west.
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10-22-2021, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
In today’s world, yes. The average woman in the US is 5’4 and 170 lbs, and that was before Covid.So basically what a guy expects to me a normal/average girl is actually the top .05% of all women
My Gen X wasn’t big on tats but Millenials and younger are.
Younger women are more apt to be liberal
Tik Tok? Social media users? I’m around teens all of the time and all of the girls have them. Same goes for women under 30.
Back in the 60s women were given ****** because they were “bored housewives”. Then they realized Benzos were addictive and switched over to anti-depressants.
The problem on the Misc is guys have unrealistic standards.
10-22-2021, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
all i read was sloot gonna slootIn today’s world, yes. The average woman in the US is 5’4 and 170 lbs, and that was before Covid.
My Gen X wasn’t big on tats but Millenials and younger are.
Younger women are more apt to be liberal
Tik Tok? Social media users? I’m around teens all of the time and all of the girls have them. Same goes for women under 30.
Back in the 60s women were given ****** because they were “bored housewives”. Then they realized Benzos were addictive and switched over to anti-depressants.
The problem on the Misc is guys have unrealistic standards.
My Gen X wasn’t big on tats but Millenials and younger are.
Younger women are more apt to be liberal
Tik Tok? Social media users? I’m around teens all of the time and all of the girls have them. Same goes for women under 30.
Back in the 60s women were given ****** because they were “bored housewives”. Then they realized Benzos were addictive and switched over to anti-depressants.
The problem on the Misc is guys have unrealistic standards.
srs
men are allowed standards bro
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10-22-2021, 03:07 PM
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If I die, I die…You gon get banned.
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Woman is held to standards on par with what women expect of men...In today’s world, yes. The average woman in the US is 5’4 and 170 lbs, and that was before Covid.
My Gen X wasn’t big on tats but Millenials and younger are.
Younger women are more apt to be liberal
Tik Tok? Social media users? I’m around teens all of the time and all of the girls have them. Same goes for women under 30.
Back in the 60s women were given ****** because they were “bored housewives”. Then they realized Benzos were addictive and switched over to anti-depressants.
The problem on the Misc is guys have unrealistic standards.
My Gen X wasn’t big on tats but Millenials and younger are.
Younger women are more apt to be liberal
Tik Tok? Social media users? I’m around teens all of the time and all of the girls have them. Same goes for women under 30.
Back in the 60s women were given ****** because they were “bored housewives”. Then they realized Benzos were addictive and switched over to anti-depressants.
The problem on the Misc is guys have unrealistic standards.
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
feminism liberated men from having to commit or offer relationshipsWoman is held to standards on par with what women expect of men...
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..has meltdown
the modern woman created the modern man
ejaculate and evacuate
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