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Thread: Which HTC Brazilian should I smash tomorrow? (Pics)

post 1654996143 01-25-2022, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Vikes723⏩
first person I've ever heard say this, a girl with a strong bj game is absolutely mind blowing
This. A a good blowjob > good sex IMO.
post 1654996873 01-25-2022, 04:01 PM
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#1 You know you'll have a great time and might get even better service because you've built some rapport.

#2 It will be different, could be great as well, could be meh. If great then you'll feel about the same as if you had seen girl #1. If meh you'll be kicking yourself for not seeing girl #1 again.
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
post 1654997143 01-25-2022, 04:05 PM
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Pathetic that you have to pay for sex
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post 1654997663 01-25-2022, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
This, I've had a lot of terrible BJ's where I just faked like it felt good. My girl now... prefer a BJ half of the time as blowing from a BJ is 10x more intense for me.
Yep!

From ages 14-25 I never received a proper BJ.

Then one girl came along and changed the game completely. Would rather lay back and get a BJ than smash.

When there's a girl who just craves your cum and she's sucking like her life depends on it it's better than poocy.

Main problem is girls don't use enough suction. When you find a girl who uses the Dyson 5000 suction with the tongue swirl there's no going back!
post 1654998203 01-25-2022, 04:18 PM
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see if you can put it in #2's crap cavern and please do not eat out her rotten snatch again
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post 1654998413 01-25-2022, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By vascularmanlet⏩
this. A a good blowjob > good sex imo.
fact
post 1654998533 01-25-2022, 04:25 PM
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1st girl looks way better.

No homo
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post 1654999033 01-25-2022, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Pathetic that you have to pay for sex
So all the chad celebs, athletes and CEO businessmen who regularly bang escorts are pathetic aswell?

I don't 'have' to pay, can get laid for free but hookers are just convenient when you're limited on time and want a quick smash and dash with zero effort or commitment involved.

There's a reason why it's the oldest profession in the world.
post 1654999113 01-25-2022, 04:35 PM
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More than you can afford, pal.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1654999333 01-25-2022, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
see if you can put it in #2's crap cavern and please do not eat out her rotten snatch again
I inquired about #2 services and apparently it's £100 extra for anal..not paying that lol but will definitely burry my face in dat angus.
post 1655002283 01-25-2022, 05:35 PM
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1st and its not even close.

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Sloots gonna sloot always
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post 1655002433 01-25-2022, 05:39 PM
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OP didn’t you make a thread saying that whoremaXXXing was losing its appeal?

Also #2 purely because you’ve already done #1
post 1655023173 01-26-2022, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I inquired about #2 services and apparently it's £100 extra for anal..not paying that lol but will definitely burry my face in dat angus.
brb starting misc fund so OP can experience bumsex.

will contribute about 3.5 quid.
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post 1655023293 01-26-2022, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
So all the chad celebs, athletes and CEO businessmen who regularly bang escorts are pathetic aswell?

I don't 'have' to pay, can get laid for free but hookers are just convenient when you're limited on time and want a quick smash and dash with zero effort or commitment involved.

There's a reason why it's the oldest profession in the world.
Having sexors for free is such a rare occurence for you that you made a thread about a tinder date where italmosthappened and you posted merely kissing a sloot at a company party as an example of getting hole. Nothing wrong with banging escorts but stop coping, you aren't in the same position as athletes and celebrities.

You canmaybebang a 4 for free with a lot of effort and a bit of luck or you can bang a 6 for £100 and no effort. I'd probably make the same choice in your position.
post 1655023303 01-26-2022, 04:00 AM
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Pics are some of the most photoshopped I've seen in ages.
You're an idiot.
Prostitutes are for the lowest of the low.
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post 1655023483 01-26-2022, 04:06 AM
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vascularmanlet again.

1st sloot have a much better face!
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post 1655024253 01-26-2022, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Having sexors for free is such a rare occurence for you that you made a thread about a tinder date where italmosthappened and you posted merely kissing a sloot at a company party as an example of getting hole. Nothing wrong with banging escorts but stop coping, you aren't in the same position as athletes and celebrities.

You canmaybebang a 4 for free with a lot of effort and a bit of luck or you can bang a 6 for £100 and no effort. I'd probably make the same choice in your position.
What's your point? Vast majority of men aren't smashing the type of hookers I bang for free anyway unless you're a chad, have lots of social clout/status or are some rich footballer or sugar daddy who are paying either way.

Also at the Brazilian sloots being 6's, atleast based on SMV.
post 1655024593 01-26-2022, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
I'm legit jelly of guys that love getting blowjobs, chit does nothing for me lol
Try getting one from a man
post 1655024693 01-26-2022, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
What's your point? Vast majority of men aren't smashing the type of hookers I bang for free anyway unless you're a chad, have lots of social clout/status or are some rich footballer or sugar daddy who are paying either way.

Also at the Brazilian sloots being 6's, atleast based on SMV.
My point is that for you it's about the regularity of sexors and attractiveness of the sloots, not primarily the convenience or time saved.
post 1655024793 01-26-2022, 04:58 AM
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Costs rarely mean much unless you have targets/budgets

We don't know how much you earn to know if the difference in cost is material or not

I suggest you draw up a whoremaxx forecast, figure out what you stand to save/lose considering a longer term strategy
Remember that cheaper options may have additional risks, please consider this in your model
post 1655025103 01-26-2022, 05:09 AM
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Are you aware of Ohnoohcho on yt op? you remind me of him lmao
I'll globe you

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post 1655025213 01-26-2022, 05:12 AM
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Second.
post 1655026153 01-26-2022, 05:33 AM
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Why do you write in depth accounts of your sexors? You already would have posted about the first sloot in another thread yet you reposted it here for no reason. You post basically the same thing in every escort thread. It's a bit disturbing, miscers who post about banging tinder sloots don't do this. Are you sitting there rubbing one out while recounting the experience?
post 1655027143 01-26-2022, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
im going to have to go with the first one

body just looks tighter and her face has way more glow
This and it's not even close.
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post 1655027963 01-26-2022, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Fuking lol at raw dogging a hooker though
Op eats the Vaginas and Asses of prostitutes, a condom isn't saving him...
post 1655028183 01-26-2022, 06:17 AM
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Did OP die from HIV?
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
I'm legit jelly of guys that love getting blowjobs, chit does nothing for me lol
the day you get a bj from a girl that knows what she's doing, you will be sent to another dimension my man
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Why do you write in depth accounts of your sexors? You already would have posted about the first sloot in another thread yet you reposted it here for no reason. You post basically the same thing in every escort thread. It's a bit disturbing, miscers who post about banging tinder sloots don't do this. Are you sitting there rubbing one out while recounting the experience?
He likely got the habit from punter planet or something similar, a forum where whoremaxxers describe their escapades in detail.

Chit always made me lol.
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Tag team the second chick with CopeFear
Angels
post 1655043863 01-26-2022, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Op eats the Vaginas and Asses of prostitutes, a condom isn't saving him...
lmao.....stay safe, op.
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