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post 1650674153 11-12-2021, 07:20 AM
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anyone else’s house / apt messy af unless they’re expecting company?

sup brahs



I have a bad habit of keeping my place looking like a **** hole sometimes.



my gf / friends / brother will come over every weekend, so it always looks good on the weekends. But during the week if I’m just working and not expecting anyone, my place looks like **** (ded fkn Srs)








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post 1650674233 11-12-2021, 07:21 AM
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post 1650674283 11-12-2021, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
No my house is always immaculate srs
I would expect nothing less from an immaculate hbb (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1650674303 11-12-2021, 07:23 AM
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post 1650674433 11-12-2021, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Wait if you only see your gf on the weekend who is she banging during the week??
We play tennis together every morning, and we usually get dinner 2x during the weeknights.

Otherwise I like to do my own thing / keep my space a bit before we get engaged in ~9 months (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1650674443 11-12-2021, 07:26 AM
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Found Catbruh's alt.


No I like keeping my apt clean. Plus since moving across the country last month I still don't have much anyway lulz.
post 1650674563 11-12-2021, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By EDcellent⏩
Found Catbruh's alt.


No I like keeping my apt clean. Plus since moving across the country last month I still don't have much anyway lulz.
good for you for getting out of CT (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1650674833 11-12-2021, 07:31 AM
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post 1650674883 11-12-2021, 07:32 AM
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I used to be like this but after WFH i’ve been keeping my place tidy

Still debating on getting a maid though for just cleaning bath tubs n chit…i fukn hate cleaning
post 1650674973 11-12-2021, 07:33 AM
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sometimes i get like that, but i vacuum every other day. Which I think is prob too much for a condo, but I cant stand to be like Catbrah
post 1650674983 11-12-2021, 07:33 AM
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Looks like it would take around 30 minutes to tidy lol. Its not a chit hole, its just untidy.
post 1650675073 11-12-2021, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
CT sounds amazing to me. If I lived in one of those upscale leafy suburbs I’d never leave.
I live in the upscale burbs (fairfield county) but I’ve lived here for 34 years and am interested in living elsewhere for a little while


these are pics from walking the dog this morning (ded fkn Srs)




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post 1650675083 11-12-2021, 07:35 AM
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Ngl the eggs in the sink is bothering me though
post 1650675173 11-12-2021, 07:37 AM
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as long as your gf is just as messy it won't be a problem

but if not, i have some bad news...
post 1650675263 11-12-2021, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
I used to be like this but after WFH i’ve been keeping my place tidy

Still debating on getting a maid though for just cleaning bath tubs n chit…i fukn hate cleaning
dude i have a cleaning lady come every other week -- it's the GOAT (ded fkn Srs) i spot clean every week, but i leave all the heavy duty bathroom cleaning for her lol
Originally Posted By nielk⏩
sometimes i get like that, but i vacuum every other day. Which I think is prob too much for a condo, but I cant stand to be like Catbrah
wassup bro!


i vacuum every other day because my dog sheds like a motherfukker (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Looks like it would take around 30 minutes to tidy lol. Its not a chit hole, its just untidy.
yea, it's only 30-40 min of work, but i always put it off. like yesterday at around 4, i felt like i should clean, but instead i watched 3 episodes of the sopranos and then got dinner with my brother (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1650675273 11-12-2021, 07:39 AM
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No man I'm a legit neat freak

I have to hang all my clothes by order of item, all facing the same way on the hangars, I can never leave dishes in sink for longer than 5 minutes, I sweep every morning, mop the floors on Mondays, Wednesdays and Sundays, wash my washroom every night, if I see a smear on a mirror I'll immediately use windex, items have to be in perfect squares, for example a book on the coffee table can't be crooked.... I think I have issues

My place looks like this 24/7



post 1650675413 11-12-2021, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
No man I'm a legit neat freak

I have to hang all my clothes by order of item, all facing the same way on the hangars, I can never leave dishes in sink for longer than 5 minutes, I sweep every morning, mop the floors on Mondays, Wednesdays and Sundays, wash my washroom every night, if I see a smear on a mirror I'll immediately use windex, items have to be in perfect squares, for example a book on the coffee table can't be crooked.... I think I have issues

My place looks like this 24/7
Yo man!


i deleted that thread yesterday w/ the GF because i remembered some *** doxxed me over the summer -- but wanted to say thanks and whats up -- looks like you're living well brah



also sounds like you're on that american psycho flow with the apartment lol, not a bad thing (ded fkn Srs)



i always feel better when my apt is clean
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post 1650675543 11-12-2021, 07:45 AM
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no i'm a neat freak. and i have some Latinas come by once a month to scrub the place down. i need order not chaos.
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Yo man!


i deleted that thread yesterday w/ the GF because i remembered some *** doxxed me over the summer -- but wanted to say thanks and whats up -- looks like you're living well brah



also sounds like you're on that american psycho flow with the apartment lol, not a bad thing (ded fkn Srs)



i always feel better when my apt is clean
Fuking doxxers man!

Things are well brah, just studying for the CFA 2 exam, head down until February, off the bottle (sorta)
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Sink/dishes and bathroom can get pretty untidy sometimes (these are the rooms where the most rushing and time-constraint occurs, so it's like "I'll deal with cleaning _______ up later".)

The rest of the house stays clean/tidy all the time though.

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post 1650677373 11-12-2021, 08:15 AM
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Tell me a hot sloot is coming over and I’ll have my place spotless. Just don’t open my closet
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Yeah my place looks similar lol=

Spoiler!



I only tidy up enough so it doesnt look like those hoarder homes. I think most dudes living alone are like that. Even worse if multiple dudes are living in same place
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Messy home unless I'm having company crew
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At least there isn't cat/dog/human chit staining the floor...
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Honestly looks like a 15 minute job to tidy your place up. Do it before it becomes like a sloots room u pha99ot
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My house is pretty clean for the most part, but gets messy every day due to my toddler playing with her toys. Toys get picked up at night usually. I deep clean my downstairs, living room/kitchen/dining/bathroom, every Friday morning so it’s clean for when my teenagers ABA therapist comes to work with her in the afternoon.
Our house isn’t huge, so the clutter gets to me if it gets out of control.
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
We play tennis together every morning, and we usually get dinner 2x during the weeknights.

Otherwise I like to do my own thing / keep my space a bit before we get engaged in ~9 months (ded fkn Srs)
That's great that you're still playing tennis!

Engaged? Wow! We all thought she was a unicorn. I guess you got lucky and found the unicorn!

My house is only clean when the cleaners come over. Unfortunately husband and daughter have their stuff everywhere. Even my nice home decor is littered with their stuff. Also working out 6x a week doing HITT and working full time has me too exhausted to clean. I wish I could get more energy without a lot of caffeine.
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
That's great that you're still playing tennis!

Engaged? Wow! We all thought she was a unicorn. I guess you got lucky and found the unicorn!

My house is only clean when the cleaners come over. Unfortunately husband and daughter have their stuff everywhere. Even my nice home decor is littered with their stuff. Also working out 6x a week doing HITT and working full time has me too exhausted to clean. I wish I could get more energy without a lot of caffeine.
Hey Dusty!! Hope life is good, miss u and the miscord gang (ded fkn Srs)


im sort of joking about the engagement part but so far she really has been awesome



still sticking with tennis, and actually joined a couple of USTA leagues -- playing in a tournament in NJ next month




i hear you on the being exhausted part. when im done with work, gym, etc., the last thing i want to do is tidy up. i just wanna plop on the couch and watch the sopranos or something (ded fkn Srs)
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