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post 1651947823 12-04-2021, 04:06 AM
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Would you bang this HTC no bra dancer sloot? (Vid)

Veni Vidi Vici MMXI
post 1651948033 12-04-2021, 04:19 AM
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Of course.
post 1651948063 12-04-2021, 04:22 AM
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post 1651948113 12-04-2021, 04:26 AM
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bang? she can use my mouth as a toilet bowl and my tongue as tp dead fkn srs
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1651948413 12-04-2021, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve
Wood-Plow Seed & Repeat Until Father Entire Baseball Team.
post 1651948783 12-04-2021, 05:22 AM
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Duh.
post 1651948813 12-04-2021, 05:24 AM
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How misogynistic
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1651948903 12-04-2021, 05:32 AM
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Imagine the bloat after her first baby.

IDK what's worse, too little ass or too much, but that's definitely too much.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.

Kryptonite Crew
post 1651948943 12-04-2021, 05:33 AM
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Those hips don’t lie

Looks like she’d be a great time
post 1651949403 12-04-2021, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11
Imagine the bloat after her first baby.

IDK what's worse, too little ass or too much, but that's definitely too much.
homosexual detected. This is peak HTC. Anything after this is too chunky.

Imagine taking a plunge in that crap factory nose first and revisit this statement of yours
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1651949633 12-04-2021, 06:02 AM
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With the force of 300 Spartans
* Smolov ATG Front and Back-Squat Survivor Crew
* 500 Deadlift, 405 ATG Squat, 335 Bench, 200 OH Press
* Muay Thai crew
* Dagestan crew
post 1651949653 12-04-2021, 06:02 AM
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post 1651950573 12-04-2021, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
homosexual detected. This is peak HTC. Anything after this is too chunky.

Imagine taking a plunge in that crap factory nose first and revisit this statement of yours
Woah bro. Taking it kinda far aren't you? If you wanted a date you could just ask like a gentleman. No homo.

I can imagine a lot of things and the first to come to mind is the industrial strength plunger I'd need to clear my porcelain throne of the copious mountains of muddy stench extruded from the hind end of interstellar space attached to that lady.

For the record I'd definitely hit it. At her place, and leave a gift wrapped gold plated plunger for her so she could plow through that river of dark matter the next morning.

She'll be none the wiser to the solid upper decker I left her for a good week or two.

And btw you still owe me reps back for the Dr. Seuss poems we exchanged in that weird tranny thread.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.

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post 1651951083 12-04-2021, 06:58 AM
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hnnnnggg
<HTC>
post 1651951123 12-04-2021, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11
Imagine the bloat after her first baby.

IDK what's worse, too little ass or too much, but that's definitely too much.
****got misc——>
I loe e.
post 1651951423 12-04-2021, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225
****got misc——>
****got miscer^

If you're looking for a boyfriend you're looking in the wrong direction, ****got
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.

Kryptonite Crew
post 1651951513 12-04-2021, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11
I have a baby dick.
We know.
I loe e.
post 1651951773 12-04-2021, 07:18 AM
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if born female


Absolutely
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1651951813 12-04-2021, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225
I love dicks.
No thanks, I like women.

You make me laugh and I'd have a beer with you but I'm not interested in you sexually so please tone it down.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.

Kryptonite Crew
post 1651952113 12-04-2021, 07:29 AM
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Shes built for fukn
post 1651952163 12-04-2021, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11
No thanks, I like women.

You make me laugh and I'd have a beer with you but I'm not interested in you sexually so please tone it down.
You a lesbian?
I loe e.
post 1651952703 12-04-2021, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11
Imagine the bloat after her first baby.

IDK what's worse, too little ass or too much, but that's definitely too much.
Why are you worried about the future? Just smash and enjoy her voluptuous body in the present bro.
post 1651958593 12-04-2021, 09:56 AM
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Is this even a question??? turn in your damn man card
post 1651960073 12-04-2021, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
bang? she can use my mouth as a toilet bowl and my tongue as tp dead fkn srs
Was typing this out exactly
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Pick 6 Crew
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post 1651960753 12-04-2021, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve
Id wife her up if she was loyal and motherly, thats my type of natural thick sexy latina.

Its nice to see a natty big booty chick
post 1651960803 12-04-2021, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007
Name Jimbo!

That woman is gorgeous.
post 1651960943 12-04-2021, 10:40 AM
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She could use some pestering
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1651960953 12-04-2021, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By ChaliHo
Name Jimbo!

That woman is gorgeous.
I think it is the woman this thread is about.
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Original Ruckus
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