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Just went through a traumatic experience brahs need to talk to someone about it
02-12-2022, 04:52 PM
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So had just went to my wifes work and was picking her up and a friend's kid to bring back and play with our daughter. We pulled up to our house and we all got out to unload the car and heard some intense screaming. Couldn't exactly tell what it was so we looked at each other and it continued, could tell it was a house about 100 yards and I could make out somebody on the top of the porch. So me and the wife go towards it and I call 911. I repeat this to the 911 dude and he basically says I have to go see what it is. Once we get closer I see its a little girl like 6-7 banging on the back door literally screaming and no one is responding. My wife's dumbass decides to go up the porch and I instantly tell her to get the fuk back because our chances of getting shot just went up 1000%. The girl starts screaming I JUST WANT MY MOMMA while banging her fist on the door. I tell the operator they need to get here now I have no idea WTF is going on but I'm not going to find out. I tell the little girl to come down to us and she finally does...
Next thing I know 2 little kids come out laughing and say everything is fine.
WTF BRAHS
I thought I was about to get put on one of those murder shows where the innocent bystander got blown away by the disgruntled cheating dad. Was seriously one of the most intense moments of my life there for a couple of minutes. Then the dumbass cops i got transferred to who were going to come out and check start asking me to go to the mailbox for the address. Was a bizzarre moment and I needed to vent ty men.
Next thing I know 2 little kids come out laughing and say everything is fine.
WTF BRAHS
I thought I was about to get put on one of those murder shows where the innocent bystander got blown away by the disgruntled cheating dad. Was seriously one of the most intense moments of my life there for a couple of minutes. Then the dumbass cops i got transferred to who were going to come out and check start asking me to go to the mailbox for the address. Was a bizzarre moment and I needed to vent ty men.
02-12-2022, 04:58 PM
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That must have been really scary for you but atleast now you know you're bitchmade
02-12-2022, 05:00 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:01 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
The intense vibes I got with all my hair standing up on my neck when my wife started up the porch with the girl screaming I won't forget dude. I instantly felt my whole body tell me we are making a extremely dumb move by being here.Fooken A breh, glad it was a somewhat happy ending. Was afearing *traumatic" was gonna end with someone's head blown off or something.
02-12-2022, 05:06 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:06 PM
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Your wife's vagina must have dried up after seeing you act like a giant vagina yourself.
Inb4 divorce thread in the up and coming weeks.
Inb4 divorce thread in the up and coming weeks.
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02-12-2022, 05:08 PM
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Kids can spot a beta a mile away, sounds like they picked the perfect target for their prank lmao rekt
02-12-2022, 05:09 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Kids can spot a beta a mile away, sounds like they picked the perfect target for their prank lmao rekt
Originally Posted By guest89⏩
LMAO.Glad to hear you survived overhearing a couple of small children playing.
Next time call your wife's boyfriend to handle the matter.
Next time call your wife's boyfriend to handle the matter.
Absolutely ETHERED.
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02-12-2022, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Yoopwat⏩
Have you heard a 6 year old cry screaming while banging on the back door of a house? Is that a normal experience for you breh?Witnessing a girl banging on a door is traumatic to you?
02-12-2022, 05:10 PM
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OP forgot to mention the part that was traumatic? Is there a part 2
Buncha fuking soft ass Americans I swear. I hope this is a satire thread. If that's your idea of traumatic you've had a really sheltered life ****ot. And by ****ot I mean forever a ****ot.
Buncha fuking soft ass Americans I swear. I hope this is a satire thread. If that's your idea of traumatic you've had a really sheltered life ****ot. And by ****ot I mean forever a ****ot.
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02-12-2022, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
OP getting roasted haha.OP forgot to mention the part that was traumatic? Is there a part 2
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02-12-2022, 05:12 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
I'm in tears lmao.Thank you misc for never letting me down LMAO. I about had a heart attack at 33 and you mfers roasting me hard
Btw the entire neighborhood called the cops I just found out.
Btw the entire neighborhood called the cops I just found out.
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02-12-2022, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
\You used to little girls screaming for help?OP forgot to mention the part that was traumatic? Is there a part 2
Buncha fuking soft ass Americans I swear. I hope this is a satire thread. If that's your idea of traumatic you've had a really sheltered life ****ot. And by ****ot I mean forever a ****ot.
Buncha fuking soft ass Americans I swear. I hope this is a satire thread. If that's your idea of traumatic you've had a really sheltered life ****ot. And by ****ot I mean forever a ****ot.
02-12-2022, 05:16 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:17 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
We going to do the tough guy thing now, after a kid crying made you have a nervous breakdown?Post a selfie lets see who is in tears you kunt. Bet you won't do it.
LMAO.
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02-12-2022, 05:19 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
Wait are we having a cry off?Post a selfie lets see who is in tears you kunt. Bet you won't do it.
I've got 40 on Opie
02-12-2022, 05:21 PM
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02-12-2022, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
Dude it's a kid playing with her friends. You were in a state of shock and panic so in your beta mind it looked like a girl was having a panic attack, on the verge of breakdown because her dad was murdering her mom inside. To them it's a bunch of kids that decided they wanted to fool the dopey looking soccer dad who just drove up.\You used to little girls screaming for help?
Originally Posted By chalup⏩
Lol @ getting your jammies rustled. I am so scared you removed 32 points from my 400,000 o lawds the pain. Rofl I'm not running up in any house dawg, if I saw some kids playing I'd just ask if she's okay and go about my business.Coal man acting like he would run up into an unknown house that has 20 cars outside and be a hero for something he doesn't even know what was going on LMAO. Negged you bish
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02-12-2022, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
They werent playing you fukking idiot LMAO. Thats why the entire neighborhood was out looking yeah? And this is in 20 minutes. The girl was outside banging on the door for 20 minutes and your dumbas says they were playing around.Dude it's a kid playing with her friends. You were in a state of shock and panic so in your beta mind it looked like a girl was having a panic attack, on the verge of breakdown because her dad was murdering her mom inside. To them it's a bunch of kids that decided they wanted to fool the dopey looking soccer dad who just drove up.
Lol @ getting your jammies rustled. I am so scared you removed 32 points from my 400,000 o lawds the pain. Rofl I'm not running up in any house dawg, if I saw some kids playing I'd just ask if she's okay and go about my business.
Lol @ getting your jammies rustled. I am so scared you removed 32 points from my 400,000 o lawds the pain. Rofl I'm not running up in any house dawg, if I saw some kids playing I'd just ask if she's okay and go about my business.
02-12-2022, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
Yea, the entire neighborhood was looking @ you laughing for being such a pussy having a breakdown over seeing a kid crying lmao.They werent playing you fukking idiot LMAO. Thats why the entire neighborhood was out looking yeah?
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02-12-2022, 05:28 PM
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OP called 911 over a screaming toddler LULZ
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02-12-2022, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By OPGenesis⏩
Dont post again til you post a pic you *******. Pussay ass bishYea, the entire neighborhood was looking @ you laughing for being such a pussy having a breakdown over seeing a kid crying lmao.
02-12-2022, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
A toddler beating on the door from outside for 5 minutes straight while screaming for help. Are you retarded? Are you saying you wouldn't do anything?OP called 911 over a screaming toddler LULZ
No seriously, are you retarded?
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02-12-2022, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
A toddler beating on the door from outside for 5 minutes straight while screaming for help. Are you retarded? Are you saying you wouldn't do anything?
No seriously, are you retarded?
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No seriously, are you retarded?
2017 join date, that explains it

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