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post 1649448733 10-22-2021, 05:17 PM
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Cropdusting

Is there anything more pleasurable than knowing you have some sulfur like gas and randomly letting it go walking around a store? I love the look of utter disgust when someone walks into my cloud of rankness and it overtakes them.
post 1649449153 10-22-2021, 05:24 PM
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post 1649449573 10-22-2021, 05:33 PM
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Dude disgusting come on grow up
post 1649449753 10-22-2021, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Dude disgusting come on grow up
Of all people.........you have no clue how disappointed I am.
post 1649449983 10-22-2021, 05:42 PM
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friends took me out for my birthday a few yrs back and got me trashed.
they told me i farted in the bar we were at and cleared that whole side.

someone snapped a pic and I was just standing there at a table alone while everyone in the bar was jammed up to one side like there was an invisible wall.

they said it was the worst thing they ever smelled and it lingered forever.

don't remember any of it.
post 1649450153 10-22-2021, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget⏩
friends took me out for my birthday a few yrs back and got me trashed.
they told me i farted in the bar we were at and cleared that whole side.

someone snapped a pic and I was just standing there at a table alone while everyone in the bar was jammed up to one side like there was an invisible wall.

they said it was the worst thing they ever smelled and it lingered forever.

don't remember any of it.
I once made a mad pot of red beans and rice that nobody in the house would eat. I ate that three times a day for a a few days. I farted while my wife was in the shower and I was brushing my teeth. She opened the shower door and dry heaved it was so bad. The straw that broke the camels back was when I started farting in my sleep and the stench would wake her up. The nest morning she through what leftovers I had away.
post 1649450253 10-22-2021, 05:49 PM
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post 1649450613 10-22-2021, 05:57 PM
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It's better when you KNOW someone has to walk into it. I used to fart on the moving walkway at the Chicago airport, get into position about 50 yards in front of a group of HBBs then unleash a cloud and watch them coast right into it lol...you could tell when it hit down to the second.
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post 1649451093 10-22-2021, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩
It's better when you KNOW someone has to walk into it. I used to fart on the moving walkway at the Chicago airport, get into position about 50 yards in front of a group of HBBs then unleash a cloud and watch them coast right into it lol...you could tell when it hit down to the second.
I purposely do it at my desk at work. There is an old Asian lady that has to walk behind me to get to her desk. She talks all day long on her earpiece to someone and its chinging and changing all damn damn day on her cell phone that I have to listen to. Plus she shuffles her feet like a retard. I let them rip at my desk so she has to walk through that nasty smell. Sometimes I think I have ruined my chair from the farts.
post 1649451733 10-22-2021, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By miscHodor⏩
Is there anything more pleasurable than knowing you have some sulfur like gas and randomly letting it go walking around a store? I love the look of utter disgust when someone walks into my cloud of rankness and it overtakes them.
Das it mane.

One time I was in a grocery store and I'd been eating chilli and was farting all over the place. Let off a rotten one that I'd been holding in for what seemed like forever in one isle and went to the next isle. This old bag and her hubby go down the isle where m my rotten gas cloud awaits. I'm waiting and listening in the isle over at about the same place where the gasser was left. As soon as they get there I get confirmation that it hit her in the nostrils and can hear her commenting to her hubby that the isle stinks like chit.
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post 1649452153 10-22-2021, 06:21 PM
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