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Thread: If your aunt showed up to Christmas dinner wearing this, what would happen?

post 1653116143 12-24-2021, 01:08 PM
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If your aunt showed up to Christmas dinner wearing this, what would happen?

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post 1653116343 12-24-2021, 01:13 PM
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goddamn sloots gonna fkin sloot

not even Christmas is safe
post 1653116353 12-24-2021, 01:13 PM
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I'd laugh until I pissed myself
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post 1653117063 12-24-2021, 01:27 PM
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Rudolph would get his nose honked srs
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post 1653117083 12-24-2021, 01:27 PM
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I’d suck her titty
post 1653117133 12-24-2021, 01:28 PM
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I'd be an uncle
post 1653117143 12-24-2021, 01:28 PM
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Islam was right.
post 1653117683 12-24-2021, 01:40 PM
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is she my aunt by blood or marriage
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post 1653118113 12-24-2021, 01:49 PM
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If it was my aunt....Ol Rudolf would be eating acorns off the floor
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post 1653118503 12-24-2021, 01:58 PM
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Must be the cool aunt and...

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post 1653118613 12-24-2021, 02:01 PM
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post 1653118933 12-24-2021, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
is she my aunt by blood or marriage
The "cool" middle-aged one who never married. Your mom's sister. Travels a lot. Drinks a lot of wine. Complains about not being able to find a man, even though she's still riding the carousel hard. Has "Live, Laugh, Love" tattooed on her wrist. You've caught her once or twice giving you a 'mirin look when she didn't think you were looking. That aunt.
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post 1653119073 12-24-2021, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Must be the cool aunt and...

Sloots gonna sloot
Sloots will ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY ALWAYS SLOOT
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post 1653119223 12-24-2021, 02:12 PM
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What if its christmas breakfast or christmas lunch and not dinner
post 1653119983 12-24-2021, 02:27 PM
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Maybe I zuk ya titty?
post 1653120023 12-24-2021, 02:28 PM
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might as well keep it in the family

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post 1653120103 12-24-2021, 02:29 PM
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We pornhub if she shows up like that.
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post 1653126443 12-24-2021, 04:51 PM
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Would have to give Rudolph a kiss
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post 1653127273 12-24-2021, 05:11 PM
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She’d be my step-aunt for the next 24 hours
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post 1653127483 12-24-2021, 05:16 PM
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Call 911 obviously. Any woman under a D cup should be arrested
post 1653127683 12-24-2021, 05:23 PM
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Would smash don’t care what age she is
post 1653127833 12-24-2021, 05:27 PM
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I'd roofie the rest of the family
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