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post 1650681343 11-12-2021, 09:17 AM
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Dating Profile Headlines That Get You Messages

Which dating profile headlines get you the most messages & responses from Women? Who is getting the birds in their inboxes?
post 1650681413 11-12-2021, 09:18 AM
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I eat ass
post 1650681483 11-12-2021, 09:19 AM
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It's longer than you think

-5'4" - 5'7" only
-No complainers
-Must pay for your share on first date
-No fatties
-Must workout
-No libtards
-No tattoos
-Must be hot
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

- Julius Caesar
post 1650681973 11-12-2021, 09:28 AM
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will pay $300/hr
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1650682003 11-12-2021, 09:29 AM
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-Adept at plungering
-Girthy chocolate anaconda enthusiast
-Willing to drive to pick you up from chipotle if you went HAM on burrito bowls and feel you won’t make it home without chitting pants

I mean that will get you dates the downside is they will be hambeast slampigs that will clog your toilet with gag-inducing colon creatures and you will spend the better parts of your days with your shirt pulled up over your nose
post 1650682053 11-12-2021, 09:30 AM
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Do you like daggers?
post 1650682063 11-12-2021, 09:30 AM
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purebloods only
***NEUTRAL CREW*** ™
post 1650682993 11-12-2021, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
6'2
6'1" - those are two measurements
Posts are for fun, not to be taken seriously or as truth.

Angie Varona Appreciation Club Founder
post 1650683783 11-12-2021, 09:54 AM
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i basically put a funny version of 'I'm a virgin' and got a surprisingly high number of matches srs.

then after I put 'Nice guys finish last, guess where I finish' which was ok but I think I got less matches cos of it but the matches I did get where slooty and seemed responsive.

Then 'Nothing serious....just a cute wifey or something...' which got me the most matches.
fictional account.
closer to the lung.
post 1650683853 11-12-2021, 09:54 AM
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Credit card limit - $100k.
post 1650684103 11-12-2021, 09:59 AM
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chad's face
post 1650684163 11-12-2021, 10:00 AM
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I put my occupation as customer satisfaction at fyre festival

Worked wonders srs
post 1650685393 11-12-2021, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Slaydom⏩
chad's face
Are you still getting birds off Tinder?
post 1650685523 11-12-2021, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
will pay $300/hr
That will get you instantly banned.
post 1650685563 11-12-2021, 10:22 AM
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Message me if you can fold a fitted sheet correctly.
post 1650685823 11-12-2021, 10:27 AM
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Am pilot, so when I had 🔥 I put…


🛫 Let’s get high a different way.



Was too easy.
post 1650686223 11-12-2021, 10:32 AM
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my tinder bio used to be "just an ordinary man with extraordinary cuddling skills"


worked 60% of the time, everytime. sloots would just ask to see my cuddling skills and it would be instant GG.
post 1650686483 11-12-2021, 10:36 AM
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i'm just a humble motherfuker with a big ass dick
lmao I was like lmao


★Texas Crew★
*Misc Med Crew*
post 1650686873 11-12-2021, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
my tinder bio used to be "just an ordinary man with extraordinary cuddling skills"


worked 60% of the time, everytime. sloots would just ask to see my cuddling skills and it would be instant GG.
Could see this one working. Legit.
post 1650687133 11-12-2021, 10:46 AM
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swipe right for a free 7 day trial
pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
post 1650687743 11-12-2021, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
swipe right for a free 7 day trial
That is a dope one!
post 1650688673 11-12-2021, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I put my occupation as customer satisfaction at fyre festival

Worked wonders srs
This, never put a real job. No matter how impressive it is, it will never be as good as not trying to impress. Plus it gives them something to comment on if it's interesting enough.
post 1650690303 11-12-2021, 11:33 AM
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Reps for Premium Headlines to attract messages from WOMEN!
post 1650710453 11-12-2021, 05:15 PM
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If you have decent pictures it's crazy how much a nice Headliner starts getting you attention
post 1650762203 11-13-2021, 04:08 PM
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