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Thread: Nearly got laid on tinder date last night, smashed an escort instead (pics)

post 1653479363 12-31-2021, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
I don’t think you can. Once you’re used to prime looks it would be hard for him to settle for less for a girlfriend.
That's exactly my point. It's probably no different to pron, once your brain goes there it'll be hard to go back.
If you're good looking, I don't think it's as much of an issue because you can find these 8+/10 honeys who can fuk like the professionals but if you're not and have to settle for girls like in the OP's post, It's game over.
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post 1653479563 12-31-2021, 02:41 AM
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Get help lol
post 1653479773 12-31-2021, 02:55 AM
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gdjm, escort experience sounded excellent lol.

Whatever everyone says, nights like these are excellent stories and 100% worth it no matter how degen and ****ed it seems
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post 1653479823 12-31-2021, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted By foXs⏩
That's exactly my point. It's probably no different to pron, once your brain goes there it'll be hard to go back.
If you're good looking, I don't think it's as much of an issue because you can find these 8+/10 honeys who can fuk like the professionals but if you're not and have to settle for girls like in the OP's post, It's game over.
I've hooked up with better looking sloots than the tinder girl in the OP but when it comes to dating you can't always be that picky unless you're a chad. I personally found her attractive so that's all that matters really.

Besides the vast majority of men aren't smashing 8/10's consistently for free unless you're a giga chad, have a ton of social status, money or mad charisma.

It's one of the reasons why incels never get any poon because they have highly unrealistic standards of what they can actually get.
post 1653479903 12-31-2021, 03:00 AM
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On recharge or would rep for providing pics.


But op…. LOL at that damn watchmaxxing pose. Every time lmao

Always gives me a good chuckle.
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post 1653480613 12-31-2021, 03:46 AM
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Tinder bitch with "vaccinated" sticker on her profile.

You should have killed that whore on your date.
post 1653480873 12-31-2021, 04:09 AM
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Unless you got pics of you banging the escort, this thread is pointless.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1653481723 12-31-2021, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
So you came into a hooker's mouth then made out with her. Hope you got your money's worth.
And went down on her, and tongued her anoos?

Hope OP is gargling disinfectant right now, stay safe misc.
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post 1653482143 12-31-2021, 05:38 AM
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Don't mind these idiots OP. You are looking good and living the good life. Just wrap yourself to stay safe.
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post 1653482293 12-31-2021, 05:46 AM
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Brah I keep telling you about the shoes and the haircut, c'mon ahead fuk sake lol. That aside looks like a decent night.
post 1653482593 12-31-2021, 05:56 AM
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Imagine going through life getting paid a measly 20 quid to swallow a broccoli haircut's pungent, backed up, animalistic, steaming load.

Absolutely haram life. srs.
Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Tinder bitch with "vaccinated" sticker on her profile.

You should have killed that whore on your date.
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post 1653485113 12-31-2021, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Tinder bitch with "vaccinated" sticker on her profile.

You should have killed that whore on your date.
Not gonna lie I cringe when tinder sloots put that sticker on there profile. Got nothing against vaxxcels just can't stand the ones who push it onto purebloods like me.

She didn't really talk about much covid/vaccines though and was pleasant to be around.
post 1653485193 12-31-2021, 07:29 AM
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post 1653485303 12-31-2021, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩
so wait a minute

snog = kiss

You kissed a hooker? After you busted in her mouth?
WTH man.
Did you see the part where he performed oral sex on a hooker, and stuck his tongue in the hookers anus?
post 1653485633 12-31-2021, 07:43 AM
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Edit- on spread

Lol at the cope ITT mad that someone is transactional on sex.
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post 1653486643 12-31-2021, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
Op swapped his own coom with a hooker, lmao
Dunking on entitled women by paying to get to swallow your own cum.


What a time to be alive.
post 1653486803 12-31-2021, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
When I'm in a filthy degenerate mood anything goes tbh.
Hey may, more power to you. Would you be ok if you started dating a chick and after a few years and you are serious with her you found out she went through a "mood" phase where she gave random dudes rim jobs because she felt kinky?

As long as you are open and all good with the Filip side, id say......go for it man. Just try to keep it safe.
post 1653486853 12-31-2021, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By TDR24⏩
One day you'll be married with kids and posting about it here and the misc will say 'fuk marriage bro, would rather be out there banging whores bro'. You can't win on the misc.
Good job op, that whore looks sensational and obviously provided a service as good as she looks.
Bro, there is a SLIGHT bit of a difference between paying to have some fun and putting your tongue on a hookers butthole and kissing her on the lips. You get that right?
post 1653488113 12-31-2021, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
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Today I felt horny as fuk so texted this Brazilian escort, holy fuk brahs service was absolutely amazing and she was absolute hnngg IRL. Price was £80/$100 for 30 mins including DFK, OWO (oral without) and sex with a condom but paid an extra 20 quid to coom in her mouth.

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I wonder if OP is a pimp and trying to increase his customer base by getting lots of guys into buyying.

I wonder how anyone can know if a woman is coerced into this. Often their pimp has custody of their kids, and the police and family courts treat her like trash because she is a prostitute. The pimp plays video games, files understated tax returns in her name, and threatens to report her for tax evasion, on top of all the physical threats.


Did she even have her ID?
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Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩
Hey may, more power to you. Would you be ok if you started dating a chick and after a few years and you are serious with her you found out she went through a "mood" phase where she gave random dudes rim jobs because she felt kinky?

As long as you are open and all good with the Filip side, id say......go for it man. Just try to keep it safe.
If anything a girl who rims is a bonus SRS.

I've smashed over 50 sloots and only about 5-6 have ate my angus without me asking. One of the best sexual acts a man can receive, even better than cooming in there mouths.

This escort didn't rim me unfortunately but if I see her again will probably spread my cheeks and ask her lol.
post 1653489873 12-31-2021, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Darkius⏩
I wonder if OP is a pimp and trying to increase his customer base by getting lots of guys into buyying.

I wonder how anyone can know if a woman is coerced into this. Often their pimp has custody of their kids, and the police and family courts treat her like trash because she is a prostitute. The pimp plays video games, files understated tax returns in her name, and threatens to report her for tax evasion, on top of all the physical threats.


Did she even have her ID?
Thanks for quoting the entire OP bro I almost missed it
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post 1653490083 12-31-2021, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
If anything a girl who rims is a bonus SRS.

I've smashed over 50 sloots and only about 5-6 have ate my angus without me asking. One of the best sexual acts a man can receive, even better than cooming in there mouths.

This escort didn't rim me unfortunately but if I see her again will probably spread my cheeks and ask her lol.
Of the over 50 women you have smashed, how many were not paid?
post 1653493943 12-31-2021, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Of the over 50 women you have smashed, how many were not paid?
Four but who cares a shags a shag. Been in similar situations where I could of smashed alot more but something cocks it up.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
OP ate out a hooker - again.
And? Sorry to say but you have low test or are gay if you're first instinct isn't to burry your face deep into a Latina angus if that girl was naked in your presence.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Not gonna lie I cringe when tinder sloots put that sticker on there profile. Got nothing against vaxxcels just can't stand the ones who push it onto purebloods like me.

She didn't really talk about much covid/vaccines though and was pleasant to be around.
Still should have chopped her into little pieces and toss them into acid and leave them to decompose in the hells kitchen.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
OP ate out a hooker - again.
And you jerked off on your monitor watching porn - AGAIN
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proof online dating is a waste of time

OP is a looksmaxxed deathnic and still can’t get a 2/10 noodlewhore

meanwhile he smashes a 7/10 for $100
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Originally Posted By WantToBeLeaf⏩
What does DFK mean?
ded Fkin kittens (ded Fukin srs)
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Originally Posted By WantToBeLeaf⏩
What does DFK mean?
Deep French kissing.
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