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post 1652002673 12-05-2021, 05:11 AM
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Went out last night, ended up hooking up with co workers daughter (srs) (pics)

Went to a work Christmas do/party last night and they hired a private room, went with my brahs who I also work with but most of the people there were boomers in there 50's.

Anyway one of the women I work with brought her daughter along who I've never met and she ended up sitting next to me, thought she really hot but had no intentions of pursuing anything due to her mum being there, sat next to us aswell.

Didn't talk much at first but eventually broke the ice and she was very flirty, kept complimenting my smile and even smacked my ass. Pretty much talked all night and had lots of banter told me she's 30.

Eventually pulled her on to the dancefloor and ended up snogging/DFK for a couple of mins, eventually told me she had to go because she has 3 kids at home. I don't know if she's currently single but found out she got married 5 years ago after stalking her ********.

Her mum didn't seem to care or mind but I still found it awkward as fuk, she came up to me after and said 'I can tell you like my daughter' lol.

I know both her parents except her dad wasn't there, get on well with them but don't know if I've shot myself in the foot.

Been texting today but dunno if she'll meet me and smash tbh.





Pics of OPs outfit last night:









Pics of girl:







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post 1652002723 12-05-2021, 05:13 AM
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30, divorced, 3 kids....come on brah, you can do better than this.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1652002733 12-05-2021, 05:13 AM
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So you didn't hook up with her
post 1652002773 12-05-2021, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans
So you didn't hook up with her
this wtf? inb4 it's an orchestrated plan by mother and daughter to turn you into a cuck provider.

even then OP is ethnic, short, balding and not jacked kissing decent looking white chick for 30.

what's the excuse this time Misc?
fictional account.
closer to the lung.
post 1652002873 12-05-2021, 05:20 AM
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Nobody cares. Tell her to get tested.
post 1652002893 12-05-2021, 05:22 AM
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just lol
post 1652002943 12-05-2021, 05:25 AM
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Wow she’s really pretty, shame she got baggage.
post 1652002973 12-05-2021, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Been texting today but dunno if she'll meet me and smash tbh.
....And if you smash, she will tell her dad you raped her.
post 1652002983 12-05-2021, 05:27 AM
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op lookin like Kid from Kid n Play.


Edit: Give her the gristle.
I loe e.
post 1652002993 12-05-2021, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Eterniity
this wtf? inb4 it's an orchestrated plan by mother and daughter to turn you into a cuck provider.

even then OP is ethnic, short, balding and not jacked kissing decent looking white chick for 30.

what's the excuse this time Misc?
She's 30 with kids bro and probably single, she'll take anyone at this point. Good on you OP, show her that manlet power
post 1652003033 12-05-2021, 05:31 AM
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Is that your pimp hugging you?
post 1652003133 12-05-2021, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88
30, divorced, 3 kids....come on brah, you can do better than this.
She looks amazing bearing that in mind.

When I usually hear "single Mom, over 30, three kids" I do NOT picture her looking like that.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1652003203 12-05-2021, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Eterniity
this wtf? inb4 it's an orchestrated plan by mother and daughter to turn you into a cuck provider.

even then OP is ethnic, short, balding and not jacked kissing decent looking white chick for 30.

what's the excuse this time Misc?
OP is a chad-lite ethnic and has an 'athletic' physique which is perfect for most women, no surprise here.

I'm tall and white but because I have a 3/10 face and crooked teeth sloots like her wouldn't look at me twice.
post 1652003223 12-05-2021, 05:40 AM
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Ibby, plz.
What does “hook up” mean in your country?
post 1652003263 12-05-2021, 05:42 AM
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Brah.. shave those pubes off your chin.. the fk you doing?
Rse ad rie agn unt lbs becm lons

UF 20 - Preet

I yo se e n the garag acicin y nuchuks with y croc o jut kep ding.. ' i te zoe and dnt wat you geti egt.
post 1652003453 12-05-2021, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By turk75
Brah.. shave those pubes off your chin.. the fk you doing?
I like to grow out my facial hair because of how cold it is right now lol

Beard makes me look more masculine, feel beta when I'm full clean shaven.
post 1652003523 12-05-2021, 05:52 AM
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she lookin pretty cute OP
post 1652003573 12-05-2021, 05:55 AM
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3 kids? Wrap that chit.

She can probably get pregnant by looking at a cock at this point
See BrianDaMans sig.

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Semi tradie crew
lol@tradies crew
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post 1652003633 12-05-2021, 06:00 AM
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lol when I read "hooked up with co-workers daughter" i wasn't expecting her to be 30 with 3 kids

like wtf
post 1652003653 12-05-2021, 06:02 AM
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she's pretty hot but fuk she has 3 kids
be the turtle in the race.
post 1652003693 12-05-2021, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans
So you didn't hook up with her
this... I was so confused, had to reread legit 3 times thinking I forgot English or something

Negged ****goot OP srs
Make Misc Great Again
post 1652003903 12-05-2021, 06:09 AM
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Why do you dress like that? Your trousers look like you bought them from boohoo for £12, they're also too short. Your glasses look like you stole them from some crackhead on the way to the pub. Your belt is complete poverty but your shoes are ok. Also you forgot to put socks on. Lastly stop trying to show your watch off, everybody has one. You're not special. Let your sleeve cover it as it naturally would.
post 1652003983 12-05-2021, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88
30, divorced, 3 kids....come on brah, you can do better than this.
Did the photo not load for you?
Originally Posted By xeron
this... I was so confused, had to reread legit 3 times thinking I forgot English or something

Negged ****goot OP srs
I mean...he did provide pics.
post 1652004243 12-05-2021, 06:27 AM
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just fkn lol @ everything srs

your broccoli haircut
her wedding photo
her parents there
'snogging'

lmfao
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1652004283 12-05-2021, 06:29 AM
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im convinced we have more incels on the misc if this is what hooking up means
post 1652004333 12-05-2021, 06:32 AM
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This place really is full of Indians


I’ll be damned
post 1652004363 12-05-2021, 06:34 AM
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A little awkward with the mum being there, but if you have a legit interest in her, go for it.
post 1652004393 12-05-2021, 06:35 AM
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1- thats a UK 10/10, so good job
2- I don’t think you know what hooking up means, I was ready to read a detailed story like in your whoremaxxing threads
3- strong zoomer haircut

All in all decent thread, repped
6'3 190 lbs

Green eyes master race crew

Pureblood crew

Left handed crew

LTC crew
post 1652004433 12-05-2021, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Soonerjohn
A little awkward with the mum being there, but if you have a legit interest in her, go for it.
shoulda buttbanged mom in the bathroom (no lube) in front of the dad to assert dominance over the family and become the alpha male.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1652004443 12-05-2021, 06:39 AM
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How tall is she?
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