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Thread: Nearly got laid on tinder date last night, smashed an escort instead (pics)

post 1653496293 12-31-2021, 11:58 AM
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What’s your ethnic background OP?
post 1653496453 12-31-2021, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By sam212⏩
What’s your ethnic background OP?
Half Pakistani half black.
post 1653496973 12-31-2021, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Half Pakistani half black.
Get rid of the broccoli hair top, you’ll get more women.
post 1653499673 12-31-2021, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
proof online dating is a waste of time

OP is a looksmaxxed deathnic and still can’t get a 2/10 noodlewhore

meanwhile he smashes a 7/10 for $100
I've smashed better looking sloots from online dating although it's been a while.

But yes in terms of time, effort, choice and convience hookers are the better option if you want a quick shag with a really hot women.
post 1653501853 12-31-2021, 01:36 PM
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The escort gave you a far superior sexual experience than the tinder whore would have

Yet half of Miscers are slack jawed ****g0ts moaning about paying for it. Based on what you described the escort was super into you as well.

Just lol, this is why the simp epidemic is the worst in America of any country

Good job OP sounds like she deserves a round 2!
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post 1653501943 12-31-2021, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By sam212⏩
Get rid of the broccoli hair top, you’ll get more women.
I think that mop on his head looks horrible and he'd look way better if he shaved it off too
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post 1653502173 12-31-2021, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Half Pakistani half black.
Are you really half black? You look like a ****** (no offence).

How tall are you?
post 1653503723 12-31-2021, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By RhysWirral⏩
Are you really half black? You look like a ****** (no offence).

How tall are you?
Yeah I am that's why I have curly hair, a poverty beard and can't grow any body hair. Full ****** are usually hairly as fuk and have strong beards.

And I'm 5'8.
post 1653508893 12-31-2021, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
The escort gave you a far superior sexual experience than the tinder whore would have

Yet half of Miscers are slack jawed ****g0ts moaning about paying for it. Based on what you described the escort was super into you as well.

Just lol, this is why the simp epidemic is the worst in America of any country

Good job OP sounds like she deserves a round 2!
Definitely it felt weird when she made out after I put my clothes back on, was thinking does she want to bang again or something lol.

But yeah was legit top tier service hope I see her again at some point, said she's leaving my city tomorrow not sure if she'll be back.
post 1653513603 12-31-2021, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Definitely it felt weird when she made out after I put my clothes back on, was thinking does she want to bang again or something lol.

But yeah was legit top tier service hope I see her again at some point, said she's leaving my city tomorrow not sure if she'll be back.
Das it mane. That sucks but they usually 'tour' and come back. Nothing beats finding an escort that's into you like you're into her. Convenient god tier sex any time you need it without any of the headaches of a gf/fwb.

Wouldn't even be excited to smash your Tinder sloot especially if she's drunk, but the escort looks hnnnggg. You made the right choice.
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post 1653516043 12-31-2021, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
Das it mane. That sucks but they usually 'tour' and come back. Nothing beats finding an escort that's into you like you're into her. Convenient god tier sex any time you need it without any of the headaches of a gf/fwb.

Wouldn't even be excited to smash your Tinder sloot especially if she's drunk, but the escort looks hnnnggg. You made the right choice.
Yeah all the Brazilians tour round here, it's a funny one sometimes they come back other times I never see them again.

Das it if I don't get my balls emptied jestermaxxing I can always slay hookers whenever I want.
post 1653518043 12-31-2021, 08:01 PM
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you made the right choice ibby

smashing a fit escort over that average chonkster? good job
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Can't imagine the mental gymnastics you had to endure to cope with not being able to smash a below average tindr sloot.

Smashing an escort in this context is equivalent to going home to jerk off after clubbing.
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post 1653519133 12-31-2021, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Can't imagine the mental gymnastics you had to endure to cope with not being able to smash a below average tindr sloot.

Smashing an escort in this context is equivalent to going home to jerk off after clubbing.
Smashing an escort is the equivalent to smashing any other woman

Mental gymnastics? Motherfuker wanted some sugar walls and got them, what gymnastics?

Either way cheeks were clapped, OP had a good sex sesh and he busted his nut with a hot sloot that also enjoyed her time with him.

Just lol @ anyone that pays for any service ever when they could spend the time to do it for free
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post 1653529243 01-01-2022, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Can't imagine the mental gymnastics you had to endure to cope with not being able to smash a below average tindr sloot.

Smashing an escort in this context is equivalent to going home to jerk off after clubbing.
Lol I could of easily smashed, she was deffo down but not gonna take advantage of someone who's had one too many.

I had great sex with a really hnngg escort in the end so can't complain.
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Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
I've seen ads for escorts that say they will let you cum in their mouth, I don't know if they swallow or not because I never seen them. They're super rare and it's hard to find a hot one that will let you do all that. Most of the hot ones have a bunch of rules and restrictions on what they won't do.
It's extremely rare for an escort to swallow from my experience, atleast with the hot ones..

I'd say only about 30-40% of them provide CIM and the ones that do almost always run to the toilet and spit so it's even better I found one that swallowed and continued to suck my dick clean.
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lol at jelly ****g0ts ITT.
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Escort has lovely fake teds! Right move OP!
post 1653590233 01-02-2022, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Can't imagine the mental gymnastics you had to endure to cope with not being able to smash a below average tindr sloot.
That's not cope. Tinder has a very unleveled playing field where these "below average" sloots you refer to believe they're above OP's league.

Yes whoremaxxing shouldn't be encouraged, but don't sit around here and act like Tinder is easy for an average male. That would be a bigger cope than anything else tbh.
Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Smashing an escort in this context is equivalent to going home to jerk off after clubbing.
It definitely isn't.

Attractive woman touching your cawk =/= Fapping
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
That's not cope. Tinder has a very unleveled playing field where these "below average" sloots you refer to believe they're above OP's league.

Yes whoremaxxing shouldn't be encouraged, but don't sit around here and act like Tinder is easy for an average male. That would be a bigger cope than anything else tbh.



It definitely isn't.

Attractive woman touching your cawk =/= Fapping
This. Like I said I've banged better looking sloots from tinder but it's a massive numbers game if you're not a chad, it's easy getting matches/numbers but getting a decent looking girl to meet you is hard work.

For my stats I think I do alright tbh.
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