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post 1652423313 12-12-2021, 03:10 PM
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Your friend comes to you with a dating concern - he thinks it is all about looks and

he looks like this:






What do you do?
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post 1652423593 12-12-2021, 03:16 PM
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post 1652423663 12-12-2021, 03:17 PM
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Eggman's laying pipe brah
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post 1652423733 12-12-2021, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By SikhAndDestroy


Eggman's laying pipe brah
to a gender-fluid with multiple nose rings. Not exactly winning, but it's a good start for him
post 1652423963 12-12-2021, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot
to a gender-fluid with multiple nose rings. Not exactly winning, but it's a good start for him
she looks liberal as **** (assuming she is just being a silly female) - means she is probably crazy in bed
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1652423983 12-12-2021, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot
to a gender-fluid with multiple nose rings. Not exactly winning, but it's a good start for him
Also, they/them looks like a close relative
post 1652424653 12-12-2021, 03:38 PM
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Motivate and try to lookmax him srs
post 1652424733 12-12-2021, 03:40 PM
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just tell them to showermaxx, do nofap, and justsayhi maxx. Be nice to women, personality is what truly matter. Maybe work on his career and get a cool hobby. make women laugh, women fall in love with funny men.

go to the gym, being fit is attractive to women. get some nice clothes and make sure they brush your teeth, most of looks come from basic grooming habits.

trust me bro








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post 1652424973 12-12-2021, 03:47 PM
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Cut off the hair, start lifting weights, get a tan, lose bodyfat, reassess in 3 months.
post 1652425053 12-12-2021, 03:48 PM
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post 1652425193 12-12-2021, 03:51 PM
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Eggy is very tall if I'm not mistaken.
He's tall and white.
If I were him I'd gymmax and get a more masculine haircut ( after the much needed hair system)
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post 1652426273 12-12-2021, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By nnodcvcker
He's tall and white.
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Thats a bad thing, mate.
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post 1652426783 12-12-2021, 04:27 PM
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-Tell him to get in the gym ASAP. 6 months natty and then hit the sauce hard.

-Shave the hair. Shape his eyebrows. And then wear hats as much as possible

-Get some decent clothes and stop wearing headphones around neck like a virgin
post 1652427123 12-12-2021, 04:35 PM
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Tell him hop on Test, Deca and some Winny or Anny.

Throw in a Multi-Vitamin he should be Seidmaxxing in no time.
post 1652427333 12-12-2021, 04:39 PM
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Tell him shave his head, grow a beard and hit the weights
Srs
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post 1652427683 12-12-2021, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Prob lie to spare his feelings.

Redpill is fine and dandy online but to say it to someone’s face is a different story.
I'm pretty sure you look exactly like that dude in real life.
post 1652427803 12-12-2021, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By kusok
Cut off the hair, start lifting weights, get a tan, lose bodyfat, reassess in 3 months.
this, he has a good jaw
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post 1652428063 12-12-2021, 04:50 PM
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My prescription for him would be to lift and cardio aiming for 10-12% bf, shave hair, better diet/lifestyle and grooming habits to clear up that acne and after a bit of fashionmaxxing dude is in business.
post 1652428103 12-12-2021, 04:51 PM
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Minoxidil on face for beard, hair transplant, minoxidil on eye brow, lift, lose fat, watch carb intake, drink enough water, get a tan, dress nice and good hygiene.
post 1652428233 12-12-2021, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag
-Tell him to get in the gym ASAP. 6 months natty and then hit the sauce hard.

-Shave the hair. Shape his eyebrows. And then wear hats as much as possible

-Get some decent clothes and stop wearing headphones around neck like a virgin
what eyebrows?


I’d tell him to start applying castor oil on his eyebrows every night to see some growth
post 1652428983 12-12-2021, 05:15 PM
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Well if he wasn't already getting laid, I'd tell him to focus on self-improvement in all fields to better his chances of success rate, but also more importantly, to feel more confident and to accomplish goals. Puss is the bonus.
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