4 free covid tests

01-19-2022, 06:01 AM

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4 free covid tests

I guess this started yesterday.

Apartmentcels get on it quick, they are distributing 4 per household and supposedly multifamily dwellings are not registering properly.

Get your communist test kits here

https://special.usps.com/testkits?fb...G8YVmlXAcuIn20

01-19-2022, 06:05 AM

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chaunce54
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How much are neck beards willing to pay for these after they burn through their 4 tests in 4 days?

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01-19-2022, 06:07 AM

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We got ours here and I shoved it deep in my crap cavern but nothing happened. Does this mean I'm covid free?

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01-19-2022, 06:08 AM

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sell it? i'm sure you can make a killing off panic-cels

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01-19-2022, 06:14 AM

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I heard about this from someone who lives in an apartment. Apparently, government computers will only send 4 covid testing kits per household so if you live in an apartment you won't get your testing kit because the computer sees the apartment address as one residence. It doesn't take into account different apartment numbers. Weird.

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01-19-2022, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩

I heard about this from someone who lives in an apartment. Apparently, government computers will only send 4 covid testing kits per household so if you live in an apartment you won't get your testing kit because the computer sees the apartment address as one residence. It doesn't take into account different apartment numbers. Weird.

It's beyond weird, theses test kits are going to miss the exact segment of society they were supposed to go to

I'll get one in my comfy suburban home while all the poor people living in apartments on the south side of Chicago won't get any because of a "glitch" in the address software. Meanwhile the USPS delivers mail to apartments every day but can't deliver test kits to them? Good plan Joe.

But I'll take mine anyway since I'm paying for them whether I want them or not.