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Is there anything on Earth stupider than Burning Man?
01-25-2022, 02:05 AM
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Is there anything on Earth stupider than Burning Man?
How ****ing stupid do you have to be to go there
Literally in the middle of nowhere
NO resources, no stores, no hospital, etc. Have to bring literally everything with you
Sleep in the ****ing desert
5 million degrees, full of ****ing retards dressed like idiots
Everyone on heroin and has AIDS
Location:https://goo.gl/maps/tDYbjvSTbyfsYLS7A

Literally in the middle of nowhere
NO resources, no stores, no hospital, etc. Have to bring literally everything with you
Sleep in the ****ing desert
5 million degrees, full of ****ing retards dressed like idiots
Everyone on heroin and has AIDS
Location:https://goo.gl/maps/tDYbjvSTbyfsYLS7A

01-25-2022, 02:42 AM
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u just dont get it dude
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Probably cool as chit to hang out with a huge bunch of people, enjoying music, getting high and screwing each other. Not sure why you need to piss on other peoples' good time OP, trying being happy about what you like instead.
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It's a dark occultic event disguised as a festival. People who go there are into shrooms and sinister drugs and probably are influenced by dark entities
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Believing our collective father is chilling in the clouds sporting a thick viking beard hanging with literally hundreds of trillions of our dead relatives and we go to a special building on sundays to worship him and hope he doesn't get mad at us and send us to an imaginary demonic figure primitive humans conjured up to brainwash simple-minded early human beings.
vs: getting high as fuk in a desert somewhere and slamming hippy ass all week.
Want me to continue, OP? You sound like a soft pussy srs.
Location: LA. Checks out
vs: getting high as fuk in a desert somewhere and slamming hippy ass all week.
Want me to continue, OP? You sound like a soft pussy srs.
Location: LA. Checks out

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01-25-2022, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
ThisIt's a dark occultic event disguised as a festival. People who go there are into shrooms and sinister drugs and probably are influenced by dark entities
Most of these large events are basically rituals to energize dark entities, but they disguise them as fun events. I.E. Travis Scott concert, the superbowl (half time show is usually demonic AF, etc).
01-25-2022, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
The golden bull at 0:39 KO's himself lolYes, the UK yokel farmer types who roll down hills chasing cheese in the west country every year.
01-25-2022, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
my man. wacken seems like a great time. 70000 tons too. maybe we meet up one day at eitherIve done the metal version a few times, Wacken Open Air, it was a blast. However, wasn't all about diking down random girls like Burning man is, but still have a great time with the boyos.
Sleep in a tent, get ****ed up, listen to tons of bands, meet some cool people, made 2 good friends in Germany that i'm still in contact with today.
I'm not about the drugs or getting AIDS so i dont think burning man for me, but some of these out there festivals are pretty cool.
I really want to dohttps://70000tons.com/one day, and also full metal mountain (ski/snowboard music fest in alps)https://www.full-metal-mountain.com/en/although both have been ****ed by the VID the past few years.
Sleep in a tent, get ****ed up, listen to tons of bands, meet some cool people, made 2 good friends in Germany that i'm still in contact with today.
I'm not about the drugs or getting AIDS so i dont think burning man for me, but some of these out there festivals are pretty cool.
I really want to dohttps://70000tons.com/one day, and also full metal mountain (ski/snowboard music fest in alps)https://www.full-metal-mountain.com/en/although both have been ****ed by the VID the past few years.

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Originally Posted By PumkinPie⏩
location: floridaImagine the smell. Definitely getting an STD there.
you're one to know a good stench living in america's sweaty chode.

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Not stores or hospitals? Unless you're on dialysis or a shopping addicted 40 year old mom of 3 who gives a ****?
01-25-2022, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩
lmfao. additional evidence that OP is a beta soy boy.Not stores or hospitals? Unless you're on dialysis or a shopping addicted 40 year old mom of 3 who gives a ****?
can't be too far from the soylent truck at all times.
although i could absolutely see a soylent truck at burning man so there's that.
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I have never been so I canโt comment on experience but the few people I know that have gone are losers
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
A bunch of Hajis running in circles around a giant black cube and literally stampeding and trampling each other to death while throwing rocks at walls is up there with the most stupid events in human history. In 2015 over 2000 Hajis died in this manner, but don't let that distract you from your cringe fedora level straw man of Christianity.Believing our collective father is chilling in the clouds sporting a thick viking beard hanging with literally hundreds of trillions of our dead relatives and we go to a special building on sundays to worship him and hope he doesn't get mad at us and send us to an imaginary demonic figure primitive humans conjured up to brainwash simple-minded early human beings.
vs: getting high as fuk in a desert somewhere and slamming hippy ass all week.
Want me to continue, OP? You sound like a soft pussy srs.
Location: LA. Checks out
vs: getting high as fuk in a desert somewhere and slamming hippy ass all week.
Want me to continue, OP? You sound like a soft pussy srs.
Location: LA. Checks out

01-25-2022, 07:14 AM
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Wanted to go back before all the richers started going to be cool on insta but the more I think about how you'd be hot and dirty the whole fuking time, the less appealing. Abuse substances in the desert and risk death, nah I'm sweet. You might get laid but how dirty and smelly will all the gashes be? *barf*
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01-25-2022, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Just need to spray a little Febreze on it.Wanted to go back before all the richers started going to be cool on insta but the more I think about how you'd be hot and dirty the whole fuking time, the less appealing. Abuse substances in the desert and risk death, nah I'm sweet. You might get laid but how dirty and smelly will all the gashes be? *barf*
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Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
Looks fun. Overwhelming though too. Seems that you are better off sleeping most of the daylight hours if you can stay cool enough.Pretty weird.
I like some of the music from there.
I think they do it for an experience. They do not like this permanently.
I like some of the music from there.
I think they do it for an experience. They do not like this permanently.
Watched this back in August:
Not interested in srs drugs or being dirty and hot...still definitely an experience outside the ordinary.
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
This.came in for pictures of girls in pasties and g-strings. leaving very disappointed except for that drawing of the US up the page a little bit that is funny.
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