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Forum ยป Why are older women such simps?
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Thread: Why are older women such simps?

post 1655054763 01-26-2022, 01:11 PM
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Why are older women such simps?

My ex is friends with a lot of older women from her work. Like mid 30's and up. Was hanging with her at a bar and ran into one of her friends. She by instinct went to introduce me as her bf, but stopped mid sentence. "Hey this is my....... unsure". Her friend goes 'What is there to be unsure about?!? Looks at those eyes and that beard!" This type of interaction is pretty common for me. I have had some interactions with my moms friends in front of her where I truly think that with some wine they wouldn't hesitate to suck my dick right in front of her.

Messaging a milf online is easy af. There is no challenge. I could just say hey and they will follow up with talking about how handsome I am. I think we all know those moms who will comment on pictures of us online that our parents put up talking about how cute and handsome we are.

With younger girls it happens, but its usually the less attractive girls who do it. Or they wont do it until you are actually banging or dating them.

Dont get me wrong, I enjoy it, but what is it about older women that they just dont give af and will do it so obviously in the open?
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post 1655054863 01-26-2022, 01:12 PM
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Post-wall desperation


Being single while 40+ is how you know you made ALL the wrong choices in life
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post 1655054983 01-26-2022, 01:13 PM
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Used to work as a bank teller when I was 19 and older women would hit on me all day, used to work with other older women and they would make bets on how many times older women would hit on me that day.

Felt good but I realized it's not really a compliment.
post 1655055003 01-26-2022, 01:13 PM
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They know they're getting uglier and you're in your prime. They can't afford to play games the younger, hotter women play because guys won't play back; they'll just leave.

They also no there's no realistic chance of a relationship with you, so they just go straight to the 'fuk me' signals.
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post 1655055153 01-26-2022, 01:15 PM
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Do you really not know OP or are you just an inexperienced virgin?
post 1655055413 01-26-2022, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
Do you really not know OP or are you just an inexperienced virgin?
Oh I have my theories. Just wanted some misc thoughts. Everything women complain about creepy guys doing, older women do too
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post 1655055783 01-26-2022, 01:24 PM
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Happened to me, moms 40+ yo friend came to our house and upon seeing me said "you look really nice" and kept checking me out, I had a tight shirt at the time.

It's simple: they still love cok, they are post wall and their husband is fat and bald
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post 1655056093 01-26-2022, 01:29 PM
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Makes me sad I'm too old now to be cougar bait. I don't know what it was but something about my late teens/early 20s, I was a phucking magnet for cougars. It eventually got a little annoying tbh, some were actually pretty good looking but a few were too aggressive/desperate with their advances when I was uninterested.
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post 1655057783 01-26-2022, 01:52 PM
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Women are like dog poo; the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
post 1655057833 01-26-2022, 01:53 PM
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After 40 its not really desperation. They just wanna fuk.

I'm not a degenerate but people gon' fuk.
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post 1655057983 01-26-2022, 01:55 PM
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sexy older women are to be treasured boyo
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post 1655058963 01-26-2022, 02:07 PM
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Older women are completely aware of how they compare to younger sexier females.
post 1655062563 01-26-2022, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
After 40 its not really desperation. They just wanna fuk.

I'm not a degenerate but people gon' fuk.
Wait until misc finds out that most 80 year olds are getting laid when they're not


Granpappy Joe clappin' cheeks in the nursing home; Chads gonna Chad
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post 1655063173 01-26-2022, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Wait until misc finds out that most 80 year olds are getting laid when they're not


Granpappy Joe clappin' cheeks in the nursing home; Chads gonna Chad
tfw gramps with double hip replacement is pounding more cheeks than you are
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post 1655063273 01-26-2022, 03:17 PM
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post 1655063783 01-26-2022, 03:25 PM
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supply and demand + quality and quantity
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post 1655063983 01-26-2022, 03:28 PM
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Milfs/cougars are hnnnnngggg.
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post 1655063993 01-26-2022, 03:28 PM
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I was at a small Halloween party, I'm 41 and fairly lean. I was Michael Myers for Halloween, the mask was from part 6.

Anyway, this single mom, in her late 30s had a few too many drinks, and literally tried to strip the mechanic suit off of me, and take my shirt off in front of everyone.

Kind of politely was like, "Okay now, chill."
post 1655065043 01-26-2022, 03:51 PM
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in addition what everyone else said: a lack of estrogen and an increase in testosterone as result

Why older women get hornier and less inhibited. younger women communicate w eye contact and smiles
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post 1655066973 01-26-2022, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
Oh I have my theories. Just wanted some misc thoughts. Everything women complain about creepy guys doing, older women do too
So if you ever wonder about the attitude young women have, just imagine that when most men hit on them, they experience it like you do when most of these hags hit on you.
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post 1655068313 01-26-2022, 04:41 PM
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They just want someone to punch their bunch.
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their milk has gone bad and they know they have very few options
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