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post 1651335403 11-23-2021, 01:46 AM
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Just A-Mogged a Manlet AMA

Cliffs of cliffs:
- Spoke loudly to a manlet who was trying to flex on me and he backed down
- When will they learn?

Cliffs:
- Had to go to the local immigration office to submit some documentation to the Ministry of Internal Affairs
- It's always a hellish nightmare
- Wait in line at least an hour every time (waiting in line is like the national sport of this phucking country lmao)
- We're approaching the thirty minute mark and I'm next
- Sloot tries to skip the line by saying she's just submitting some documentation really quickly and she's got to get back to work
- Calmly and politely explain that we all have to get back to work and in fact, quickly submitting documentation is exactly what I'm doing too and so she can go ahead and get the phuck in line
- Manlet husband from like 5ft behind me loudly says something that roughly translates to "We're gonna skip the line and then go, you hear me?" (using the familiar form-- aka rudely)
- Turn around and say even louder but extremely condescendingly "No I didn't hear you, please repeat yourself." (using the formal form-- aka giga-rudely)
- Room with like 50 people in it goes deadly silent and the manlet summons his sloot (frothing at the loins for my seed no doubt) back to his side and they get in the back of the line
- Caught him seething and staring at me three times before I finally got to the window (gave him a big chit-eating grin every time), handled my business, and left

NGL I usually try to avoid confrontation because Russians will usually throw down over almost anything (which I actually like about Russia) and there are lots of cops in the building because it's full of dirty migrants like myself but I have been on NoFap for a while and the semen retention has stirred something inside of me I guess. You really have to assert yourself in lines here too because people will just blatantly try to skip the line and then act like you're being an azhole for calling them out on it.

Phuckin Russia blyat lmao.
post 1651335683 11-23-2021, 02:05 AM
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Lols were had. Wood read again
Damn
post 1651336053 11-23-2021, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels
Lols were had. Wood read again
This

But also

this

post 1651336133 11-23-2021, 02:40 AM
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Why do you live in RUS?
post 1651336183 11-23-2021, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech
Why do you live in RUS?
Daily adventures. Minimal soy. Hot sloots. More in line with my social views. For the lulz.

Been here six years at this point and I've got the equivalent of a green card. Went through the trouble of learning Russian. Honestly can't imagine leaving at this point.
Originally Posted By capowt
I'm basically a manlet+ myself, 5'10. Never even began.
post 1651336643 11-23-2021, 03:12 AM
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You sure wanked all over him
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post 1651336683 11-23-2021, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
Daily adventures. Minimal soy. Hot sloots. More in line with my social views. For the lulz.

Been here six years at this point and I've got the equivalent of a green card. Went through the trouble of learning Russian. Honestly can't imagine leaving at this point.

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Nice one brah
post 1651336773 11-23-2021, 03:21 AM
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i remember when i was a kid , my elder brother took me to a place to eat , a guy sat down with his gf and after a bit said do you mind if i smoke, my brother politely yes i do

so this cnt clearly expecting a yes nd trying to impress the sloot said ....well i am going to anyway and pulled out a cigarette , my brother calmly leaned forward and said very politely if you light that
i am going to punch your fckn face in and smiled. The sloot muttered something the guy dropped eye contact and they both got up and quietly left.................always makes me laugh thinking about it was 45 years ago!
post 1651336873 11-23-2021, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth
i remember when i was a kid , my elder brother took me to a place to eat , a guy sat down with his gf and after a bit said do you mind if i smoke, my brother politely yes i do

so this cnt clearly expecting a yes nd trying to impress the sloot said ....well i am going to anyway and pulled out a cigarette , my brother calmly leaned forward and said very politely if you light that
i am going to punch your fckn face in and smiled. The sloot muttered something the guy dropped eye contact and they both got up and quietly left.................always makes me laugh thinking about it was 45 years ago!
Love being rude to rude people srs. Feels righteous as phuck.

Wood rep alpha brother IRL.
Originally Posted By Anachron
LOL at replying in formal form.
He certainly wasn't expecting such articulate Russian from a dirty pindos.
post 1651336903 11-23-2021, 03:32 AM
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give him one of these.
post 1651337203 11-23-2021, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
jesus you mogged that peasant so hard, even my serotoninlevels spiked


wish i had done the mogging

godspeed boyo, what a life affirming experience, thank you for sharing srs
Tom the Dom steps in to put another manlet back in his place. You love to see it.
Originally Posted By nielk

give him one of these.
Fooking LOVE this movie.
post 1651337333 11-23-2021, 04:06 AM
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A manlet is 5’5

A womanlet is 5’1
post 1651337703 11-23-2021, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By ChaliHo
A manlet is 5’5

A womanlet is 5’1
That's optimistic boyo. This guy definitely still qualified though
post 1651352233 11-23-2021, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
a manlet is 5'9
a womanlet is 5'6

ded fkn srs
Appreciate that you included me in the non-manlet zone but I think it's pretty common knowledge that anything under 6ft is manlet status in 2021.
post 1651352903 11-23-2021, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
- Room with like 50 people in it goes deadly silent and the manlet summons his sloot(frothing at the loins for my seed no doubt)back to his side and they get in the back of the line
- Caught him seething and staring at me three times before I finally got to the window (gave him a big chit-eating grin every time), handled my business, and left
Lol'd
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