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» you pull your rod out all the way, and forcefully plunge it back in
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post 1650546963 11-10-2021, 07:00 AM
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you pull your rod out all the way, and forcefully plunge it back in

she lets out a soft, sputtering queef




a stale, grayish green creampie dribbles out of her snatch onto your ikea futon


“Lol, sorry I hung out with my ex boyfriend this morning”


“Haha, all good” is all your wounded ego can muster.



we haven’t talked about being exclusive…. I don’t “own” her.


You still taking her to the new Thai place that just opened downtown brahs?



(ded fkn Srs)
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~2.5 inch dink crew~
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~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1650547033 11-10-2021, 07:02 AM
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this is the most beta thing i've ever read
post 1650547083 11-10-2021, 07:03 AM
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Groce, at least my past flings were polite enough to run a garden hose up there
post 1650547173 11-10-2021, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By All-Star11
this is the most beta thing i've ever read
sounds like you’re not man enough to handle modern women king (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1650547663 11-10-2021, 07:14 AM
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gay pride RLA > beta RLA
post 1650547873 11-10-2021, 07:19 AM
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Why is it green?
Ack...Ack
post 1650547903 11-10-2021, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By EarlA
Why is it green?
it’s a little stale brother (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1650548043 11-10-2021, 07:24 AM
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Awful
See BrianDaMans sig.

Rep SoapKing on sight crew.
Semi tradie crew
lol@tradies crew
Certified HTC
post 1650548163 11-10-2021, 07:28 AM
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Hapas hate him
Yellow Fever Crew
post 1650548433 11-10-2021, 07:33 AM
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Green? Imagine the smell
post 1650550813 11-10-2021, 08:13 AM
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I was going to make a thread wondering whether you;re still here since I hadn't seen you

dedfknsrs
post 1650551013 11-10-2021, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Cite
Green? Imagine the smell
▪█─────█▪ Equipment Crew #53 ▪█─────█▪
^^^^^^^ 6' 6" and Over Crew ^^^^^^^
------------- No Vax Crew ----------------
post 1650551033 11-10-2021, 08:16 AM
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And then OP eats her out
post 1650551163 11-10-2021, 08:18 AM
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Spoiler!


Ded fkn srs
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
post 1650551173 11-10-2021, 08:18 AM
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well there goes breakfast
post 1650551423 11-10-2021, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool
well there goes breakfast
Yup.

Right down her leg...slurp slurp!
See BrianDaMans sig.

Rep SoapKing on sight crew.
Semi tradie crew
lol@tradies crew
Certified HTC
post 1650551483 11-10-2021, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool
well there goes breakfast
OP said "well das breakfast" and proceeds to suck it all out for free protons
post 1650564253 11-10-2021, 11:40 AM
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uhhhh







dedfknsrs?
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1650564393 11-10-2021, 11:43 AM
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lmfao
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1650564443 11-10-2021, 11:44 AM
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I take her...you wanna know why???



















She's the best man.


























Cheers.
post 1650564683 11-10-2021, 11:48 AM
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absolutely not
post 1650571743 11-10-2021, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
she lets out a soft, sputtering queef




a stale, grayish green creampie dribbles out of her snatch onto your ikea futon


“Lol, sorry I hung out with my ex boyfriend this morning”


“Haha, all good” is all your wounded ego can muster.



we haven’t talked about being exclusive…. I don’t “own” her.


You still taking her to the new Thai place that just opened downtown brahs?



(ded fkn Srs)
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post 1650572623 11-10-2021, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
This sounds like a joke/fake news but my ex literally cheated on me and did this.

At least I was the BF in the morning who went first.

She was a virgin when I met her.

She was from a good family and not a trashy airheaded thot (STEM student).

So much for "just find a good girl bro". This experience is what finally convinced me that they're ALL whores. I found the best possible girl and I'm tall/handsome, gymmaxxed, careermaxxed and it still didn't work. It's over.
Lol there are always signs this is coming. What a dumb blackpill post.
post 1650572953 11-10-2021, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8
Lol there are always signs this is coming. What a dumb blackpill post.
I'm pretty sure 99% of dudes who think that have scored by settling down with a virgin, end up eating some other dudes dick juice out of their pussys. Better to have someone with a little experience who knows what they want, then someone who 10 years into to marriage feels they missed out.
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post 1650584643 11-10-2021, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976
I'm pretty sure 99% of dudes who think that have scored by settling down with a virgin, end up eating some other dudes dick juice out of their pussys. Better to have someone with a little experience who knows what they want, then someone who 10 years into to marriage feels they missed out.
Gagged just reading that, imagine the audacity of someone to do that though, psychotic behaviour is ingrained in the female mind.
post 1650584803 11-10-2021, 05:22 PM
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We miss you in the miscord boyo. Also, made me cringe reading this
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