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post 1655498333 02-02-2022, 05:44 PM
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whats a good job for a lazy alcoholic?

that pays a lot and doesn't require much actual work or skills? asking for friend.
post 1655498803 02-02-2022, 05:53 PM
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Open a liquor store
Sell liquor and drink all day
Pass out in the back office you turned into a studio
post 1655498963 02-02-2022, 05:56 PM
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Police officer, security guard, librarian, mail man, president of the usa.... Mostly government jobs.
post 1655498993 02-02-2022, 05:57 PM
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PM Donny2Cuck for pro answers.
post 1655499013 02-02-2022, 05:57 PM
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post 1655499023 02-02-2022, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Open a liquor store
Sell liquor and drink all day
Pass out in the back office you turned into a studio
Lmao, actually had a family friend do this. As far as i know, he still owns the store.
post 1655499043 02-02-2022, 05:58 PM
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post 1655499053 02-02-2022, 05:58 PM
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post 1655499263 02-02-2022, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
G4p
came in for this.

Not dissapointed
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post 1655499283 02-02-2022, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Open a liquor store
Sell liquor and drink all day
Pass out in the back office you turned into a studio
sounds like a lot of work
Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Police officer, security guard, librarian, mail man, president of the usa.... Mostly government jobs.
I've been looking into some of these. Been too lazy to finish some of the applications.
Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
PM Donny2Cuck for pro answers.
nah
post 1655499373 02-02-2022, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
G4p
considering it
post 1655499823 02-02-2022, 06:11 PM
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We talking a 6 pack per night alcoholic, or drink all day alcoholic?
post 1655500013 02-02-2022, 06:13 PM
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Donโ€™t go that route, OP. End well, it will not. Better address the issue before it becomes serious. At least you are aware of the problem. Thatโ€™s the best start.
post 1655500073 02-02-2022, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
We talking a 6 pack per night alcoholic, or drink all day alcoholic?
Way more than 6 but not everyday, and I'm functional enough. Have blacked out while working before though.
post 1655500313 02-02-2022, 06:18 PM
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post 1655500403 02-02-2022, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
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post 1655500733 02-02-2022, 06:26 PM
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Could just do security at night.
post 1655500743 02-02-2022, 06:26 PM
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post 1655500883 02-02-2022, 06:29 PM
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post 1655500903 02-02-2022, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Could just do security at night.
strongly considering
Originally Posted By Kiefer
Grocery store stocker
lol I've done that somewhat recently
post 1655500993 02-02-2022, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
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post 1655501053 02-02-2022, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Way more than 6 but not everyday, and I'm functional enough.Have blacked out while working before though.
Yeah...At any rate, a lot of WFH officecel jobs can qualify.
post 1655501423 02-02-2022, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Way more than 6 but not everyday, and I'm functional enough. Have blacked out while working before though.
If you can skip days without drinking then obviously you are not an alcoholic. You're just a reg serial killer not an alcoholic one
post 1655501503 02-02-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Kiefer
Grocery store stocker
I thought you had to have "intent to penetrate" on your resume for that
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1655501703 02-02-2022, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Drhunglow⏩
If you can skip days without drinking then obviously you are not an alcoholic.You're just a reg serial killer not an alcoholic one
That's an incredibly silly metric.
post 1655501863 02-02-2022, 06:47 PM
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Not saying correctional officer in CA but...
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post 1655503013 02-02-2022, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
That's an incredibly silly metric.
Sure and participation ribbons are great too!
post 1655503113 02-02-2022, 07:14 PM
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Bartender at some high dollar establishment.
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post 1655503683 02-02-2022, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Drhunglow⏩
If you can skip days without drinking then obviously you are not an alcoholic. You're just a reg serial killer not an alcoholic one
Alright
Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Yeah...At any rate, a lot of WFH officecel jobs can qualify.
Don't know how to get a job like that
Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Not saying correctional officer in CA but...
Maybe
Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Bartender at some high dollar establishment.
Thought about bartender before but more of like a ****ty dive bar place.
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OP i know this place is all jokes and **** but stop and get your ass to rehab if need be before this chit truly takes over.

the misc wont be here in a decade and dudes here will move on, but you'll be a complete wreck.

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post 1655503713 02-02-2022, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
I thought you had to have "intent to penetrate" on your resume for that
I always lie on my resume anyway
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