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Its official, I can swing faster than the average pga pro
11-09-2021, 04:43 PM
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Its official, I can swing faster than the average pga pro

for all you numbnuts who think I just hit dibble dobbles. The radar is in M/s, which converts to 116 mph (average on tour is 115). The yardage is the projected carry (no roll)
(only just got the swing radar never had one before, highly recommend if youre decently serious),
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11-09-2021, 04:50 PM
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Sam, With all due respect, You post videos on the range of your chicken wing swing, Hitting blocks to the right, Repetitvely.
You then upload a video of you swinging nuts out after the 34th take, 1 MPH over tour average.
You post these with the assumption it's open to criticism, The brass tax is your swing is 4th string D league.
You then upload a video of you swinging nuts out after the 34th take, 1 MPH over tour average.
You post these with the assumption it's open to criticism, The brass tax is your swing is 4th string D league.
11-09-2021, 04:51 PM
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No idea what those numbers mean but a simple eye test tells me you swing like a geriatric.
11-09-2021, 04:53 PM
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I'm sure the champions tour would love to have you.
11-09-2021, 05:02 PM
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OP aint Bryson Dechambeu
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11-09-2021, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
with due respect, if you'd like to turn your monitor definition up or get a better mobile than an iphone 3, you'll see they were in fact all drawsSam, With all due respect, You post videos on the range of your chicken wing swing, Hitting blocks to the right, Repetitvely.
You then upload a video of you swinging nuts out after the 34th take, 1 MPH over tour average.
You post these with the assumption it's open to criticism, The brass tax is your swing is 4th string D league.
You then upload a video of you swinging nuts out after the 34th take, 1 MPH over tour average.
You post these with the assumption it's open to criticism, The brass tax is your swing is 4th string D league.
since no one you know can do that, I'd say its rather better than 4th string d league
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11-09-2021, 05:06 PM
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What clubs are you gaming?
11-09-2021, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Mirin Jed Clampett hatwith due respect, if you'd like to turn your monitor definition up or get a better mobile than an iphone 3, you'll see they were in fact all draws
since no one you know can do that, I'd say its rather better than 4th string d league
since no one you know can do that, I'd say its rather better than 4th string d league
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11-09-2021, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I think you’re a fgt but I’ve got to give respect where it’s due. You look pretty decent at golf.with due respect, if you'd like to turn your monitor definition up or get a better mobile than an iphone 3, you'll see they were in fact all draws
since no one you know can do that, I'd say its rather better than 4th string d league
since no one you know can do that, I'd say its rather better than 4th string d league
11-09-2021, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
taylormade tpz irons 20 years oldWhat clubs are you gaming?
callaway x hot driver xs 10.5 and 3 wood at least ten years old
titleist vokey 56
fazer 52 (at least 25 years old this has to go..)
putter cant remember nothing special
ball bridgestone
total value of clubs.. £50?
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
i explained the numbers cant you readNo idea what those numbers mean but a simple eye test tells me you swing like a geriatric.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
116mphwith due respect, if you'd like to turn your monitor definition up or get a better mobile than an iphone 3, you'll see they were in fact all draws
since no one you know can do that, I'd say its rather better than 4th string d league
since no one you know can do that, I'd say its rather better than 4th string d league
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Being able to swing faster than the pga average does not equate to much if you can't hit the ball at that speed straight.
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11-09-2021, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By the700level⏩
not a driver is it silly bollocks116mph
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
you dont have to be arrow straight at that speed. I recommend reading the strokes gained (SG) research, if you want to shoot lower scores.Being able to swing faster than the pga average does not equate to much if you can't hit the ball at that speed straight.
The biggest correlation to handicap is swing speed, followed by putting. SG basically says you are better having 140 from the rough than 180 from the fairway. Always hit driver unless there is a phenomenally good reason not to, always get as close to the green as possible on your second shot (no laying up)
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11-09-2021, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
At 145 lbs, Justin Thomas has a swing speed of 116 mph and averages 311 yards a drive. You're obviously nowhere near that. Thus, I gotta go with the eye test and say you swing like Justin Thomas's grandpa.i explained the numbers cant you read
11-09-2021, 06:20 PM
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I'm pretty sure it's the elite pros that win the tournies. What's your point?
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
tour plays firm fairways lots of roll. My radar says I do swing it like Justin, which trumps your uninformed opinionAt 145 lbs, Justin Thomas has a swing speed of 116 mph and averages 311 yards a drive. You're obviously nowhere near that. Thus, I gotta go with the eye test and say you swing like Justin Thomas's grandpa.
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11-09-2021, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
you'll find below average swing speed pro's win tournaments as well. Morikawa is one of the youngest ever to get two majors, for exampleI'm pretty sure it's the elite pros that win the tournies. What's your point?
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
you'll find below average swing speed pro's win tournaments as well. Morikawa is one of the youngest ever to get two majors, for example

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Yeah I'm sure Justin's carry is only 200 yards with 100 yard rolls because he only drives on the slickest fairways that are all downhill with 20+ mph tailwind.tour plays firm fairways lots of roll. My radar says I do swing it like Justin, which trumps your uninformed opinion
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Is there a seniors long drive championship?
With that swing you must be a good chance.
With that swing you must be a good chance.
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that was an interesting twist op I thought you were making it official that other men were fukcing your wife
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Killing it out there bro. Good for you
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Do golf clubs not wear out? 20 year old irons? Fuark.taylormade tpz irons 20 years old
callaway x hot driver xs 10.5 and 3 wood at least ten years old
titleist vokey 56
fazer 52 (at least 25 years old this has to go..)
putter cant remember nothing special
ball bridgestone
total value of clubs.. £50?
callaway x hot driver xs 10.5 and 3 wood at least ten years old
titleist vokey 56
fazer 52 (at least 25 years old this has to go..)
putter cant remember nothing special
ball bridgestone
total value of clubs.. £50?
I figured you'd have the latest and greatest and be fitted for your clubs.
11-09-2021, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Upgrade the driver, you won't regret ittaylormade tpz irons 20 years old
callaway x hot driver xs 10.5 and 3 wood at least ten years old
titleist vokey 56
fazer 52 (at least 25 years old this has to go..)
putter cant remember nothing special
ball bridgestone
total value of clubs.. £50?
callaway x hot driver xs 10.5 and 3 wood at least ten years old
titleist vokey 56
fazer 52 (at least 25 years old this has to go..)
putter cant remember nothing special
ball bridgestone
total value of clubs.. £50?
I was gaming my 15 yr old taylormade driver for well the last 15 years, got a ping g410 lst last year and I have no more miss hits
It's insane. My distance has always been long (300-370 yrds) but had trouble keeping it straight with the old club
With the new driver I don't hit the good ones farther (they go the same) but the bad ones go soooo much farther and so much straighter... like i said it's almost like I can't miss hit it anymore
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