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Zombieland incoming - US Woman who stopped to help monkeys after truck crash is sick
Stay safe Ameribrahs
Driver who stopped to help when truck carrying 100 lab monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania and put her hand in one of the cages says she now has a cough and pink eye after one of the macaques HISSED in her face
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ion-fears.html
-Woman who stopped to help monkeys in truck crash is now feeling unwell
-Michelle Fallon, from Danville near Scranton, was directly behind the truck
-Fallon said the day following the accident she developed a cough and pink-eye
-She has begun a course of antiviral drugs and treatment to prevent rabies
-The last of the four escaped monkeys was accounted for by late Saturday
-One of the cynomolgus macaques, which are also known as crab-eating or long-tailed macaques, was found in a tree
-Pennsylvania residents had been warned not to engage a crab-eating macaque that escaped from a truck carrying 100 of them to a lab
-Crates with live monkeys inside were strewn across State Route 54 in Danville, 130 miles from Philadelphia, after the crash
-A witness said he thought he saw a cat run across the road before making the shocking realization that it was actually a fleeing primate
A woman who stopped to help after a truck carrying 100 lab monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania fears she's caught an illness after one of the macaques hissed in her face, leaving her with pink eye symptoms.
Michelle Fallon, from Danville near Scranton, was driving directly behind the vehicle when it crashed, throwing animal crates all over the highway and smashing some to pieces. Three of the macaques escaped and went on the run, but all have since been captured and humanely euthanized. All of the other monkeys - who'd arrived in the US from Mauritius that morning, and were en route to a lab, have been accounted for.
Fallon has now had a rabies shot, and wrote about the symptoms she has since suffered on ******** - and also told PA Homepage that she'd developed symptoms of pink eye - an inflammation or infection of the eye ball.
She said: 'I was close to the monkeys, I touched the crates, I walked through their feces so I was very close. So I called (a helpline) to inquire, you know, was I safe?
'Because the monkey did hiss at me and there were feces around, and I did have an open cut, they just want to be precautious.'
Fallon said she got out to help both the driver and the animals in their cages, initially believing them to be cats. When she approached and put her hand on the cage, she says the monkey hissed at her.
The day following the accident, Fallon suddenly developed a cough and pink eye, which became so bad that she had to visit the emergency room at Geisinger Medical Center in Danville.

Driver who stopped to help when truck carrying 100 lab monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania and put her hand in one of the cages says she now has a cough and pink eye after one of the macaques HISSED in her face
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ion-fears.html
-Woman who stopped to help monkeys in truck crash is now feeling unwell
-Michelle Fallon, from Danville near Scranton, was directly behind the truck
-Fallon said the day following the accident she developed a cough and pink-eye
-She has begun a course of antiviral drugs and treatment to prevent rabies
-The last of the four escaped monkeys was accounted for by late Saturday
-One of the cynomolgus macaques, which are also known as crab-eating or long-tailed macaques, was found in a tree
-Pennsylvania residents had been warned not to engage a crab-eating macaque that escaped from a truck carrying 100 of them to a lab
-Crates with live monkeys inside were strewn across State Route 54 in Danville, 130 miles from Philadelphia, after the crash
-A witness said he thought he saw a cat run across the road before making the shocking realization that it was actually a fleeing primate
A woman who stopped to help after a truck carrying 100 lab monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania fears she's caught an illness after one of the macaques hissed in her face, leaving her with pink eye symptoms.
Michelle Fallon, from Danville near Scranton, was driving directly behind the vehicle when it crashed, throwing animal crates all over the highway and smashing some to pieces. Three of the macaques escaped and went on the run, but all have since been captured and humanely euthanized. All of the other monkeys - who'd arrived in the US from Mauritius that morning, and were en route to a lab, have been accounted for.
Fallon has now had a rabies shot, and wrote about the symptoms she has since suffered on ******** - and also told PA Homepage that she'd developed symptoms of pink eye - an inflammation or infection of the eye ball.
She said: 'I was close to the monkeys, I touched the crates, I walked through their feces so I was very close. So I called (a helpline) to inquire, you know, was I safe?
'Because the monkey did hiss at me and there were feces around, and I did have an open cut, they just want to be precautious.'
Fallon said she got out to help both the driver and the animals in their cages, initially believing them to be cats. When she approached and put her hand on the cage, she says the monkey hissed at her.
The day following the accident, Fallon suddenly developed a cough and pink eye, which became so bad that she had to visit the emergency room at Geisinger Medical Center in Danville.

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Monkeys probably had covid
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Zombies write more coherently
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Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩
This, is having a stroke one of the symptoms?Zombies write more coherently
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Near Scranton huh? Biden's monkeys....
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source: dailymail.uk
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Not the first time a woman got pink eye after macaque spit in it unexpectedly....
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Fuark we 12 monkeys now?
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
While fast zombies are scary, IIRC, these ones die like a normal person would so no need to worry about head shots; think I'd make it.Pepper your angus's Ameri'brahs


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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
You better get out while you can bro. You're in ground zero.Near Scranton huh? Biden's monkeys....
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Why, when encountering a load of crashed lab animals, would your instinct be to rush across to try to pet them?
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LOL, this happened about an hour south me.
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Wonder if they were headed to that same lab where they "discovered" smallpox somehwat recently.....
https://news.yahoo.com/vials-labeled...003127682.html
https://news.yahoo.com/vials-labeled...003127682.html
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Was she boosted?
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Next variant inbound ETA now.
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touch the creates.
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can sloots just mind their own business ever? always got to try and get involved in something. no way this bish has the athleticism to catch a monkey anyway. she could have spent that time preparing dinner for her husband
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