Hahaha lololol
"I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ***got friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters."

Reported for hate crime

That's not how it should end on the misc. Narrator should have gargled both their hairy bear balls and let both run a train on his virgin tarantula matted angus. However, so long as they were all giggling and saying 'no homo' throughout, it's not gay. Even as the final 'no homo' is gargled and barely audible due to the narrator's mouth being filled to the brim with pent up bear spunk and remnants of feces from the bareback anal.

Are you aware that there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holyfucking God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking-I highly suggest you try it.

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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth

That’s interesting OP. Personally, I’m not sure if the world is ready to hear this but I need to get this off my chest. I used to have "elbows too pointy" tier high standards in high school and thought angus was groce.

Around age 21 - 22, I went bald, my voice deepened, I started to grow facial hair, I started to act more masculine, and suddenly I wanted to fuk everything in sight, eat da whole ass, suck da toes, etc. It's like I had delayed puberty or something. Got my testosterone levels checked out of curiosity and was at around 1000 ng/dl.

And it's gotten progressively worse each year. I'm 32 now and have zero standards. I fap 6 times on some days with like no refractory period. When I hear a oneitis or chick friend pissing, I'm like fuking diamonds. One time I was hanging out with an HBB friend and she let slip a fart and admitted it was her... DIAMONDS. Girls I thought were GROCE back when I was 23, I would now smash with the fury of a thousand suns, raw. A lot of girls and oneitises tell me I'm hot and assume I'm a player (I'm far from it). It's a good thing my introversion and laziness applies to wheeling girls otherwise I'd have raw dogged countless busted 6/10 sloots by now.

I'm like in a permanent state of beer goggles and thirst. I don't even have that post-fap "clarity" or disgust anymore. I just lick my lips like BUENO and want more.