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Thread: Nearly got laid on tinder date last night, smashed an escort instead (pics)

post 1653446423 12-30-2021, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By LobsterRageFist⏩
Kind of believable until the point where you say the hooker swallowed your jizz, I don't think they do that bro. But hey you'd know better than me?
I've seen ads for escorts that say they will let you cum in their mouth, I don't know if they swallow or not because I never seen them. They're super rare and it's hard to find a hot one that will let you do all that. Most of the hot ones have a bunch of rules and restrictions on what they won't do.
post 1653446483 12-30-2021, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
lmao , first thing I noticed lol . Anyways you look jacked af OP, no homo . You can pull better sloots than that
this. but apps sloots are always pulling guys 2 points or more higher than them. crazy. you mogg her hard OP
post 1653447173 12-30-2021, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By John
"Petite"
saw that too


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post 1653448383 12-30-2021, 01:43 PM
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Wow, never knew OP wears a watch.
post 1653448443 12-30-2021, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Cheers brah and yeah I always lol at how rustled the ****g0ts get by my threads lmao.

I'll start travelling more when these stupid covid/flight restrictions end. Will probably hit up Germany next and Portugal those are on my bucket list in Europe.
Bro' are you not scared to tell about all your whotemaxing and put your face on internet?
post 1653448883 12-30-2021, 01:56 PM
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Happened to me recently, got really physical with a girl I met from a state party, but we went back and drank with her room mates and it totally killed the sexual tension and she just got too drunk and passed out. It felt awkward as fuk to get sexual in front of her friends who were just chillin and mostly sober so I didn't. The vibe just turned "friendy" instead of towards sex. Probably would've been better if I didn't give a fuk and went in before she got drunk.

Once it gets physical, it's usually best to just keep it 1 on 1
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post 1653449043 12-30-2021, 01:58 PM
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post 1653449403 12-30-2021, 02:04 PM
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post 1653449443 12-30-2021, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Kaizenfr⏩
Bro' are you not scared to tell about all your whotemaxing and put your face on internet?
Misc is private now so it doesn't matter, even then prostitution is legal here in the UK and pretty much all my friends IRL know about my whoremaxxing hobby. I regularly tell them my stories lol.

The only people who don't know are my family/girls I've been seeing. Think they'd be pretty horrified if they found out how much I've spent on hookers lmao.
post 1653450213 12-30-2021, 02:23 PM
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Bragging about banging an escort... manlet tendencies
post 1653450483 12-30-2021, 02:27 PM
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attractively small and dainty (used of a woman).
"she was petite and vivacious"

She's neither attractively small or dainty.
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post 1653450773 12-30-2021, 02:31 PM
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post 1653451183 12-30-2021, 02:41 PM
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tinder girl looks cute actually
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post 1653451303 12-30-2021, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Misc is private now so it doesn't matter, even then prostitution is legal here in the UK and pretty much all my friends IRL know about my whoremaxxing hobby. I regularly tell them my stories lol.

The only people who don't know are my family/girls I've been seeing. Think they'd be pretty horrified if they found out how much I've spent on hookers lmao.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vascularmanlet again.
post 1653453463 12-30-2021, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
tinder girl looks cute actually
Yeah I actually found her bangable IRL, she looked 10x better in person and wasn't a massive whale. Just short and thick HTC.

Don't care what the misc thinks anyway I had a great night/day.
post 1653453533 12-30-2021, 03:20 PM
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Last night was oughtfully crazy bro
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post 1653455183 12-30-2021, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
Happened to me recently, got really physical with a girl I met from a state party, but we went back and drank with her room mates and it totally killed the sexual tension and she just got too drunk and passed out. It felt awkward as fuk to get sexual in front of her friends who were just chillin and mostly sober so I didn't. The vibe just turned "friendy" instead of towards sex. Probably would've been better if I didn't give a fuk and went in before she got drunk.

Once it gets physical, it's usually best to just keep it 1 on 1
Yeah it can be a cock block with others around, think next time I'll watch a movie with her in bed guaranteed action then.
post 1653455383 12-30-2021, 04:00 PM
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so wait a minute

snog = kiss

You kissed a hooker? After you busted in her mouth?
WTH man.
post 1653457133 12-30-2021, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩
so wait a minute

snog = kiss

You kissed a hooker? After you busted in her mouth?
WTH man.
When I'm in a filthy degenerate mood anything goes tbh.
post 1653458703 12-30-2021, 05:01 PM
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post 1653459393 12-30-2021, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
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Half black half ****** yeah.
post 1653459453 12-30-2021, 05:15 PM
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One day you'll be married with kids and posting about it here and the misc will say 'fuk marriage bro, would rather be out there banging whores bro'. You can't win on the misc.
Good job op, that whore looks sensational and obviously provided a service as good as she looks.
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post 1653462273 12-30-2021, 06:05 PM
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Escort looks better than tinder chick. Good job. Don't get the hate towards escorts. You eventually pay somehow.
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post 1653474173 12-30-2021, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted By TDR24⏩
One day you'll be married with kids and posting about it here and the misc will say 'fuk marriage bro, would rather be out there banging whores bro'. You can't win on the misc.
Good job op, that whore looks sensational and obviously provided a service as good as she looks.
Yeah you can't win either way, could have everything and be the most alpha kunt here and the misc will still talk chit.
post 1653474293 12-30-2021, 10:40 PM
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If escorts were legal here and looked like that I would not bother looking for anything else. I would just do my thing and buy escorts when in the Mood
post 1653474773 12-30-2021, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By serve99⏩
Bragging about banging an escort... manlet tendencies
Nothing wrong with that, as long as there are pics.

It's a strange reality to be in though because the girl you saw was a 4/10 but all the escorts are honeys. I don't know how could someone find a girlfriend who would please him when he's used to banging escorts many points above.
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post 1653475913 12-30-2021, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By foXs⏩
Nothing wrong with that, as long as there are pics.

It's a strange reality to be in though because the girl you saw was a 4/10 but all the escorts are honeys. I don't know how could someone find a girlfriend who would please him when he's used to banging escorts many points above.
With regular sloots I'm not as picky, aslong I find a girl bangable and she's nice to be around thats all that matters to me tbh.

But yeah with escorts I'm alot more selective which I can afford to be since I'm paying for it. It's purely just a fantasy at the end of the day, there's not many non-escort Brazilians where I live so whoremaxxing allows me to fulfill my Latina fetish fantasies.
post 1653478773 12-31-2021, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Nostradamus15⏩
Escort looks better than tinder chick. Good job. Don't get the hate towards escorts. You eventually pay somehow.
Yup we all pay one way or another.
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Originally Posted By foXs⏩
Nothing wrong with that, as long as there are pics.

It's a strange reality to be in though because the girl you saw was a 4/10 but all the escorts are honeys. I don't know how could someone find a girlfriend who would please him when he's used to banging escorts many points above.
I don’t think you can. Once you’re used to prime looks it would be hard for him to settle for less for a girlfriend.
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