If you could buy a Girlfriend/Wife just like ordering something off Amazon wood you?

Of course not. No chance you could buy someone with a personality that matches yours and is guaranteed to make them LTR material.

Yes I would customize it so it’s anorexic, has perfectly round fake tits, and a blast to chill with!

How much per month?

You should get breast implants.

Chads love breast implants though. Look at the girlfriends/wives of NFL QBs, PGA stars, etc.

Irrelevant when she is legally your property.

Are you talking about real dolls like in your OP, or actual living women like a mail order bride from Eastern Europe or Asia?

I'd buy three. One for cooking, one for cleaning, and one for reracking the weights in my garage gym.
We'd play Timesplitters on the GameCube together every night.

Whichever you wanna buy, would you/which one?

cute. Let me tell you how that would end. One of these three would learn the art of complete submission. She will allow the other two to dominate her so that they would begin to trust her. She would befriend them. Then, slowly but surely, she would listen to them as they talked about the pain you put them through. They would begin to love and respect themselves as the beta female shows them that they are worth something. The beta female knows she can't kill you on her own after a few attempts.
No matter how tuff you think you are - that hyper submissive female would have your ass packing. She hates you.
I grew up in a polygamous situation. There's nothing more demeaning. I know you meant it as a joke, but folks do this in real life. For some, the hope of polygamy is the only reason they procreate (and they rape their sons as well.) Humans are pretty awful.

OP - For me, sex is more or less terrifying and painful. I hate getting knocked out - that's pretty standard for blow jobs. I hate dealing with people after, having them look at me with rage if I smell due to the jizz with no condom. There's really no way to get the stink out, and it's basically a national pasttime to ridicule the hell out of women who have gone raw for whatever reason, be it a respectable attempt at pregnancy or that the man practiced stealthing. Given how awful the sum total of the experience is, I guess that's why I havent been with a man in ten years. Orgasm can be powerful, but it's got nothing to do with love. I wish it did. There's nothing quite like dick, but the overall horror to pleasure ratio is 1,000:1 easily. I can remember my entire class disgusted with me for smelling bad. My shame knew no bounds, even though I was in the right. No one gave a damn to find out the truth. Why bother when ridicule is so much more fun. Being the object of loathing is just not worth it. None of the men who fukked me ever really cared about me. I've amused myself thinking that they did, but in the end the only one to provide any real world help to me was me. So paying for sex feels like paying someone to rob me.

Is this a pantiespending alt?

Are college athletes that poor that they would accept a deal like that, in the US?

No would just hire a pornstar or high end escort to phuck. Why would I buy something that is going to nag

There’s a miscer on here with one of those dolls. He’s even posted pics of him and the doll lying down together. I can’t think of his name.

You don't even have to take on dates or buy expensive gifts.

Hell no. I’d much rather build myself a high end gaming pc and play halo infinite on the best monitor and settings possible. I’d buy a couple of more Xbox series consoles too. And the elite controller.

No. Pussy is a depreciating asset. Just rent them, don't own one.

Rather than sexy time with a gf or wife anytime you want?

Only if I could buy the matching boyfriend off Amazon so I can sit in my cuck chair and watch them have sex