One of the hookers that sat on my lap that night was very proud of being a hooker, i think she was like 40 (pretty hot for her age tho), she started talking about her years on the business (one of my friends was asking, i didnt) and the crazy chit she has done over the years.

She said the most hardcore thing she ever did was banging an entire pro soccer team on mexico, took all them like 15 dudes at the same time, sucking damn dicks as fast as possible and taking some up the ass and poo nani.

I honestly felt disgusted, but she was phucking proud, imagine the things these bitches have done for money, fuark.

society is doomed.

note: i didnt whoremaxx that night, just enjoyed some beers and watched hookers dance.

YOU ARE the people you hang around with OP.

That's funny because your mom told me the exact same story when she was sitting on my lap

im an orphan tho