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post 1651284863 11-22-2021, 08:24 AM
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Being a girl must suck so much cawk, no pun intended.

They spend so much money on chit like expensive haircuts and hair dyes, make up, skin care, nails, cosmetics, plastic surgery, lotions, bras, starbucks, car repairs (since they never change their oil), cat food for their many feline companions, prescription drugs, birth control and anti depressants, dresses for one single occasion, etc. All around emotional shoppers too.

Just lol at women. What an expensive endeavor. No wonder they need simps and betas to pay for their stuff.

Being a man is GOAT. Make more money and have less expenses, less lifestyle maintenance., etc.. Unless you're married to one of these money pits.
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post 1651286403 11-22-2021, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Periods
This and pregnancy

F that
post 1651286473 11-22-2021, 08:56 AM
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post 1651286673 11-22-2021, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
How does someone like this get through life? srs

She has a butterfly tattooed on her throat for fukks sakes
post 1651286773 11-22-2021, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
they are very emotionally unstable, however that is also cute

like when you do some slick stuff, i love their ":O" expression

also they are easy to sell to (go figure)



HOWEVER most men are very emotional nowadays too so JFL what's the benefit for (most men) of being a man when u a lil biatch anyways
yeah dudes are super emotional these days for a variety of reasons and it's not good. But even then, they shouldn't have the same spending habits as women...but then again, nothing surprises me anymore. lol
post 1651286883 11-22-2021, 09:04 AM
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post 1651286903 11-22-2021, 09:04 AM
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very pragmatic though. the antidepressants i think may be useful
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post 1651287583 11-22-2021, 09:19 AM
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post 1651287753 11-22-2021, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
How does someone like this get through life? srs

She has a butterfly tattooed on her throat for fukks sakes
looks like a moth

maybe an ode to Silence of the Lambs

doubt its that deep tho
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Cons: Periods, pregnancy, clothing sizes fitting differently at every store you go to.

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post 1651288583 11-22-2021, 09:37 AM
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post 1651288723 11-22-2021, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
It’s all worth it though because we get to suck Chad D.

But you can do that too op.
What did I tell you about posting in my threads, ****get?

post 1651289063 11-22-2021, 09:44 AM
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Well I do have to say, I do envy the fact men can have gray hair and be called distinguished. Men don’t have to shave (legs and armpits), you can literally pee standing up anywhere. You can roll out of bed into clothes that don’t even match and look put together. Not to mention you don’t get monthly hormonal fluctuations and periods. You also don’t have to squeeze a baby out your who-ha or be cut in half for a c-section. I’d say you have the upper hand in many aspects lol.
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Just lol


All a girl has to do to be considered top tier and be able to marry any man she wants (barring extreme exceptions/deformed people) is

1) not be fat
2)don't be a hoe


In 2021 women have life on easy mode, they just choose to f*** it all up because putting the fork down or not banging an entire basketball team is just too much of a burden to carry on their weak little shoulders
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
Well I do have to say, I do envy the fact men can have gray hair and be called distinguished. Men don’t have to shave (legs and armpits), you can literally pee standing up anywhere. You can roll out of bed into clothes that don’t even match and look put together. Not to mention you don’t get monthly hormonal fluctuations and periods. You also don’t have to squeeze a baby out your who-ha or be cut in half for a c-section. I’d say you have the upper hand in many aspects lol.
Yep but besides physiological benefits women have it easier in term of life and societal benefits imo

Wearing make-up to hide unaesthetic features
Workout moderately and eat decently to looking good, use looks to profit
Don’t need the pressure or deal with rejection on finding a partner since guys have to chase
Leniency in courts and the law
Completely fine being a stay at home wife, don’t need to be the breadwinner
Completely fine showing emotions, no stigma attached to it or be used against you
Theres more but those are just the few that come to mind
post 1651291133 11-22-2021, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
How does someone like this get through life? srs

She has a butterfly tattooed on her throat for fukks sakes
Well at her age she’s able to frequent bars, clubs, concerts, etc. to find guys to leech off. Her path will likely go something like this:

Bouncing around cawk to cawk, living with their degenerate junkie boyfriends until they get sick of each other and he ends up in jail for beating her. The less attractive/lucky ones become hookers. Guarantee she’ll have 3-5 trashy kids she fails miserably at raising.

Later in life someone like her would be sitting around a section 8 apartment, on SSI waiting for her disability check, probably blowing up to 400lbs, getting medicab rides to doctor’s appointments, waiting to die.

Ded fkin srs.
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imagine not even being able to go out after dark unless in a very well lit, populated area of town
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how to be a desired woman

- don't be fat
- don't sleep with the D1 men's basketball team
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Life only sucks for women nowadays because they are expected to do a man's job and act like men. If women were to be treated like women by everybody again and go back to a woman's role they'd be happy.
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
how to be a desired woman

- don't be fat
- don't sleep with the D1 men's basketball team
is the football team okay? asking fer a fren.
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
You pay for sex.
yea but at least he is getting sex.
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That is all true but they can also go to a bar any night of the week flat broke and come home drunk with a belly full of food.

Never have to change a tire, take out the trash, clean the garage, climb on the roof, unclog the toilet, lift anything over 20lbs.

Can act a complete fool in public and passesby will give you a pass. can hit people if you want without any repercussions at all as long as you cry afterwards.

Have an entire legal system on your side that men dont get access to.

Can be as fat and ugly as can be yet still have simps saying how hot you look and buying you stuff.
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
yea but at least he is getting sex.
You're paying for it one way or another.

I'd happily pay a premium to not have to put up with endless texting, drama and mindless conversations. There's an opportunity cost involved.
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
That is all true but they can also go to a bar any night of the week flat broke and come home drunk with a belly full of food.

Never have to change a tire, take out the trash, clean the garage, climb on the roof, unclog the toilet, lift anything over 20lbs.

Can act a complete fool in public and passesby will give you a pass. can hit people if you want without any repercussions at all as long as you cry afterwards.

Have an entire legal system on your side that men dont get access to.

Can be as fat and ugly as can be yet still have simps saying how hot you look and buying you stuff.
Deep down, they know they are inferior. That's why they behave the way they do. It's all cope and a way to drown out their short comings.

If they just owned who they were and stayed in the kitchen, off the roads and off the cawk carousel then things might be less psychiatric for them.
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
They spend so much money on chit like expensive haircuts and hair dyes, make up, skin care, nails, cosmetics, plastic surgery, lotions, bras, starbucks, car repairs (since they never change their oil), cat food for their many feline companions, prescription drugs, birth control and anti depressants, dresses for one single occasion, etc. All around emotional shoppers too.

Just lol at women. What an expensive endeavor. No wonder they need simps and betas to pay for their stuff.

Being a man is GOAT. Make more money and have less expenses, less lifestyle maintenance., etc.. Unless you're married to one of these money pits.
I just bought 14 pairs of shoes in one order. You mad? teeheehee.
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
It’s all worth it though because we get to suck Chad D.

But you can do that too op.
I hate sucking dick. I'd die a happy woman if I never had to go through that hell again. I don't get why pro wrestlers are so "tough" when they get knocked out in a headlock but I'm a "sucker" when some sadist knocks me out. The Buddha said that dogs and dildos are the path to inner peace.
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I just bought 14 pairs of shoes in one order. You mad? teeheehee.

I hate sucking dick. I'd die a happy woman if I never had to go through that hell again. I don't get why pro wrestlers are so "tough" when they get knocked out in a headlock but I'm a "sucker" when some sadist knocks me out. The Buddha said that dogs and dildos are the path to inner peace.
The prosecution rests.
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
They spend so much money on chit like expensive haircuts and hair dyes, make up, skin care, nails, cosmetics, plastic surgery, lotions, bras, starbucks, car repairs (since they never change their oil), cat food for their many feline companions, prescription drugs, birth control and anti depressants, dresses for one single occasion, etc. All around emotional shoppers too.

Just lol at women. What an expensive endeavor. No wonder they need simps and betas to pay for their stuff.

Being a man is GOAT. Make more money and have less expenses, less lifestyle maintenance., etc.. Unless you're married to one of these money pits.
Got naturally blonde hair so cut it like 3 times a year. No nail/hair/lash extensions because I prefer to save money than to waste it. Get pills for free and take them back to back. No period= win. Have thyroid condition which guarantees free prescriptions my whole life= win.
No pets, no plastic surgery. No car needed where I live. No starbucks because I am a tea person. No dresses for one occasion because dad raised me as minimalist and I have been taught the difference between wanting stuff and needing stuff.

Life isn’t that expensive after all. Even make up doesn’t go as quickly atm as my workplaces require masks.

However things that do suck:
- scared to walk in the dark
- not being taken seriously
- pregnancy and childbirth stuff should I wish to become a parent one day
- smear tests
- expected to act and be a certain way
- expected to be into men when women are so much sexier
- higher risks to health from seggs/pills/pregnancy/childbirth
- media is targeting you with lots of stupid ****e. Useless products, procedures and what not
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