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post 1654034793 01-09-2022, 08:48 PM
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For $100,000 would you swim a lap of the boat? (Pic)

You must stay 6 feet from the boat and swim around the outside

Fck u james
post 1654034873 01-09-2022, 08:49 PM
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fuk no, wouldnt do it for a billy either. You are dead if that beasts decides u are game as food
post 1654034883 01-09-2022, 08:49 PM
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Only if I can push you over first then go around rly rly fast while they gobble you up
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post 1654035583 01-09-2022, 09:07 PM
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Easy.

Give me another 10k and I’ll do it in a seal costume

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post 1654035803 01-09-2022, 09:12 PM
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ez $
post 1654035933 01-09-2022, 09:14 PM
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Are they definitely sharks? It’s hard to tell
post 1654035943 01-09-2022, 09:14 PM
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No, but if I had to?

I wonder what the optimal strategy would be. Start far side and finish far from shark? Or start close and finish close?

Are you swimming as fast as you can or back floating trying to minimize noise?

I wonder what the best approach would be.

Do we get goggles?
Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.

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post 1654036183 01-09-2022, 09:23 PM
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100,000 laps for $6 yea.
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post 1654036193 01-09-2022, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Gringo12⏩
You must stay 6 feet from the boat and swim around the outside

Yes, but I would wait for the shark to leave first, of course.

And then I'd wait another 30 minutes just to be sure.

And then I'd do my lap.
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post 1654036273 01-09-2022, 09:25 PM
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Yes. I wanna die.
post 1654036303 01-09-2022, 09:25 PM
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Would pay ten times that to not do it
post 1654036353 01-09-2022, 09:26 PM
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Nope. Lol
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post 1654036613 01-09-2022, 09:33 PM
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Yes

I'd take so many beta blockers they'd think I'm dead from my pulse
post 1654036663 01-09-2022, 09:33 PM
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for 20 bucks I'll beat the ever loving chit out of that fish and fry it up for dinner
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post 1654036903 01-09-2022, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By KathleenRyan⏩
Only if I can push you over first then go around rly rly fast while they gobble you up
thank u for being considerate of the sharks pronouns. build back better.
post 1654037253 01-09-2022, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Smegmalion⏩
I wonder what the optimal strategy would be. Start far side and finish far from shark? Or start close and finish close?

Are you swimming as fast as you can or back floating trying to minimize noise?

I wonder what the best approach would be.

Do we get goggles?
I think you would want to swim towards it, underwater as much as possible, look it in the eyes. It has never seen a creature with 2 eyes on the front of its head, so it would be like, yo that thing looks creepy, I'm out.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
post 1654037503 01-09-2022, 09:50 PM
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Id pay $100,000 to the captain so he gets the fuk out of there
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post 1654037623 01-09-2022, 09:53 PM
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Free entertainment for those who like to watch sharks eat people. No need to pay you if you don't make it.

The shark would circle around behind you so fast even if it did not know you were there. It is just that fast. Or it stays put so you can't finish your lap.
post 1654037723 01-09-2022, 09:54 PM
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The shark is as long as the boat. The person with the pole is taking a huge risk. Full speed ahead.
post 1654037743 01-09-2022, 09:54 PM
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Can I bring an orca with me?
post 1654037863 01-09-2022, 09:56 PM
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We're gonna need a bigger boat...
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post 1654038143 01-09-2022, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Bando⏩
I think you would want to swim towards it, underwater as much as possible, look it in the eyes. It has never seen a creature with 2 eyes on the front of its head, so it would be like, yo that thing looks creepy, I'm out.
Yeah I think if you're gonna attempt it, that's the move. Make sure it gets as good a look at you as possible so it doesn't confuse you with a seal or some chit.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...

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post 1654038623 01-09-2022, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
Yeah I think if you're gonna attempt it, that's the move. Make sure it gets as good a look at you as possible so it doesn't confuse you with a seal or some chit.
They can also smell underwater, you would probably do it anyway but chit your shorts, shark be like WTF I'm not eating that
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
post 1654039313 01-09-2022, 10:22 PM
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Jesus fukn Christ that milf has to be 17-18ft long & 4,000 pounds


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post 1654041373 01-09-2022, 11:21 PM
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Nah , 500k maybe

Sharks normally don’t attack humans unless they mistake you for a seal

Usually they swim away or bop you with your nose if they’re curious

I’d take a pocket knife and jam it in its eye if it came too close and it’d probably run away ded fkn srs
post 1654041453 01-09-2022, 11:28 PM
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For a Million yes

Sharks don't normally attack humans. Put something on that smells putrid that repels sharks.

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post 1654041683 01-09-2022, 11:38 PM
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post 1654041783 01-09-2022, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
Yeah I think if you're gonna attempt it, that's the move. Make sure it gets as good a look at you as possible so it doesn't confuse you with a seal or some chit.
uhh

most sharks are practically blind
post 1654041853 01-09-2022, 11:43 PM
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[QUOTE=Ratfish post_id=1654041683][Img]https://i.imgur.com/QX0vteF.gif[img][/QUOTE]i bet she wasnt on her period...and she must have took a hot vinegar douche beforehand...
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
would eat

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