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Thread: How to know if you're good in bed

post 1654300853 01-14-2022, 03:41 AM
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How to know if you're good in bed

-You don't eat pussy, finger her or rub her clit (that **** is for little dick *******s who can't use their penor)
-Missionary is your favourite position
-Your cawk is at least 6.5"x5.25" preferably with a curve
-She cums multiple times during sex (some bitches can't cum, disregard them)
-She scratches the **** out of your back and squeezes you with a death grip
-When shes cumming and you keep pounding away
-She wraps her legs around you in missionary and squeezes you tight



What else, *******s?
post 1654300883 01-14-2022, 03:44 AM
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Anybody else agree missionary is the GOAT position when you know what you're doing and you have a decent cawk? You're in control of everything. It's the most flexible position where you can flaunt your ****.

The next best position is prone bone. Doggy style is low skill and quite frankly tires me out.
post 1654301053 01-14-2022, 03:50 AM
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if you are fukin a really short girl in missionary, would her face basically line with like your upper stomach or something?
post 1654301203 01-14-2022, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
if you are fukin a really short girl in missionary, would her face basically line with like your upper stomach or something?
Who cares SRS
You don't have to lay on her in missionary, you can stay up right and go to pound town

I've had sex with taller girls (much taller since I'm a manlet) and missionary can be tricky cos their hips are wider so when you go to town, you can't envelope your hips around hers if that makes sense. Also when you lie on top of her, it's not quite right to use her body for momentum (if that makes sense)

If they're shorter, I don't see how it's a bad thing but when they're MUCH taller, it's not gonna be as good
post 1654301233 01-14-2022, 04:05 AM
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You know you're good in bed (to her) if she wants more.
post 1654301243 01-14-2022, 04:05 AM
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You sound like a virgin
post 1654301273 01-14-2022, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted By denito⏩
You sound like a virgin
Stay mad you small cawk
post 1654301373 01-14-2022, 04:11 AM
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post 1654301573 01-14-2022, 04:27 AM
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post 1654301713 01-14-2022, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
Girls who dump you for your degenerate lifestyle choices stay in contact months/years/during future relationships for the sole purpose of getting banged by you despite hating everything else about you.
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post 1654301743 01-14-2022, 04:37 AM
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And another gay ****** larper.


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post 1654301813 01-14-2022, 04:38 AM
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post 1654301883 01-14-2022, 04:43 AM
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She snores and sleeps, but you can't.



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post 1654302353 01-14-2022, 05:12 AM
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When her friends tell you because they've talked. You can scratch everything else off that retarded list of yours.
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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post 1654302763 01-14-2022, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩
She snores and sleeps, but you can't.



Lmao yeah that's a good indicator.
post 1654302903 01-14-2022, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
When her friends tell you because they've talked. You can scratch everything else off that retarded list of yours.
I bet you'll never know that feel
post 1654303003 01-14-2022, 05:39 AM
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When she keeps coming back for more and brags to her friend about the dick
post 1654303093 01-14-2022, 05:41 AM
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It’s been my experience that they tell Kev1972.
post 1654303173 01-14-2022, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
I bet you'll never know that feel
On the contrary. Your mom's friends and I catch up regularly.
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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post 1654303283 01-14-2022, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
-You don't eat pussy, finger her or rub her clit (that **** is for little dick *******s who can't use their penor)
No one ever said eating pussy was the for the benefit of the girl.

Someone on misc said the other day that eating pussy is the single greatest pleasure a man can experience, and I'm inclined to agree.
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post 1654304313 01-14-2022, 06:16 AM
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If they come back for more
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post 1654305753 01-14-2022, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MonsieurWhite⏩
No one ever said eating pussy was the for the benefit of the girl.

Someone on misc said the other day that eating pussy is the single greatest pleasure a man can experience, and I'm inclined to agree.
Eating pussy is a little dick move
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
I bet you'll never know that feel
How does it feel when girls refer to your cawk as a second bellybutton you pindick
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post 1654307143 01-14-2022, 07:14 AM
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#1 sign. They fall in love after having sex with you


This is also why I make my place a dumpster. Messy. Stinky. Used cheap furniture. Mattress on floor



When she falls in love with me. I know what she fell in love with
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Originally Posted By Slaydom⏩
#1 sign. They fall in love after having sex with you


This is also why I make my place a dumpster. Messy. Stinky. Used cheap furniture. Mattress on floor



When she falls in love with me. I know what she fell in love with
hard to know if they love you
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
Girls who dump you for your degenerate lifestyle choices stay in contact months/years/during future relationships for the sole purpose of getting banged by you despite hating everything else about you.
This. Op has been outed as a virgin numerous times on several accounts now
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Why don't you just ask your BF you twink ****get?
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When you change your ******** status to single and chicks you hooked up with 10-15 years ago immediately hit up your DMs

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