So all the chad celebs, athletes and CEO businessmen who regularly bang escorts are pathetic aswell?

I don't 'have' to pay, can get laid for free but hookers are just convenient when you're limited on time and want a quick smash and dash with zero effort or commitment involved.

There's a reason why it's the oldest profession in the world.

Still using the celeb argument as cope?

fking lmao, truly pathetic ibby

UPDATE:

Just got back from smashing the 2nd sloot.

Anyway get to the location and she opens the door and greets me with a smile, as I expected 5'3 IRL with big joocy angus and teddies typical HTC shape, cute face aswell was happy with what I saw. Her English wasn't great so had to use google translate a few times.

Started off with DFK whilst I also sucked her tits, she shaked her ass in my face and I didn't even hesitate to burry my face in it which tasted fresh as fuk.

Then starts with OWO and it felt good as ****, steady at first then sped up nice slobbering wet blowjob with some ball sucking which felt nice and tingly. Aslo did 69 as I couldn't get enough of dat booty.

Put condom on and start with doggy furkk that ass in my face felt good, banged her some more in mish, reverse CG and side spoon and seeing that HTC teddies and angus clap into my cock was a lovely sight.

Finish with doggy, felt the sap rising so pulled out, removed the condom and was gonna coom in her mouth but it was too late so just splattered my load all over her tits.

She then gives me a massage for about 10 mins which was alright, paid £100 for 30 mins but was there for atleast 45 mins srs.

Overall it was good but not as good service wise as the first sloot.

lmao, are you in the Androcentrism ******** chat, ibby?

Fuark bro did the thiccer ass and teddies make up for the not as good service? Which one would you smash again


Mirin prices to pictures when it included a massage too. Sneak a ninja pic next time for reps for life ibby brah

Do they look as good as they do in the pictures? Because they look hot af in the pictures

EDIT SEE POST #66 FOR UPDATE ON WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.


Getting to that time brahs, haven't had a shag in 4 weeks since New year so feel horny as fuk. Gonna pick between these two Brazilian escorts.

First girl: Already seen her 4 weeks ago and service was absolute top tier, shes about my height IRL 5'8ish with nice teddies and ass. pretty much full on made out/snogged my face off after I paid her the cash and gave me great head with tons of ball sucking literally slobbering all over my cock. Sex was amazing banged in multiple positions she certainly knows how to ride, finger blasted her and stuck some fingers in her mouth too. she even swallowed my load and kept sucking after I coomed furrk. Also folded my clothes up as I was cleaning myself in the toilet. Very accommodating to say the least.

Price is £100/$130 for 30 mins including FS, OWO and CIM (coom in mouth)but thinking about asking if does anal aswell.


Second girl: Never seen her before but she does have one decent review on the UK whoremax forums. She's apparently 5'3 IRL aswell from what I've read. That huge angus and teddies has me rock hard but don't know if she'll be anywhere near as good as the first girl service wise. Price is £80/$110 but if I want OWO and CIM it's extra 30 quid so will be £110/$150.


I rarely go back to the same hooker as I love variety and the thrill/adrenaline rush of seeing someone new but if the service is amazing I'll return.



What does the misc think?


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UPDATE: Ended up smashing the first girl yet again, couldn't help myself brahs was horny AF.

Service was even better than last time, she even rimmed my angus without me asking amd swallowed my load again furrk. Didn't even feel like I was with an escort.

Her friend was in room the next door and she brought her out to look and compliment my legs lol.