Yes brahs past 24 hours have been life affirming!

Matched with this Indonesian girl on tinder, arranged to meet for some drinks and it was pretty good tbh. Pics don't do her justice she was much better looking IRL with a joocy ass something that's rare on Asians. Anyway had a few drinks and we had convos which flowed naturally with lots of banter, didn't even feel like I was jestermaxxing srs.

After 3 hours she asks if I want to go back to hers which I agreed, she had 2 other flatmates there who were girls.

Started playing drinking games and it was very flirty ended up snogging/making out, was about to go to bed with her until she ended up throwing up in the toilet and could barely stand up. At this point her friend says she's going to bed with her. Oh well don't want to shag girls who are too drunk anyway, not risking getting a rape charge lol. Will try meet again at some point.


Went home with blue balls and a spinning head but still had a good time tbh.

Today I felt horny as fuk so texted this Brazilian escort, holy fuk brahs service was absolutely amazing and she was absolute hnngg IRL. Price was £80/$100 for 30 mins including DFK, OWO (oral without) and sex with a condom but paid an extra 20 quid to coom in her mouth.

Literally snogged my face off after I paid her the cash, burried my face in dat big Brazilian angus which tasted fresh as fuk. Blowjob was great nice wet and sloppy with tons of ball sucking literally slobbering all over my cock, 69'd eachother and deepthroated my dink. Banged her in multiple positions, CG, mish, doggy, reverse CG, Sidespoon, and pronebone and it was extremely intense, also fingerblasted her then stuck them in her mouth whilst smashing hnng. Proper good shag boyos she was very enthusiastic and rid me well. Was both sweating like fuk.

Finished off with her sucking me off, slobbering on my balls and nutted a massive load into her mouth which she kept sucking and swallowed like a fuking champ. Even cleaned the rest of the coom off my dick with her mouth furkkk legit felt like I was in porn movie.

She even folded up my clothes whilst I was cleaning up in the toilet and snogged my face off before I set off aswell, thought round 2 was happening lol.


Cliffs:
OP goes on tinder dates for drinks.
Goes back to her place, start drinking games with her friends.
Was about to go bed with her then she threw up and could barely stand so OP bails.
OP goes and smashes escort next day and has an amazing time.


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"Petite"

She was 5'1 IRL lol, I was expecting her to be a whale but she actually wasn't, curvy yeah but not fat just a decent proportioned HTC with a cute face. Had a big ass aswell.

Like I said pics don't do her justice at all, I actually found her attractive physically tbh.

lmao , first thing I noticed lol . Anyways you look jacked af OP, no homo . You can pull better sloots than that

The life of a beta male right here. Embarrassing.

Congratulations I guess

how the fuk are you gonna brag about banging an escort?
but gj not banging a chick who was too drunk..
honestly would you tell any chick you're trying to get with that you've paid for pussy? chit is pathetic man...

Kind of believable until the point where you say the hooker swallowed your jizz, I don't think they do that bro. But hey you'd know better than me?

Wtf is a snogg?

British slang for kissing/making out.

digustin

It's the oldest profession in the world bro. Are all the celebs, athletes and CEO businessmen who regularly bang hookers pathetic aswell lol?

I'm only paying for a quick pump and dump with no hassle.

OP you seriously need to get your own place to bring chicks back to. Nice escort though brah. Didn't realize they were so cheap across the pond. repped for providing pictures, since 90% of the misc cant do it.

edit: on recharge, can't give anymore to you at this time

Ibby my man, glad you're having fun, but this reads like something written by an android trying to figure out human interaction.And this part written by someone who leaves reviews on hooker sites and under porn videos.So you came into a hooker's mouth then made out with her. Hope you got your money's worth.

Banging an escort is one of the most simps you can do. Don’t brag about it

lol wtf arent you a sherrifs deputy?

Everyone should rep op for always providing pics

That tinder bish is a whale lol

I don't get what that has to do with anything

the law doesnt agree with it over here

Last time I went on a tinder date I fell asleep in the movies

I'm pro legalization of prostitution. We can have our own views

How is it simping? It's not like I'm paying to take them out on dates or speak to them on webcam or onlyfans lol.

It's extremely convenient if all you want is a quick shag with zero effort/commitment.

no, because they're famous and the highlight of your day is posting on the misc bragging about banging hookers and almost banging a chubby ugly chick. I think theres a bit of a difference... lol

ibby that you?

do you still lift? I’ve noticed you’ve had the same avi since 2012

That tinder sloot looks like she's pregnant lol!

Cheers brah and yeah I always lol at how rustled the ****g0ts get by my threads lmao.

I'll start travelling more when these stupid covid/flight restrictions end. Will probably hit up Germany next and Portugal those are on my bucket list in Europe.

An Escort?

Again with the broken arm pose? C’mon brah